1. Married men and women

Liu Huanhuan looked at the melon seed scum all over the ground, and was so angry that he stepped on the face of someone who was dozing off on the sofa!

Liu Huanhuan: "Wang Ermengzi! You get up for me! ”

Wang Meng rubbed his eyes and got up, he worked overtime continuously in the first few days, and in order to recover his energy, he took a few days off at home. (Book = - house * 0 small -} said -+ net) because there is only one person at home, the very bored second moe simply bought a bunch of snacks and watched horror movies at home. It's a pity that domestic horror films are either psychotic or hallucinations, and in the end, they must be a harmonious society occupying the high ground. The more she looked at it, the more sleepy she became, she fell asleep with melon seeds, until she was woken up by her daughter-in-law.

Wang Meng: "What's wrong, what's wrong?" ”

Liu Huanhuan pointed to the crumbs of melon seeds all over the ground, "I worked hard all day, and I have to help you clean up the garbage when I come back?" You unconscionable scoundrel! I have to clean up my house today! ”

The second moe looked left and right, "Where is it dirty?" Obviously it was only dragged yesterday? ”

Liu Huanhuan pointed to the evidence vigorously, "Can't you see it?" You can't see so much scum? ”

Wang Meng squatted down and finally found that it was the slag he had dropped from snacking, and scratched his head, "I know, I'll sweep it." ”

Liu Huanhuan is really angry, every day I come back in the past two days, I will find that Er Mengzi has broken through the new horizon at home, every day the house is a garbage dump, I am really angry, Liu Huanhuan was about to shoot someone by surprise, but when I saw Er Mengzi's long eyes on the back of his head, he dodged it with a swish!

Liu Huanhuan: "You still dare to hide!" ”

Wang Ermengzi: "People also have flashes, okay?" ”

Liu Huanhuan: "My big move can still restore blood!" ”

Wang Ermengzi: "I have sanctions!" ”

Liu Huanhuan: "We sent Zhong Wuyan to petrify!" Petrifaction! ”

Wang Ermengzi: "I have purification!" And send the old master to tie you up as a! ”

Liu Huanhuan: "I'll kick you to death with a hoof!" ”

Wang Ermengzi: "The old master is also very restrained Guan Yu, daughter-in-law, you haven't been playing with me recently, have you forgotten how to play?" Alas, every day you know to beat me. ”

Liu Huanhuan covered her face, feeling that quarreling with this guy was a waste of IQ, and she actually made a serious move, and she was hopeless.

"You sweep the floor, I mop the floor. Tomorrow on the last day off, dare to make garbage for me again, see if I don't cut you to death! ”

"Got it! Don't snack tomorrow and go play! ”

"I clean up like a dog every day, why are you so sloppy at home!"

"Of course, how comfortable is it in your own home, how can you come, otherwise why do you want your daughter-in-law!"

"What?!" Liu Huanhuan smashed dirty clothes and smelly socks into someone's face, "Do you know what you want your daughter-in-law to do?" I'll show you today! ”

"Wow!! Am I wrong? Cleanse! Flash! Still coming? I'm going to stun you, I'm really going to make a move! I'll go and say that I don't want to pinch the little meat and feed it! Yes!!!! ”

2. About housework

A humming vacuum cleaner carefully cleans the dust from the floor.

Ah, what a nice day. Sunlight pours in through floor-to-ceiling windows, and dust particles in the light float lazily in the warm light. With the roar of the vacuum cleaner and the vibration of the washing machine in the bathroom at high speed, it was really a relaxing and comfortable weekend...

What a fart!

Sun Hui threw off the vacuum cleaner in his hand, then ripped off the apron on his body, pulled his slippers, and roared at Yu Wenjuan, who was sitting in the center of the sofa, leisurely drinking coffee, and watching the noon news!

"Why am I dragging the ground! I also wash the clothes! I cook the rice too! Sun Niudung leaned up his neck, imposing.

"Ready?" Yu Wenjuan put down the coffee unhurriedly, and added a large spoonful of sugar, which was still sweet and greasy.

"Oh, there's still a cold dish left, I'll take a garlic shot later... Sun Hui counted his hand, "That's not right! I mean, I'm going to turn over the peasants and put them singing! Unveiled the pole, the Yellow Turban uprising! That's right, it's an uprising! Where there is oppression, there is resistance! I'm a big anchor with millions of fans, and I still have to clean up the house at home?! ”

Yu Wenjuan pointed to the vacuum cleaner on the ground, "Don't turn off the switch?" It's dangerous. ”

Sun Niudung hurriedly began to save the dying vacuum cleaner, and once again emphasized the position of the head of the family, "These should be women's work!" As a pillar of heaven and earth, I should sit there and drink coffee! ”

Yu Wenjuan dragged her chin and muttered, "Hmm... If I don't even do this little bit of housework, I feel like I'm at a loss. ”

"Nani!"

