Chapter 550: Tease if you don't give candy

Halloween is a Christmas holiday for little ones, as they can get a lot of sweet sweets.

Trick or trick without candy.

Every Halloween, children knock on the doors of other people's homes in droves, shouting the slogan "Mess with no candy", and then the owner will take out the candy that has already been prepared and distribute it to the children.

It may not take long for the children to reap the rewards.

But if this scene happens to adults, then only a sense of disobedience remains.

Who has ever seen an adult knock on the door with a bag of candy to ask for candy?

It's no wonder if you don't get killed by your master!

However, these undisciplined things, Vardy and others did without any pressure.

So, under the leadership of Vardy, the England international ran out of the dressing room with a bang and began the journey of begging for sugar.

"Quality, pay attention to your quality, everyone is begging for candy bags, just you are carrying stinky socks, do you think it's Christmas?" Vardy's contempt for Rooney also attracted everyone's contempt for Rooney.

Helpless, Rooney could only put his socks back on his feet and rushed over to keep up with everyone's pace.

The first to be stunned was the FA staff, who were surrounded by the England internationals and countless hands stretched out in front of them.

"Trick or trick if you don't give candy!"

If it is a group of innocent and romantic children who stretch out their white and tender little hands to themselves, then he will definitely not feel disobedient.

But the problem is that this group of fierce and vicious animals have outstretched hands that are the size of a fan, and their fingers are like drum sticks, which is a bit scary.

"I... I didn't... Sugar! ”

The FA staff stammered, and although he realised it was a prank by the England internationals, he still felt a shudder in the face of a looter, and it came from the depths of his soul.

Hula, the players dispersed again, of course, before they dispersed, they didn't forget to make trouble.

As for how to mess around?

What do you think these lewd guys can do?

Anyway, after the players dispersed, the FA staff member seemed to have climaxed ten times, and the whole person went limp.

The next target, UEFA staff.

"Trick or trick if you don't give candy!"

Then, the UEFA staff, like the FA staff, was confused and made suspicious.

Immediately afterwards, the stadium security staff, the referee staff, and even the Croatian players and coaching staff were attacked by the England national team's Children's Party in the name of "making trouble if you don't give candy......

Of course, in fact, it is not without gain, when Vardy shouted "tease if you don't give candy" appeared in front of Modric, Modric subconsciously spit out the chewing gum in his mouth, and carefully put it in Vardy's hand, the expression on his face was like a child who had been robbed of his favorite toy, and he was very aggrieved......

Then, it was Vardy's turn to be confused!

The others who saw this scene simply laughed until their stomachs hurt, and the teaser also had a deflated day.

Vardy glared at Modric viciously, then turned around and walked away, he was going to get his nuclear weapons and give Modric a hard shot.

Seeing Vardy enter the dressing room and the England internationals rush into the dressing room, it's time for an exciting dressing up!

Five minutes later, everyone was dressed up again and ready to play.

But at this time, everyone saw what Vardy had dressed up into, and for a while, the entire dressing room was silent, and everyone was dumbfounded.

Is it really good for you to dress up as a sanitary napkin like this?

In the end, they can't compare!

That's right, Vardy's outfit today was inspired by a convenience store — an oversized sanitary napkin.

When put on the body, the whole body becomes a sanitary napkin, and only one face is exposed.

Not to mention the scene, the players have never seen such a thunderous outfit in their lives.

Vardy was pleased with the response and that was exactly what he was looking for.

To tease, you have to go off the beaten path.

What Batman, what Spider-Man, what zombies, it's just weak.

My sanitary napkin is absolutely the most amazing look of the year, and it will be rated as the most chic look for Halloween, and no one can beat it.

The team-mates were already amazed at Vardy, just as the tailor looked at Vardy in the first place, and admired it to the extreme.

Vardy's smile was light and complacent.

I haven't come up with the last trick yet, and you're already about to worship, and if I come up with a trick, you won't worship until you die?

In fact, Vardy really wanted to get ready, holding a glass of red drink, pouring it down his chin, and then the whole napkin was red in the middle.......

You should understand what's going on, right?

However, Vardy eventually gave up on the idea because he felt a little disgusted.

By this time, the team-mates already knew who the protagonist was, and there was no longer any idea of showing off, and they hugged Vardy out of the dressing room.

There were already fans in the stands, and the Croatian players were warming up on the pitch, in fact, England should also be warming up on the pitch at this time.

