March has passed, and the Rookie of the Month is still Tim Duncan of the Spurs.

The two teams with the best records this month are the Chicago Bulls and the Utah Jazz. The Bulls are 13-1 and have soared all the way to the top of the league, while the Jazz are 15-2, overtaking the SuperSonics to become the first in the West.

In terms of statistics, Jordan had 28.9 points, 5.3 rebounds and 3.5 assists, and Malone had 27.2 points, 10.9 rebounds and 4.2 assists, which was not a big difference.

Since Malone just won the Player of the Month award last month, according to the convention, this month's Player of the Month award went to Michael Jordan of the Bulls, and the Coach of the Month award went to Jazz coach Jerry Sloan!

Phil Jackson: "I'll just watch you win." ”

O'Neal's performance this month was also very rebellious, with 27.5 points, 11.3 rebounds, 1.9 assists and 2.1 blocks, but unfortunately the team only had 13 wins and 4 losses, missing out on the Player of the Month.

April 1 is April Fool's Day, and Americans love to cheat on each other in various ways on this day.

The Knicks didn't play today. After a day's training, Li Wei returned home, first went to the flying saucer to accompany Luo Wei for a while, and then came out to look for Ivanka.

Unexpectedly, Sylvia stood outside Ivanka's room, and when she saw Li Wei coming, she immediately made a boo gesture.

"What to do?" Li Wei asked.

Sylvia said: "Dad, Aunt Cuilan is waiting for you in the small pool, you go quietly, don't talk!" ”

Li Wei said: "You little bastard, I lied to me last time, and I haven't settled accounts with you yet, what kind of crooked idea did you fight this time?" ”

Sylvia said very aggrievedly: "Dad, I didn't lie to you, besides, you should be grateful to me last time, if it weren't for me, how could Ivanka live in our house!" ”

"You little devil!" Li Wei flicked lightly on her head.

Since it is April Fool's Day, it will definitely not be Xia Cuilan in the small pool, he estimates that it will be Ivanka, because no one else has a schedule now.

Of course, it doesn't matter if it's someone else, just go and find out.

It was pitch black all around, and Li Wei remembered that he met Ivan for the first time, and he also thought it was quite funny, so he didn't make any sound and slowly moved forward.

There was really someone by the pool, she was very active, and Li Wei decided that she was Ivanka.

Everyone is an old partner, and there is nothing to say, so let's get started!

A moment later, a scream rang out: "Ah! Are you a man? ”

Li Wei said in surprise: "Are you Dinah?" ”

"You're killing me!" A small fist smashed, but it was Li Wei's female bodyguard Dinah.

It turned out that Dinah and Sylvia had just kissed here, and then Sylvia quit halfway through and claimed to be back soon.

Dinah hears the footsteps of the returnee and immediately understands that this is an April Fool's prank played by Sylvia.

Thinking that the person who came might be Margaret, Ivanka, or even Xia Cuirong, who is usually very ladylike, Dina took it into account and also played a prank, hugging each other is a fierce kiss.

Unexpectedly, the person who came was not Ivanka, Margaret, Xia Cuilan, Xia Cuirong, but Li Wei!

The defenseless Dinah opened her arms, and Li Wei took advantage of the situation to enter!

By the time she tried to stop anything, it was too late!

Two hours later, Li Wei carried Dinah back to her room.

"It's terrible, except that it hurts." Dinah muttered softly.

"And you're going to let me continue?" Li Wei asked.

Dinah said: "I have discussed with Sylvia before, and when we get married in the future, I will let you provide a little essence and have a child, because we can't have children." Now that the plan has not changed quickly, then you can ask for it in advance. ”

Li Wei's eyes widened and said, "It turns out that you just want to order me - what do you think of me?" ”

Dinah said, "Weren't you happy just now?" Don't worry, I won't let you be responsible, the child is raised by me and Sylvia, it has nothing to do with you, we can sign an agreement, don't you men like not to be responsible? ”

Li Wei's old face flushed: "Who do you think of me?" How could I not be responsible! And what are you kidding, Sylvia is a child herself! ”

Dinah said, "She's going to grow up soon, and she's my wife!" ”

Li Wei sighed and said: "Dinah, I think you are normal, it's no problem to find a boyfriend in the future, don't always mess around with Sylvia." ”

Dinah said: "You are fooling, we are love." Sylvia is my wife today, in the future, and forever. ”

The two were chatting when Sylvia appeared in the doorway.

Dinah immediately said aggrievedly: "Wife, look at the good things you did, I was polluted by David, and I may get pregnant in the future!" ”

Sylvia said, "Dinah, I'm sad too. Actually, I wanted to trick Ivanka into going over, but when I met my father halfway, I changed my mind temporarily. Still, you two seem to be in good tune! ”

Dinah said: "What nonsense, David is just not so annoying, if you are not happy, I will drive him away immediately!" ”

Sylvia said: "Don't, I remember you said before, all men, just he is not so annoying, in the future, if we want children, let him donate sperm, now it is equivalent to early." ”

Dinah said, "Well, I think so too! ”

"Hey, you two don't ignore me!" Li Weidao.

In the eyes of the two girls, he is just a prop that provides cells, which hurts self-esteem too much.

Sylvia ran to Li Wei's side, pouted and said, "I don't care if you and Dina are together, what else do you want?" If someone touches Dinah like you, I won't spare him! ”

Dinah said: "Sylvia, don't worry, I will never let anyone touch it, unless it is with your permission, like today!" ”

Sylvia said, "I don't have a license today!" ”

Dinah said: "Bad guy, obviously you called him, I don't care, it's you who promised!" ”

Li Wei said: "You two-"

Dinah said, "Don't look at it, let's go sign the agreement!" ”

At Dinah's strong request, Li Wei had to sign an agreement.

The agreement stipulates that in the future, Dinah's children will only belong to Dinah, and Li Wei cannot ask her children to call their father, because this is her and Sylvia's children.

In terms of child support, Dinah didn't want it, and her children didn't need Li Wei to take the money. However, Li Wei said that the court would definitely not support such an obviously unequal agreement, and Dinah had to accept $10,000 a month in child support.

Li Wei put down his pen and sighed: "The probability of conceiving at one time is actually very small, and we will sign this agreement in vain!" ”

Sylvia said, "Then it's better to come a few more times, Dinah is very idle anyway!" ”

Dinah said: "How can this be, I am your husband!" ”

Sylvia said: "This is not a special period, do we want children?" He is the only exception between us, and I allow you to be together! ”

Dinah thought for a moment, and agreed.