"Eat me, live and sleep me, and don't do any work. Imp, you're like this, it's easy to be returned. ”

"Don't look at me with the expression of looking at the second wife! While you're right, it's temporary! I will definitely become a big man in the future! Will earn a lot of money to support you! ”

"Then wait until you become a big man, and then talk about housework."

"Wow! I'm so! Is it great to be rich? Can you earn so much? Did we get married because of money? It's because of love, oral jun! It's because of love! ”

"Oh. Love. ”

"What's the use of money? Can money buy time? ”

"If you've ever taken the Green Leather train, you should understand why high-speed rail fares are expensive."

"Okay, but can money buy love?"

"Oh... You seem to be the agent I paid to hire to last in the house. Congratulations. ”

"Can money buy dreams?"

"What are your dreams? I do the math to see if the private money is enough to sponsor it. ”

"You... You actually hid private money behind my back! Oh my God, am I really your husband? I didn't drink Coke for it, did I? Or maybe it's just picked up on the side of the avenue! ”

"Of course not," Yu Wenjuan's smile greeted the noon sun, exuding a golden halo, "I bought it from the game." ”

Sun Niu dung: Selling cuteness can't save you! I won't be tempted! Hum!

Drip, drip, drip.

"What sound? Rice cooker? Is the meal ready? I am hungry. ”

"I'm going to take a look, and I'll take a pat on the garlic by the way. Don't drink coffee, you won't be able to eat serious meals for a while! ”

"Oh."

3. The king?

Zhao Tongqian looked at the battle record and sighed, "Alas, in the end, I didn't succeed as the king." ”

On their honeymoon in Sanya, where the climate is pleasant, they did not join the group, but chose to travel independently. Qin Wangsheng had been here before, and after asking Zhao Tongqian what he wanted to do the most, they finally decided on this homestay, and then began to do nothing every day.

Mother Zhao: Are you stupid! Honeymoon! Of course, you should also see the places of interest and buy some local products! What kind of honeymoon do you run to a deserted island! Why don't you take advantage of the honeymoon period to have a child!

Zhao Tongqian: Mom! What nonsense! I really don't like to wander around! And the scenery here is so beautiful, just looking at it stupidly every day makes me happy.

Mother Zhao: My silly daughter. Last time, your mother-in-law said that she wanted you to have two, I think she wants a son! Alas, it is understandable that feudal superstition is harmful. In this way, I will teach you a few tricks of our old Zhao family's ancestral secret method of giving birth to a son! You find a pen and paper to write it down, first say...

Zhao Tongqian: Mom, with this kind of evil art, how did you give birth to me back then?

Mother Zhao: My mother-in-law is different from your mother-in-law, and she doesn't ask for her son. What's more, what is your mother's status in Tun'er, I gave birth to a girl and made them happy, okay! Do you know how many people's hearts have been broken by your refusal to inherit the mantle? Alas, it's all tears when you say it...

Zhao Tongqian: I'm going to hang up, I'm really going to hang up, bye-bye.

Qin Wangsheng: "Why are you chatting so happily?" ”

Zhao Tongqian: I'm a good girl, where can you see that I'm happy?

Zhao Tongqian looked at the endless sea in front of her, and there were two children playing on the warm beach. It's really comfortable to be away from the hustle and bustle of life like this, but ...

Zhao Tongqian: "My mother wants me to go out for a walk and see the local scenery or something." ”

Qin Wangsheng: "Actually, it's nothing, except that the clothes are cooler and the prices are more expensive." However, the coconut in the opposite house is delicious, do you want to drink it? ”

Zhao Tongqian: "Hmm. ”

Qin Wangsheng got up to buy coconuts, Zhao Tongqian looked at his back, thought of what his mother said about giving birth to two, and blushed silently.

If you come to the beach for a holiday without any worries, you don't go anywhere, you get enough sun during the day, and you go back to play games at night, I'm afraid no one will believe it at all.

Zhao Tongqian lay on her back on the beach, looking at the dazzling sun through her five fingers.

I don't have to go to work, I don't have to think about what to eat every day, it's really leisurely and happy. Thinking about it this way, I work hard for money every day, and I either eat three meals a day or worry about what to eat, and I am completely a slave to money...

Qin Wangsheng came back after buying coconuts and found someone already lying under a parasol, snoring.

Qin Wangsheng sighed, glanced at someone's mobile phone casually inserted in the sand, and with a ding dong, a text message popped up. Qin Wangsheng didn't hesitate to pull it out and unlock it, clicked on the text message, glanced at it, and then looked at his daughter-in-law who was sleeping without knowing the east and west, north and south, and laughed meaningfully.