When the England internationals came out dressed up as Halloween ghosts, the entire Wembley Stadium almost didn't explode.

All the fans were shouting and screaming like crazy, matching the style of the players, they really didn't expect the players to appear in this way.

"Oh my God, they're like they're having a party, are they going to interact with us in this way?"

"Harry Potter is Lampard, that big spider is Ashley Cole, I can't tell who those zombies are, and the one with a big white cloth, who can tell who it is?"

"I wondered, isn't Ferdinand ashamed to dress up as Audrey Hepburn? It's spicy! ”

......

The Croatian players were also surprised, where is this for the game, it is clearly for a Halloween party!

However, everyone is looking forward to Vardy's look, because Vardy has always been known for surprises, how can these ordinary outfits be what Vardy wants, every now and then, Vardy must have a thunderous move.

Sure enough, Vardy didn't disappoint.

When his sanitary napkin shape walked out of the players' tunnel, Wembley Stadium, which had just exploded, fell into a deathly silence.

F!

What do we see?

A huge sanitary napkin was brought up on the pitch in a grand manner.......

So familiar with that funny face on a wool sanitary napkin?

That's right!

It's just to tease Vardy!

Rumble!

After a deathly silence, Wembley Stadium exploded completely.

Cheers, boos, whistles, and even all sorts of interjection-like scolding erupted and flooded the stadium.

This is not just a thunderous person, it is simply terrifying.

It's so big, I've never seen anyone dressed up as a sanitary napkin......

"Who's going to use a sanitary napkin the size of Vardy with such a big butt?"

"I really didn't find out that Vardy is actually a big traffic!"

"I haven't used this thing, so I'm wondering if Vardy is a day or a night!"

"Such big wings, must not leak, if Vardy creates a sanitary napkin brand, I must be a loyal user!"

.......

There was a lot of commotion, and it felt like the whole world was about to riot.

Vardy squirmed casually, not at all ashamed, and for a man who was used to seeing big scenes, it didn't make him blush at all.

Of course, Vardy didn't forget to go to Modric for revenge, and he used the chewing gum he just ate to amuse himself!

So then everyone saw a scene that made them laugh, Vardy's big sanitary napkin went towards the warm-up Croatian team, and the target was Croatia's core player Modric.

When Modric saw Vardy rushing over, he knew that he was looking for his own trouble, so he didn't hesitate at all, turned around and ran, with Vardy's urine, if he was caught by Vardy, he didn't know how miserable it would be!

But the problem is that Vardy is running too fast, even if he transforms into a sanitary napkin, he is still faster than Modric.

The distance between the two narrowed at a visible pace amid the cheers of the fans, and finally Modric was caught by Vardy.

Vardy was not polite at all, and the whole person of PIA was pasted on Modric, and the two came to an intimate contact.

What is the special meaning of this intimate encounter?

Everybody gets it!

Vardy is taking Modric like an ass!

yes, isn't it just a sanitary napkin on the buttocks?

Vardy regretted not bringing his red drink with him, and if he had secretly spilled it in front of him at this time, the whole world would have to go crazy when the two were separated......

It is estimated that Modric's heart will be dead!

"Modric really shouldn't have provoked Vardy, well, now it's being used as an ass!"

"Vardy's sanitary napkins are really of good quality, even men can use them!"

"It is estimated that Modric will have a psychological shadow when he sees sanitary napkins in the future!"

.......

Vardy let go of Modric, who had a loveless expression, and then gave him a touch of the head, and then Shi Shiran walked to his teammates, which was not a loss at all.

Everyone watched this happy scene, and they were already laughing so much that they couldn't straighten their waists, and they said that this ticket price is not a loss, even if there is no later game, it is already worth the ticket price.

Originally, Heynckes and the coaching staff also planned to dress up, but as soon as Vardy's sharp appearance came out, they gave up on this idea, and he did not want to be considered an associate of Vardy.

Before the game even started, it seemed that the climax had come, and all the fans who were watching the game were defeated by Vardy and his sanitary napkin styling.

The result of the game, which was already unimportant, really didn't matter this time, the important thing was that Vardy started to tease again, and it was such a big one.

All the female fans felt the fear of being dominated by Vardy's huge sanitary napkin, and even when they used this personal item, they couldn't help but think of Vardy's funny image in their minds.

What a shame I feel!