Wang Meng adopted Qin Wangsheng's opinion, and no longer had to meet Liu Huanhuan, he asked for the address from Liu Huanhuan, and delivered the Tyrannosaurus Rex directly to the door of the rental house. Liu Huanhuan also gave Wang Meng a return gift - a complete set of high-end bed four-piece sets, which was bought after asking Wang Meng about the size of the bed at home, saving her money for a mask and down jacket in the second half of the month.

Zhao Tongqian's evaluation of the two is: born a pair of neurotics.

The two couples finally stopped tossing, and the days returned to the rhythm of opening each other black and secretly sweet.

On the other hand, since Sun Hui entered Zhao Meiren's pit, he didn't want to eat, and there was no end to the live broadcast. sighs every day, only annoying his roommate enough.

"If you like it, chase it!" The roommate returned to the dormitory in the morning, which may be the only masculine exercise for the sissy.

"Well, I'm already very proactive." Sun Hui pulled his fingers and calculated: "I @She on Weibo, I called her on QQ, and praised her openly and secretly in the live broadcast, of course it was a trumpet... But she didn't seem to have swiped Weibo, nor did she reply to my QQ, and the live broadcast didn't seem to be watched much... ”

"She's all working, and of course she doesn't have as much time as you." In order to prevent the damage of ultraviolet rays to the skin, he deliberately went out to boxing before dawn, and even helped Sun Hui bring a breakfast back.

"That's the problem." Sun Hui said: "We have too little contact, and we are not in the same city, and the rhythm of life is different... Alas! ”

"It is said that men chase women across mountains, and women chase men across the veil." The roommate said: "Play your male hormones and let her like you 'first', so that she will come to chase you, the distance, the rhythm of life, whatever, it's all floating clouds." ”

Sun Hui thinks it makes sense. So I asked for in-depth advice on how to release "male hormones".

"You don't know pesticides?" The roommate packed up the textbook and put on the headphones, "Use your perfect technique and take her to the next level!" ”

The morning light was projected on Sun Hui's hopeful face through the window screen, and he seemed to see a pair of sons and women chasing and frolicking wantonly in the green and grassy King's Canyon. . .

So, after Zhao Tongqian came home from work, she received an invitation from carrots again.

Rampaging Carrot: You won't be captured by aliens, if you are still in the world, accept my friend application, let's open the black together!

Zhao Tongqian finally got in the mood to deal with the naughty anchor, this guy has been harassing her recently, Zhao Tongqian attributed it to his inexplicable restlessness in his barren adolescence, to put it bluntly, it was the late stage of secondary two disease. coincided with the little apprentice's sister making trouble, and Zhao Tongqian had to keep pretending to be offline. Now that the dust has settled, Zhao Tongqian is also ashamed to consciously snub the little anchor, so she decided to comfort her.

Find something: go live.

The two quickly added friends to each other, and opened the ranking, entering the stage of hero selection.

Sun Hui's account was opened recently, and his name is Carrot. He specially asked about Zhao Tongqian's rank, and spent half a day buying many inscriptions to type. Now it happens to be in a double row with Zhao Tongqian.

Zhao Tongqian is still wondering, carrots are often used in Mulan, and she has been using them recently, although it is certain that carrots will be used to win, but Zhao Tongqian is not good at other characters, so she was planning to discuss it, but she didn't think that this guy was the first choice, Di Renjie.

Playing Shooter?

Zhao Tongqian finally got a little interested, she had never seen a carrot shooter (because she hadn't been watching carrot live). At the beginning of the game, the five of them scattered from the crystal, Mulan still rushed to the road, and the old master of the same team wore Christmas skins and jumped to the Sappa Wild Area.

Zhao Tongqian has two habits of placing orders, one is that the little apprentice is beside him, and the two of them have the audacity to go against the red; One is that she is in a single row, and she is very obscene to clear the line first, and then fight river crabs, and she runs away when people come from the opposite side.

Of course, occasionally there will be times when her self-confidence is full, and if she doesn't make a mistake in the operation, she can cross the tower and kill Lu Ban or something.

This time, Zhao Tongqian still decided to seek stability, so she went straight to the line, who would think...

An iron hook suddenly popped out of the grass, and with a whoosh, it hooked Mulan, who was clearing the army, to her face! Li Yuanfang, who was also hiding in the grass, immediately threw out a dart and drew A five times in a row! Dian Wei, who was still worried about not being able to kill this Mulan, stomped up, but a second before he raised his foot, Mulan had already sent a blood and fell to the ground on all fours.

