Chapter 72. It's boring excessive
"To the boss, here's your player table, full set." In five seconds, the little black snake turned around, the little black snake said "Dad, come to a player table", the little black snake received the player table, the little black snake said "Thank you, Dad", and the little black snake turned around again.
Alduin looked at the new player table in his hand in a daze, this is different from what he expected, shouldn't he visit the door first, and then force himself to marry his son, and then force the marriage to be tied up and educated, and then conduct life counseling through cooking, and finally say a nonsense like "Father-in-law appreciates you very much" and other nonsense that even children don't believe in the end?
What about the good script, I skipped so many scripts, author, are you sure you are going to the prime time? Cheat the ratings!
[Qingming Poetry Club, the Qingming Festival was originally a festival for worshipping ancestors in China, but in a group of idle people who were hurting the eggs, it was decided to carry out the Qingming Poetry Club, expounding the poems through cooking, and highlighting elegance through cooking...... I can't make it up.,Anyway, in a word.,Take the first back.,Anyway, the protagonist is you.,A certain comic author has appointed.,Your reward has been sent to your warehouse.,Remember to check.,The system continues to sleep.,Zzz]
[Obtain Dragon's Roar Pure Heaven, Pure Sky Sky, Pure Sky Spring, Pure Sky Summer]
[Obtain Dragon's Roar Heroic Summon, Heroic Summon, Heroic Summoner, Heroic Summoner, Heroic Summoner: Legendary]
[Gain Dragon's Roar Delay, Delay Time, Delay Time, Sand, Delay Time: Eternity]
With several dragon words interspersed from his mind at the same time, he finally carved into the depths of his soul......
"Ernie sauce, Ernie sauce, what's wrong with you?" Xiao Aoi suddenly found that Audukin's face turned pale, his hand trembling a little when he held it, and the temperature of his body dropped instantly, as if he had experienced some kind of torture.
"Whew...... It's okay...... ...... "Alduin slowed down, and with a few deep breaths, he finally relaxed himself, and only his own dragonborn so he was very compatible with the dragon's roar, if he had replaced Graybeard, he would have died a long time ago."
"Come on, Ernie sauce, sit down and rest." Xiao Kui helped Oduin sit down, and looked at Odukin, who had indeed improved, before he was completely relieved.
"No, it's not too early, we still have to look for a house." Looking at the sun in the sky, Oduin doesn't want to sleep on the streets, saying that he has so many buffs on his body, why hasn't the effect been triggered, what about the second male who said yes, there is no second male who is willing to share the bathroom, and there is also a second female who is willing to share the quilt.
"Meow (under the second female, but doing the first female thing)" the little milk cat stretched out its paws.
"Hiss (in the second male, but used as the second female)" the little black snake raised its tail.
Auduin has a hairy chestnut on one shoulder, and suddenly he is so nostalgic for the chestnut ball series, at least he can sell cute, two ...... on his shoulder. Foodie.
"Hey, come on." Alduin subconsciously caught the key that was thrown over, looked at the key with a miniature version of EA, and looked at the third uncle standing on the doorrail.
"Don't blame the third uncle, Zhuge niece is very pitiful, so the third uncle can only face her, if you are a boy, take care of it a little more, that is the key to the third uncle's previous house, you can see the sea, if you don't have a place to stay, just live there." The third uncle looked at the little black snake on Odhuin's shoulder, although he couldn't see it from the perspective of ordinary people, he didn't know why his heart was empty.
Alduin put the key away, looked at the third uncle who was standing at the door with an uneasy face, and suddenly thought of an important question, "Eh, third uncle, are you no longer a wife?" ”
"Why do you say that?"
"You're a good guy."
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The third uncle turned his head silently, and then in an angry roar, everyone in the Sichuan restaurant saw Zhang Ye, who was usually very kind, chasing a person with a feather duster and beating him up.
The second uncle looked at the third uncle and Alduin who were playing on the road outside the window, shook his head helplessly, and continued to look at his spring and autumn, "It's indeed a loach." ”
There is a good saying, there is no ploughed land, only tired cows, although I feel that the metaphor is inappropriate, but now the third uncle is indeed lying on the ground like a dead cow.
"Hahaha, third uncle, you always play slowly, I'll withdraw first." Auduin looked at the third uncle who was lying on the green brick in front of him and panting wildly, and took Xiaokui's hand with satisfaction and left, seeing the third uncle's loss, he felt a lot more comfortable, how do you say that, if you come out to mix, you will have to pay it back sooner or later.
"Little loach, it's slippery, next time I'm caught, at least pick up a layer of skin...... Oops, it's like my old legs, why hasn't anyone come to help me yet? The third uncle looked at the back of Oduin leaving, and hurriedly called for someone to help him up, and he didn't know how this little loach looked, and he actually ran faster than someone who had practiced his family.
