Chapter Twenty-Eight: Little Slut!
In the evening, the time came to fulfill Qiu Shi's promise.
He took the takeaway box from the delivery man's hand with a bitter face, smiled at it, and then walked into the living room and glanced at the three people in his eyes.
The little silly Ge You was lying on the sofa, watching Qiu Shi walk into the living room, the turtle mother squatted on the edge of the coffee table, holding the water cup, and kept grunting while staring at Qiu Shi's steps, and the captain also ran to rub the rice, the meat on his face was piled into a smile, and he stepped forward, and shirked with an embarrassed look: "Oh, brother~ Captain, I haven't been gone for long, just came back and invited me to eat such a good thing, it's really deserved~"
"Then don't eat it." Qiu Shi glanced at him expressionlessly.
Xiao Silly also nodded frantically in agreement: "Yes, yes, yes, the crab was sold to me by Dasha, okay!" It's not for the big fools! It's not for turtles, either! ”
The turtle lady Chen Juan raised her head innocently and looked at the little fool with her watery eyes.
Xiao Silly looked disgusted: "You don't even have ears, you don't deserve to eat crabs." ”
Qiu Shi knocked on the little fool's head with a brain crash, and the little fool hugged his head in pain and squatted down, and continued unwillingly: "Those who don't have ears are not worthy of eating crabs!" It's all mine! ”
"You can't eat alone!" Qiu Shi glared at her, and without hesitation, he unpacked the takeaway package, and gave each of the hairy crabs in it one by one, and then looked at the little fool who was squatting on the side with an aggrieved face, and said bitterly, "Do you want to learn to share!" ”
"I don't understand!"
"Then don't eat it."
"I see!" The little fool immediately raised his hand and shouted, "I learned to share!" ”
Learn to be barren!
Qiu Shi sighed, he was a little powerless to discipline the cat, otherwise Xiao Silly would not have knocked over his roommate's screen in the dormitory before, so he had to take Xiao Silly out to rent a room, and he lost a lot of money. I couldn't discipline cats at the beginning, and now I'm not good at disciplining cat mothers.
Helpless, Qiu Shi temporarily gave up preaching to Xiao Silly, and handed the only remaining crab to Xiao Silly, who was still aggrieved just now, and now he was holding the crab Silly and happy, and ran to the side of the coffee table, peeling off the shell and breaking it in half like the captain, and then tasted the crab paste and crab meat inside.
"Delicious!" The little fool held up the crab that had been dismembered and shouted, "I still want it!" ”
"No, just these four."
This crab takeaway thief pit, although Qiu Shi has not ordered crabs outside, but a crab meal of 88 yuan is actually only four hairy crabs.
In front of the hairy crab is Chengyang Lake?
But this hairy crab is really delicious, when he was a child, Qiu Shi didn't feel it at all when he ate it every day, since his mother was busy in high school, he basically didn't eat hairy crabs, and he tasted it again, but he thought it was quite good.
Because it was late at night, after eating crabs, Qiu Shi stretched his waist and took the computer back to the bedroom on the second floor, and the captain was the same, the fatigue of the whole day also made him tired, so he went directly to the third floor after eating.
However, that doesn't mean you'll be able to get a good night's sleep tonight.
Qiu Shi had only been lying on the bed for more than ten minutes, when he heard the bedroom door Peng being knocked open by a little fool, he hurriedly ran in and shouted at Qiu Shi: "Big fool! Cuckold Lady pees everywhere! ”
"Huh?" Qiu Shi didn't understand why this kind of thing could make Xiao Silly look like this.
Didn't you pee everywhere before?
"She's peeing on the floor!" The little fool hurriedly grabbed Qiu Shi's hand, and said with a proud look, "I won't pee everywhere!" ”
Yes, you don't pee everywhere, but before?
Qiu Shi was helplessly dragged to the living room on the first floor, and at a glance he saw the turtle girl squatting on the edge of the coffee table, watching TV with an ignorant expression.
This turtle girl didn't understand what she had done wrong at all, and she calmly watched the Fortune Sutra on TV.
At this time, the Fortune Sutra is talking about how to raise turtles to make money.
"So I'm so valuable~" She opened her mouth wide and exclaimed.
Beneath the Turtle Lady, her pants were soaked, and water was dripping to the ground, and there was a puddle of yellowish liquid on the ground.
As a senior shovel officer, Qiu Shi had no resistance to this kind of scene at all, walked to the kitchen and took a rag, wiped the floor clean, and then put his hands under the armpit of the turtle mother and lifted it up.
The little fool gloated and watched from the sidelines, silly and happy: "Throw her out!" Throw it out! Actually peeing on my territory! ”
Qiu Shi glared back at her, and the little fool immediately showed an aggrieved look, flattened his mouth, and looked at Qiu Shi pitifully.
"Little fool, go get two pieces of your clothes, and I'll give Juanjuan a bath."
Qiu Shi carried the confused turtle lady to her bedroom, walked into the bathroom in the bedroom, and put it in the bathtub.
"I don't want to meow! She's so small! I'm so big! The little fool snorted dissatisfiedly, "If she wears my clothes, she will wear my clothes out." ”
"She's younger than you, how can she wear it badly?" Qiu Shi couldn't understand the logic of the fool at all.
"It's going to wear out anyway!"
Yes, the cat is right.
Qiu Shi looked back at the turtle lady Chen Juan helplessly, but found that she had already stripped off her clothes very cooperatively and stood naked in the bathtub.
Qiu Shi, the figure of a five-year-old girl, was of course not interested, he plugged the spout of the bathtub, and then slowly poured warm water into it.
"This turtle actually likes to bathe." Xiao Silly stood on the side with his hands on his chest, looking at the excited look on the turtle girl's face, and then the whole person lay in the bathtub, as a cat afraid of water, she couldn't understand why anyone liked to take a bath.
And it's also bathing in the bathtub!
Doesn't she think the water is terrible!
Chen Juan didn't have any fear at all, she used to be a turtle but soaked in the fish tank every day, at this time she was immersed in the bathtub full of water, and even soaked her head in it, without any discomfort at all, and she was comfortable spitting bubbles in the water.
So, as a turtle, you really still have to keep it in the tank, right?
"After washing, go to sleep, I'll wash your clothes, you should be able to do it tomorrow." Qiu Shi felt that he was simply a nanny, obviously he already wanted to sleep, but he had a bunch of things to deal with.
"Yes!" The turtle lady came out of the water with her head and nodded with a blushing face.
"Cut! You definitely want to hook up with Dasha~" Xiaosilo twisted his head to the side, "Little slut, and play with water hibiscus." ”
This little fool has a sick head, right?