"I'll go, are you Mulan that I taught me?" Sun Hui turned on the QQ voice, "You're not Mulan, you're Mulan." ”

Zhao Tongqian silently typed a string of ellipses, she forgot that there was Zhong Kui on the other side, although the hook was slow, but it was unexpected, and it was also enough.

Mulan, who had successfully resurrected, continued to come to the upper road, she ran over and threw her short sword to test the grass just now, no one! Perfect! Relieved and bold to continue clearing the line, she drifted to the other side of the grass, and suddenly a circle appeared under her feet, and she was frozen in a swish! At this time, there was a sound of clattering horses' hooves in the distance, Guan Er Ye held the Qinglong Yanyue Knife in his hand, and a divine horse was placed in his crotch, and a hoof kicked on Mulan's face, and Mulan fell under the divine soldier again.

was arrested twice in a row, and Zhao Tongqian was angry. What's going on with these guys? Playing yin? Hmph, when who won't! She ignored the carrot sound that came from her voice again, clicked on the request to gather, and headed straight for the road!

"You are lewd, I'll develop first. When I'm ready, I'll help you get your revenge! Sun Hui clicked the wilderness, gritting his teeth with hatred on the other side. It's so easy for Lao Tzu to take a beautiful woman to open the black, and you just smash our beautiful love boat like this? Hurt the heavens, wait for me!

So in the next twenty minutes or so, Mulan deeply realized that if the other side wants to arrest you, there will be at least a hundred ways. Such as hooking people under the tower, squatting in the grass, sneak attacks on the road of group battles, and group beatings when clearing the line. In short, she tried all kinds of ways to die, until Di Renjie came to the third four kills, she only became two pieces of equipment: the Boots of Resistance and the Shadow Battle Axe.

Di Renjie: Attack!

Mulan, who was still counting seconds in the spring water, could only watch as the four of her teammates rushed up and successfully broke the enemy crystal. And the final battle ratio also showed that Mulan alone gave two-thirds of the team's heads.

Sun Hui finally cooled down after he hit high, and only then did he find that Zhao Tongqian had a miserable record. If this is a roommate, he will definitely take a screenshot and bury it, but this is the girl he likes, he has already laughed at her with a big mouth before, and now if it adds fuel to the fire, what if she doesn't take herself to play?!

So Sun Hui racked his brains to think about how to evaluate this result tactfully and without losing the standard, but Zhao Tongqian made a summary first.

Looking for something: they are too insidious, why did they sneak up on me?

Rampage Carrot: It's okay, play with me to assist, let's go all the way, I'll protect you!

So for the second one, Zhao Tongqian was still Mulan, and Sun Hui chose Sun Bin.

The two went on the road together, and both hid in the bushes, waiting for the arrival of the opponent's shooter. Sun Hui looked at Mulan's squatting position, and couldn't help but want to say something.

Sun Hui: "You are too far behind, what are you afraid of, if you block the front after I break it, he will definitely have to explain." Go ahead. ”

Mulan obediently moved forward and crouched down again.

Sun Hui: "Sister! Where did you learn the skill, squatting outside the grass! ”

Zhao Tongqian took a look, okay, she moved just now, and she accidentally squatted outside. However, it was too late, and the shooter on the opposite side discovered the ambush early, and with a click of a click, he was facing the grass, and Sun Bin couldn't hide anymore, so he had to come out.

Zhao Tongqian once again honestly admitted her mistakes. Sun Hui secretly warned himself to be patient, girl, the cerebellum is underdeveloped, and it is understandable to operate dishes. What's more, he's not really here to play games!

Male hormones! Hormone!

Sun Hui immediately exerted the first-class "flower protection" technology and steadily blocked in front of Mulan! Hey? Luban wants to kill my Mulan?! I'm accelerating, running~~ It's a big one, silence + explosion! Then a flat A plus an explosion circle, killing half-blood Luban. Perfect!

What? Ake is coming to cut Mulan! I'll raise my hand and it's an explosion circle, first scare and scare you, and then raise the blood of my teammates, and seduce this big-breasted girl to go to the friendly army in the grass, hehe, bye-bye!

Ha! Big Arthur, you dare to chase my Mulan with your blood! I'm AAAAA, damn, King Lanling, you dare to rob my head! You don't want the next blue! Lao Tzu counts when he speaks!