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Walked to the end of Mozi Lane, along with the beautiful coastline, Alduin easily found the house that the third uncle said, a small two-story apartment, but such a house still has this wonderful location, well, it seems that there is no so-called room problem in this world, most people are thinking about where to eat a good meal at night or what to eat at night.
"It's not gray, it looks like someone has lived there." Alduin pushed open the wooden door, the first floor is a simple living room and kitchen bathroom, the second floor is a bedroom, and the most important thing is to see the sea.
"Ernie sauce, which room is mine?" The three upstairs rooms are very satisfied, but I don't know which one my brother yells at him.
"You...... You don't have a room. "What, when I'm only seven years old, I want to live alone, I want to turn the sky upside down.
"Why, aren't there so many ......" Xiao Aoi looked at the stern Alduin in front of him, his face full of grievances.
"You sleep with your brother, you sleep wherever your brother sleeps, you are my brother's bed warmer." Alduin said that he was definitely not a fool, and that he was the kind of genius with an IQ of 25...... Have you successfully fooled a stupid girl to warm her bed, see, this is IQ.
"Ernie sauce, H !!"
Satisfied, Alduin picked up Aoi, walked into the room, threw Aoi on the bed, and then smiled evilly at the corner of his mouth......
"The first step to warm the bed, come, pinch my brother, damn, I'm almost tired." Feeling the soreness of the muscles, the use of the dragon's roar is too much, and the emptiness of the body after each use is boring, it is simply a strong man with eight-pack abs who suddenly becomes a thin person, and the thief is unhappy.
While feeling my sister's shiatsu massage, while looking at the information of the poetry club, this kind of full set is good, at least it used to be a blind monk and now it has become a poodle.
"I'll take a look, where the poetry will be...... Sister, this blue is land, right? Alduin looked at the map of the poetry meeting in his hand, and the whole person was almost scared, the green dragon on the left and the white tiger on the right on the vermilion bird and the Xuanwu on the bottom, all directions were represented in blue, and then the position of the middle two hundred and five was painted with a lost yellow, and if you don't look carefully, you can't see the type.
"Ernie sauce, it's indeed the sea, what's wrong?" Aoi stood on Alduin's back, and her little feet stomped on Alduin's back briskly, holding the belief of trampling to death even harder.
"Can anyone tell me...... Why is the place of the poetry meeting on the sea? "Is this still something that people can do, you say you cook in the Himalayas and I use a pressure cooker, you say you cook in the desert and I cook in the sun, you say you cook in the Arctic, I cook when you are a lover of raw food, but you cook at sea...... The thieves downstairs are recruiting group performers.,Why don't you go there to cook.,There's a rare ingredient Devil Fruit over there.。
"Eh, boss, the sea market is not on the sea, is it on the road?" The little black snake looked at Alduin with a strange expression, but a cat meowed, and the little black snake was suppressed by the little milk cat again.
"Haishi? What is that? Do you sell pans? Alduin looked at the little yellow dot on it and remembered the latitude...... This area on the map of China is an ocean, did you miss it?
"It's a place to trade goods, after all, everyone knows the richness of the sea resources, but the danger is also stopping, this kind of sea market is a fair place for cooks and fishermen to trade, all kinds of treasures can be found here, sometimes a sea ancient artifact is ...... Oops, stupid cat, don't hold me down. The little milk cat will not give the little black snake the opportunity to pretend to be too good to be the owner, increase the strength of the claws in his hand, violently downward, and press the snake's head to death.
"I see, Penguin's Mystery Shop, create a mall with your heart, and you will be paralyzed if you don't have money." Alduin is very satisfied with this kind of place, according to the previous plot routine, a certain awesome author here should give himself a bunch of plug-ins, such as sleeping incense, such as sleeping incense, such as sleeping incense...... And then a night raid on the widow's village?
"Ernie sauce, when are we leaving?" Aoi is lying next to Alduin, and Aoi still wants to see the scene of other people being abused by her own Oni-chan more than the so-called Haishi.
"I'll take a look...... Little Black Snake, is this a mistake, are you sure it's tomorrow's ship? "Alduin looked at the time above, what was the situation at such a good time period? Why do you feel that the Yuanyue team came here for this sea market?
“……”
Alduin looked at the little black snake lying next to the corpse, took the little milk cat into his arms, gently stroked the little milk cat's hair, and then accompanied the little milk cat to meow comfortably......
"Boss, I'm also very obedient, touch me." Alduin looked at the little black snake with a dog-legged face, and the best way to deal with this kind of child is to make him understand that dad only likes obedient cubs.
"That sea market is so famous, what's its name?" Alduin touched the fat head of the little black snake, which was obviously a snake but looked like an 8, with a big head and a big belly.
"Haishi? I remember it as if it was called ...... Rakshasa Sea City. ”