Chapter 189: The Third Scene of the School-Level Judge (19) A controversy that rises to a strange height
"Hey, don't make such strange expressions, okay? You're like you're telling people 'I don't know anything,' and it's going to be bothersome. I sighed softly, one hand quickly brushing over my bangs, and looked at Yamada Ichizusan, who was crying quietly.
"That's right, that's right! This bastard must have killed someone! Owada Wentu clenched his fists angrily, "Lao Tzu was thinking when he woke up in the indoor pool, what bastard could transfer two big living people over. Now that you think about it, it must have been this fat pig who did it! ”
"Babble, whoa...... Please, who will save me......" Yamada Ichizo raised his head and looked around, and when he met a large cold look, I could feel that his heart had completely fallen to the bottom of despair.
After another long time, Fujisaki Chihiro finally couldn't bear it, raised her head with a hint of surprise and dismay, looked in my direction, and asked in a cowering voice, "Onikawa-san...... said that Yamada-san is an accomplice, what's the ...... Evidence? ”
"That's right!" Having finally found an ally, Yamada Ichi-Ta-sa immediately raised his head to the sky excitedly and shouted, angrily pointing at me and shouting, "Onegawaden! Why do you say I'm an accomplice? ”
"Tsk...... If I'm not mistaken, you're a 'super-college fanwriter'? I asked myself, "And you're familiar with carving, right?" Well, that's a lot easier. Explain, what is a 'head and body'? ”
"So does it have anything to do with the incident?" Enoshima Shield held his hands around his chest in a very contemptuous manner, and asked in a strange manner.
Wait a minute...... Maybe it's because the appearance time in the original work is too short, but now I realize that the tone of the blade's voice is really stinging......
"Head and body...... I guess it refers to the ratio of the head to the whole body," Yamada Ichichi, Ichi, Ichi, and Ichi, and I, put his hands on his hips, "Take me and Owada Hall for example—it's really unpleasant to be despised for body proportions—it means that a person's height is equivalent to the height of his six heads combined, and the height of Owada Hall is equivalent to the height of his eight heads combined...... Wait, this level ......"
“…… Thank you, Yamada-san. By the way, I'll teach you another very old idiom called 'please enter the urn'," I had been looking at Yamada Ichi, two, three, and I retracted my neck, imagining some purple-haired short man raising his hands up, imitating him raising one hand, "Probably meaning, put down a trap and got into it yourself—oh, that's not the point." Yamada-san's height is 170 cm, and the figure of a six-headed body - please don't look at me with such a disobedient look, if you don't think it's right, you can ask the black and white bear to measure it on the spot - it means that your height is equivalent to six heads. 170 cm÷ 6 heads≈ 28.3 cm, and Owada-san's figure is eight-headed, which means that Owada-san's height is equal to eight heads, 187 cm÷ 8 heads = 23.375 cm - well, even 23.4 cm. Speaking of which, it doesn't seem to matter - your shoulder height 170 cm - 28.3 cm = 141.7 cm; On the contrary, the shoulder height of Owada-san's is about 187 cm - 23.4 cm = 163.6 cm. Only you fit. ”
After this tirade was easily finished, I noticed that everyone, including the black and white bear, was racking their brains on the computer in the electronic student handbook, like a child scratching his ears and cheeks on the teacher's questions in class.
Finally, Hibiko Kiriki was the first to look up, flick her braids, and replied, "Correct." ”
"Babble, whoa?" It seems that this is his habit. Whether it is now or in the original work, whenever he is nervous, Yamada Ichi, Ichi, Ichi, and Three will always let out this strange cry for no reason......
“…… Wait, are you really right? As he finished pressing the computer, Cyrus suddenly let out a "tsk" and looked up at me.
“…… Did I miscalculate? I looked at Cyrus in amazement. This is impossible, although I am very poor at math, but if I am not right in a few additions and subtractions, I am not worthy of being a native of Panlong.
"No, you're mistaken. At the moment, it seems that addition and subtraction are quite correct. I'm talking about reasoning," Celes clenched into a fist and tucked it under his chin for analysis, "you seem to have just said that...... What I use for my feet, it only takes 1.4 meters? ”
"Well, is there a problem?" I asked rhetorically.
"Alas...... You probably didn't settle the rope on the beams? Celes sighed helplessly, "If we don't tie the knot to the beams, the noose won't be fixed at all." If Ishimaru-kun was hung on a beam that was not tied at the upper stress point, the weight would sooner or later cause his body to fall. ”
……
I have to admit that the weight of this sentence is so terrible that everyone shuts up.
"Thank you, Queen!" Yamada Ichitozo thanked excitedly. Then, ignoring Cyrus's disgusted eyes, he turned his head and roared hoarsely, "Onikawaden! I'm no longer suspicious, do you have anything else to say? ”
Looking at Yamada's well-behaved appearance, I remembered that in the original work, Naeki Makoto's third brain reasoning comic, Yamada Ichizuku wagged his tail to Cyrus to show goodwill, and almost laughed.
"It's not like that!" Suddenly, there was a roar from Naeki Makoto from the corner. It sucked everyone's surprised eyes away.
Wait a minute...... Among the school-level judges this time, Miao Mu seems to have appeared too little, right?
"If you want me to say...... Cyrus doesn't need to reach the beam," Naemu said as he put a picture on the screen from the electronic student handbook, "Look! The photo shows that even if Cyrus does not need to have the height to touch the beams of the physics room, he can tie the rope sleeve firmly to the beams of the physics room! ”
The beams of the physical room are displayed on the large screen. The photo shows that the extension cord did not tie a knot in the beam, but only went around several times.
"Haha, you seem to have ruined Kikikawa's chances?" It's really annoying that Sho the Exterminator. If it weren't for her "talent", this product would be a burden among the school-level judges!
"It's okay," I smiled, "and continue, Naeki-san." I'm not going to be like some dark gold fool to repay the favor with a grudge. ”
The exterminator Xiang's face darkened and he stopped talking.
"Enoshima-san and Onekawa-san have already demonstrated just now that Cyrus-san's ability to throw objects is very strong. If you want to throw the rope sleeve on the beam at a height of 0.6 meters, let the thrown rope sleeve rely on inertia to rotate around the beam a few times, and finally pull the rope sleeve to tighten, it shouldn't be difficult, right? ”
"I see, can you hold the lanyard in place?" Sakura nodded.
Speaking of which...... Celence's expression ......
"You ...... What are you talking nonsense......" I heard the whisper of the undead on my left, which instantly turned into a terrifying roar like thunder, "how could there be such a thing! You fools! Who's going to be with that scrap of wood! ”