So, after the whole game, Mulan didn't die once, didn't have an assist, and of course didn't have a head.

Let's look at Sun Bin's data...

In short, after the victory, Sun Bin received three likes, and the only one who didn't like Huahua, someone really didn't dare to ask why...

Sun Hui: "Ahem, what's that, in this way, use me as a jungler, you will be on the order, and if you are caught, you will call me, I will save you even if I don't want my life!" ”

Looking for something: I suddenly remembered that I still have homework to do, good boy wants to go up every day, I went to do my homework, bye-bye.

decisively went offline, retreated QQ, got into the quilt, and grieved alone.

Sun Hui: 。。。。。。

Fuck your sister's male hormones! Sissy, your bad idea! Come back to me, you're dead!

Yu Wenjuan casually chose Daji to enter the game, she was really blind, and even the skills were watched for a long time before she understood what was going on. She wondered if a novice should follow a crowded place, so she chose the lower path because there were two people here. However, as soon as she got in front of the two of them, someone spoke on the screen.

Yu Ji: Daji went to the middle road.

Yu Wenjuan recalled, as if she was talking about her. If this were Zhao Tongqian, she would definitely blush-faced and leave honestly. If this is Liu Huanhuan, he will definitely be scolding and reluctant, but he will also go to the middle road. If Qin Jiaqi threw away her mobile phone and asked her brother for help. If this is Wang Meng... Wait, why do you want to add Wang Meng to the comparison? Cross out, cross out.

However, at this moment, it was Yu Wenjuan who licked her face and followed her down.

Convince you (Daji): I'd love to.

Yu Ji was simply angry, she began to grab the line, grab the wild monsters, grab the assists, and grab the head! However, she soon found out that this Daji had come to see the things, and that she was neither a soldier nor a jungler, and even if the enemy hit her and her assistant's heads, she would just crouch in the grass and watch.

Yu Ji: Daji is here to be funny?

Yu Wenjuan finally understood something, the red blood bar was the enemy, and the blue blood bar was the teammate. Throw skills at each other to attack, and whichever health bar runs out will die. Those who die will come back to life at the beginning of the game, but they will have to come back slowly.

Daji, who had been watching from the sidelines, was full of confidence, and finally came out of the grass and responded.

Let you be convinced: I want you to take care of it.

Little Daji jumped up and saw Athena rushing towards her. She unhurriedly threw out a second skill to freeze the assassin, and then began to release the ultimate and one skill one by one. However, Xiao Daji didn't buy any equipment, and she didn't have any inscription support bonuses, so Athena just lost half a tube of blood and continued to pounce on Daji, who could only flatten A.

Yu Wenjuan naturally wanted to run. However, it is not surprising that she makes the same mistake as other newcomers: in the process of escaping, she is still in Ping A. In this case, the system will think that the command given by the player is an attack, and the trivial movement is a move, so it does not manipulate the hero to escape, but instead sends it up.

At the end of the first game, Daji didn't buy a piece of equipment, didn't kill a person, didn't have an assist, but gave 36 heads!

As a result, four people reported and their accounts were banned for six hours.

Yu Wenjuan was angry and called her brother to complain.

Yu Jianguo lazily gave a very loser's suggestion: You spend money to buy inscriptions, with the blessing of inscriptions, it can be easier to fight.

Yu Wenjuan has always believed in her brother, so she asked what inscription to buy and where to buy it. Yu Jianguo's patience with women has always been limited, so he said that he would find a group to ask, and hung up the phone.

Yu Wenjuan obediently searched for a QQ group, and asked questions directly after adding it, after hearing that there are N kinds of inscriptions in pesticides, and they are divided into 5 levels, and they are subdivided into categories such as physics, spells, bloodsucking, defense, etc., she immediately said that this is not a problem, she can buy them all.

So soon, a trumpet began to chat with her privately.

Score: Fight on behalf of you, the price is fair, what heroes do you have, I will designate the inscription for you to buy, and help you get on the stars.

Yu Wenjuan replied: You help me fight, so what should I do?

Points: 。。。。。。

Yu Wenjuan said domineeringly: I can also go to that star myself, and I can't afford to spend this unjust money!

Score: Stupid.

A second later, Yu Wenjuan found herself kicked out of the QQ group.

Ha! I'm scared of that! Yu Wenjuan put away her mobile phone, it's only six hours, who can't afford to wait!

Hum!