Jiang Huo incarnated as Zhou Xiaodi and tried his best.

Whether it's selling cuteness, selling stupidity or pretending to be pitiful, all kinds of tricks, all kinds of means, everything is used.

It's a pity that Jiang Huo met a sister who strictly abides by the rules and regulations.

"No, there is a clear rule in the base that the bathroom will be open from eight to nine thirty in the evening, and it will be assigned and cleaned according to the department class, at this time, I can't let you in." The short-haired woman looked at Jiang Huo, who was like a little milk dog, and said ruthlessly: "What's more, there is no hot water provided now, even if you go in, there is no way to clean it......"

"It's okay, cold water is fine, on such a hot day, tap water is also hot......"

However, no matter how Jiang Huo pretended to be pitiful, in the end, he was still blocked by the short-haired woman.

Jiang Huo could only take his clothes, go back to the bedroom, find a pool casually, wash his face, and flush his head.

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While washing his hair, Jiang Huo also hit the faucet several times in a row.

It made her miserable.

Why do you need to grow long hair?

I can't see it when I wash my hair!

Jiang Huo directly ignored the real reason.

Or because of her highly myopic eyes.

After a lot of effort, Jiang Huo finally finished washing his hair.

Just as Jiang Huo returned to the dormitory and kept wiping his wet hair with a towel, the mobile phone placed next to the table suddenly vibrate.

Wrapping his hair with a towel, Jiang Huo put on his glasses and picked up his mobile phone.

"Hey, what are you doing? I haven't settled accounts with you yet, and you're embarrassed to call me now? Jiang Huo didn't wait for the other party to speak, and then crackled and complained.

Xiao Yuan on the other end of the phone heard Jiang Huo's words, and thought that the other party had discovered his behavior, so he hid in the pantry with a weak face, and said cautiously: "If you tell me that you have prepared so many new books, I don't need permission!" ”

As soon as these words were spoken, Madoka was instantly stunned.

That's not right!

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That's not what she said!

Hearing Madoka's complaining words, Jiang Huo, who was sitting in the bedroom, was also confused.

However, Jiang Huo quickly caught the words in Madoka's words.

Book? Permissions?

Damn it! Could it be that this guy smuggled into his author's backstage?

So, Jiang Huo coughed, pretended to be a picture that I knew everything, and said in a very serious tone: "I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!" I actually use permissions, look at my author background! ”

Xiao Yuan was hit by Jiang Huo's words, her heart was pounding, and the whole person was suddenly extremely nervous.

Suddenly, Madoka seemed to remember something, and she opened her mouth to defend: "When I called you before, you said that I should go and look at the draft box to know how many manuscripts are saved, didn't I read it according to your intentions!" ”

Jiang Huo was stunned for an instant.

Flower rub! You're sophistry!

When am I going to let you see my draft box!

Without waiting for Jiang Huo to open his mouth to question, Xiao Yuan continued: "During the previous call with you, from beginning to end, you didn't say anything to stop it, isn't this what it means by default?" ”

Jiang Huo almost squirted a mouthful of old blood on the table in front of him.

Belle! This kind of thinking of yours is really very dangerous!

According to your brain circuit, if I ask you out to eat, go shopping and watch a movie, will you still take the initiative to book a room in a theme hotel?

If so! I think we can face each other once, hey!

Thousands of miles to send is also supported!

Madoka naturally didn't know these strange thoughts in Jiang Huo's mind, and after she found that there was no sound in the earpiece, she didn't take the initiative to ask.

After all, Madoka has suffered a loss!

She's a woman with a story!

"Forget it, you've seen it all, I can't eat you......" Jiang Huo first said these words in a helpless tone, and then, she suddenly raised her voice and said: "I don't want to pursue the matter of peeping into the background, but!" You called me and caused me to be punished by the instructor, and you are responsible for this matter! ”

Although Jiang Huo's voice was very serious, a honey smile had already appeared on her face.

Jiang Huo seemed to be sure that the other party would take a step back.

When Xiaoyuan opened his mouth to give in, Jiang Huo could stand up and eat it to death.

Madoka, who was on the phone in the pantry, leaned back on the sofa, she took a sip of tea and asked in a tentative tone, "You were really discovered by the instructor?" Still to be punished? ”

"What do you say? During military training, it is forbidden to bring mobile phones to the training ground, and although I am sick, I can't ignore this rule! ”

Xiao Yuan nodded in agreement, Jiang Huo's words were true.

You must know that when Madoka first went to college and participated in military training, some people dared to commit crimes against the wind.

As a result, the instructor did not confiscate their mobile phones, but asked them to hold their heads against their phones while standing in a military position; Place your phone on the instep of your foot when kicking; To practice the arm swing, place your phone on your arm.

Anyway, after a circle of punishment, few people are willing to carry mobile phones during military training.

"How did the instructor punish you? Tell me about it? ”

Madoka suddenly had a strong curiosity about Jiang Huo's fictitious punishment, and now that she was the only one in the pantry, Madoka was happy to touch the fish and listen to Jiang Huo's situation.

"How else can it be punished? Naturally, I ran two kilometers along the runway......"

Jiang Huo "shamelessly" told what happened to him.

"Ah~ It's only two thousand meters, your instructor is really boring......"

Madoka's tone when she spoke was filled with a deep sense of regret. She even hoped that the instructor of military training could severely punish Jiang Huo, who gave her a headache.

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"That's not right! What kind of tone are you! I was punished by the instructor because of you! You have to be responsible for this! Jiang Huo was suddenly a little anxious.

Screenwriter! That's not how this script is written!

Director! I'm going to report it, there's someone playing! Drift through corners at high speed! I had two of my front teeth broken!

"Oh, yes, I will definitely be responsible for this matter, if you come to the magic capital, I will invite you to dinner~"

Contrary to Jiang Huo's expectations, Xiao Yuan agreed directly.

"Are you sure that I won't come to the magic capital?" Jiang Huo grinded his teeth, trying to create a more vicious tone.

Hearing Jiang Huo's pitiful grinding of teeth, Xiao Yuan almost didn't laugh, she said, "If you dare to come to the Demon Capital, why did you ask for a mailing contract when you signed the contract last time?" ”

"If you have the guts, come here, I promise to invite you to dinner!"

When the editor-in-chief communicated with Xiaoyuan, he had already explained Jiang Huo's situation clearly.

That's why Madoka is now so fearless to talk to Jiang Huo.