Zhao Tongqian slept until dark, and although she felt very comfortable when she woke up, she was afraid that she would lose sleep at night. Qin Wangsheng left a note and ordered dinner, but there was no one in the room, and the lights were not even turned on in the dark.

Zhao Tongqian went to the toilet to take a battle bath in the dark, and when she came out, a candlelight dinner full of tables appeared out of thin air.

Qin Wangsheng: "Take a bath?" It just so happens that I have something for you. ”

Zhao Tongqian wiped her hair, "What's it?" ”

A pink box was placed next to the bed.

This box... Familiar? Zhao Tongqian touched the lace bow and opened it curiously.

Pure cotton material, pink flannel with black lace... Isn't that ... "Love Booster"!

Is this what the hell meow was a birthday gift from her former little apprentice to her husband!

Qin Wangsheng: "When I first received it, I thought it would definitely be useful one day." ”

Someone has been from head to toe, red and ripe shrimp: come out to mix, sooner or later you will have to pay it back!

Qin Wangsheng: "Moreover, my mother-in-law, it seems that I also hope that the honeymoon will bear a good fruit." ”

Zhao Tongqian: "My mother? No way... I'll go! You peek at my text messages! ”

Qin Wangsheng: "Of course not, I look at it openly." And, wife, haven't you always wanted to be the king? ”

Zhao Tongqian's intuition was wrong, and she turned her head away in fear.

Qin Wangsheng smiled unscrupulously, and in the flickering candlelight, there was a terrifying charm, "I have three or four numbers, and they are all kings." Go to me, follow the king, the same. ”

Zhao Tongqian: Ah!! Despicable and shameless scoundrels! This house is really, I can't stay anymore!

4. Afternoon tea for housewives

Liu Huanhuan: So, when I got married, I realized that these men usually pretend to be presentable, but they are sloppy behind their backs! When he got home from work, he threw his socks into the bathroom casually, regardless of whether you fell on the floor or in the basin, and even once he accidentally threw them into the toilet!

Zhao Tongqian: Oh my God, how did you pick it up!

Liu Huanhuan: Stupid, of course I rushed away directly, and why did I pick it up! I'm not talking about this.,What I'm talking about.,My big cute son is too sloppy!

Zhao Tongqian: Alas, this is okay, I finally understand why your sloppy god would call my apprentice to peel the skin.

Liu Huanhuan: What's wrong, I thought Qin Dashen wasn't a stingy person?

Zhao Tongqian: You know the gifts he gave me when we were in love, what a compass ruler, a triangle board, a calculator keyboard micrometer, and a vase like a kimchi jar! Remember!

Liu Huanhuan: Of course, I was deeply impressed, and I once wondered if Qin Shuaige's brain was Watt.

Zhao Tongqian: Now he is using all these things. Recently, I said that I wanted to raise a pet hamster, and searched for cages and water basins on the Internet, and when he saw it, he said that he didn't need to spend money to buy it, and he made it for me. So all these micrometers and protractors came in handy. And then the vase, which he used to hold all kinds of electronic parts, was sealed like a treasure and didn't let me clean it up. The last keyboard, with a desktop he assembled himself, used it.

Liu Huanhuan: Could it be that when he sent you, he had foreseen that these would eventually come back to him? It is worthy of the intelligence of the superman team, and in the midst of strategizing, the decisive victory is thousands of miles away.

Zhao Tongqian: He even threatened to make beds and small benches for children in the future.

Liu Huanhuan: Wait, no, Qin Dashen is so capable of literature and martial arts, I'm afraid you're not showing affection to me! It's also small, why is my second child so handicap? You're a stupid girl, you're learning badly now! No, no, this doesn't count, you have to complain about the real shortcomings of a Qin god, give you five seconds, three-two-one, say it quickly!

Zhao Tongqian pondered for a long time, the little apprentice did no housework, and the cooking was very delicious, the key was to take care of himself really meticulously, from marriage to the present, the only thing that can be on the slot, in addition to the name "peeling", then there is only ...

The picture of the eighteen bans suddenly appeared in his mind, Zhao Tongqian blushed on the ground, covered her face and twisted around, completely ignoring Liu Huanhuan's hoarse shouts.

Liu Huanhuan: You're going too far, I'm going to praise my big cute, I'm going to praise him!

Yu Wenjuan, who had been drinking coffee quietly, picked up her mobile phone and sent a text message: I finally realized your hard work, please ask a cleaning aunt for this weekend's housework.

Sun Niudung refused and replied: Do you finally know how to take good care of your husband and me? That's pretty much it. How expensive is it to clean or something, I'll just do it! What do you want to eat at night?