Chapter 713: Revenge
Shao Zeyang and the others didn't go too far, after all, they just had a meal, and they always only asked to be able to eat this kind of thing, as for whether it was delicious or not, as long as it was not salty or light, it was enough for them.
When they came back, Shi Mingsong's side was almost cleaned up.
"You washed your hair?" Shi Mingsong looked at Wu Yu's oily hair and asked.
"Nope." Wu Yu snorted and said.
"You go wash it, there's hot water in it." Shi Mingsong pointed to the faucet behind him.
"Of course I know there's hot water, I'm too lazy to wash it." Wu Yu stretched slightly, "Wait for two days and then wash it, anyway, if you don't wash your hair for two days, you can't die, and when you have time, you will wash it." ”
"Don't you have time now?" Shi Mingsong glared and looked at Wu Yu.
"Nope." Wu Yu's face was not red, and his heart was not beating, and he spread out on the bed and watched boring funny little videos.
"And when do you have time?" Shi Mingsong looked at Wu Yu and asked curiously.
"When I want to wash my hair, I'll have time." Shi Mingsong moved his arm slightly, "Okay, get dressed and get out of the house after cleaning up, Shao Zeyang and they are all back, the room should also be retreated, waiting downstairs." ”
"Oh." Shi Mingsong nodded, put on his clothes, and made sure that there was nothing left in the room, and the two of them pulled out the room card and left the room.
Sure enough, a group of people were already waiting on the first floor, carrying the food they bought for Wu Yu and Shi Mingsong, which seemed to be hot just now.
"Eating on the side of the street again?" Wu Yu glanced at the slightly inferior plastic bag, and Wu Yu came out with a wonderful appearance, after all, even if this group of people gives them money, they are absolutely unwilling to go to the big hotel to eat, because for them, it is a crime.
They don't have so many rules, they like to eat and drink and laugh unscrupulously and tell meat jokes, and then chat with the people at the next table, and then a group of people walk together and say two idle words that hurt, and then also have a drink, showing the curiosity of the northerners to the fullest.
They are not from a rich family, they are originally a group of the most ordinary, even low-level people, they grew up eating roadside stalls, so they also prefer such occasions. All they have is their own temper and habits, and they will never be able to be polite or accustomed to sitting in a fancy hotel, with a silver knife and fork in hand, to surprise the little piece of half-cooked steak on the plate, dripping with blood, and then compliment that the meat is delicious. This is absolutely impossible for them, even if they are served by top beauties, but in the face of the meat on the plate, there is only one thing they will do, take it down and bake it and bring it up, remember to add more peppers and cumin.
"Or else?" Shi Mingsong threw the things in his hand to Wu Yu, and Shi Mingsong in the back had already returned the room card, "Do you still want us to get you some big meal?" ”
"If you're interested, I don't mind." Wu Yu took the meal and handed it to Shi Mingsong behind him, "Can you get used to eating this thing now?" ”
"It's okay, let you take it, is there anything else you can't get used to?" Shi Mingsong took it, he hadn't eaten for two days, and his stomach was really hungry, so he didn't care where they bought it, opened the plastic bag, and opened his mouth to gnaw, "Oh, it tastes good." ”
"yes, it's definitely better than those half-cooked steaks and rolls." Wu Yu also took a bite, the bread was sandwiched with crispy roasted meat, and then drizzled with some kind of secret sauce, which tasted really good.
"These are two things that can't be compared together." Shi Mingsong looked at Wu Yu and said righteously.
"Oh, raw steak isn't for people." Wu Yu didn't fight him, but asked with a lazy expression.
"yes."
"Then this thing is not for people to eat?"
"Yes."
"It's all food, and there's something that can't be compared together." Wu Yu wrinkled his nose, "Delicious is delicious, not delicious is not delicious, those who advocate high-end food all day long, eating a teppanyaki can make themselves cry, do you say this kind of person has not eaten in a few lifetimes." ”
"That's called understanding of food, if you don't understand, don't compare." Shi Mingsong could see that he completely disagreed with Wu Yu's words, and retorted without hesitation.
"Do you eat teppanyaki and make yourself cry?" Wu Yu glanced at him.
"No, it won't." Shi Mingsong shook his head.
"But if I find a beggar who hasn't eaten on the side of the road for two days, and I go to buy him a piece of bread and he can eat and cry, do you think this is understanding?" Wu Yu squinted his eyes slightly, "Have you ever heard of a word called hypocrisy?" ”
"Old Wu, you didn't use the right word." Hearing Wu Yu's words, the first person to refute turned out to be Shao Zeyang, "That's called a fool, eating a bunch of rotten meat and crying, do you think this is stupid?" And you know that when a living creature dies, it releases from its muscles..."
"Okay, we know, you don't have to say it." Hearing this, Wu Yu directly interrupted the latter's words, after all, there are few people who can understand the messy and strange formulas.
"So don't talk about these useless things, I still remember going to a person's class at that time, that person was a chef, and it was said that he was still a Michelin, and he bragged with us in class, saying that eating can make people cry, all kinds of forced all kinds of clothes, and then what? What's the use? Would such an awesome chef go to a technical school to become a teacher? You say it's not disgusting. Wu Yu squinted his eyes slightly, "And the most interesting thing is that he got out, the Michelin one-star or two-star hotel directly grew one star, he is still pretending to be forced by us, you say it's not a shame, he is embarrassed, he is awesome if he gets out, I really don't understand what this kind of person has to pretend, if I were him, I would feel ashamed." ”
"You two... There's a grudge, right? Shi Mingsong glanced at Wu Yu and asked with some curiosity.
"Well, there is indeed a feud." Wu Yu also nodded unceremoniously, "I scolded him for being a stupid fork in class, he kicked me out, do you say this is a grudge, let me tell you if he is in front of me now, hehe..."
"You're going to kill him?" Shi Mingsong raised his eyebrows and asked.
"No, I'm going to let him lick the toilet until he cries, and then let him give me an evaluation, what is the smell of this toilet, and whether it feels very touching." Wu Yu shrugged, "You know, I'm a person who holds a grudge." ”