Chapter 19: The Man of the Fish's Lips
Leaving from his mother's side, Qiu Shi finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Although I don't know how Xiao Silly fooled his mother with this performance, Qiu Shi still feels quite relieved.
After all, when you wait for tomorrow, you don't have to endure the pain of sleeping with Xiaosil, you can happily sleep in a bed alone, and toss and turn on the bed beautifully, instead of being slapped by Xiaosil's palm every night.
Although Xiaosil once accused Qiu Shi of his "evil deeds", she obviously didn't know that she was also full of malice when she was sleeping.
Although this little fool is very beautiful, but the snoring sound is simply earth-shattering, plus she usually sleeps unsteadily, and she always likes to roll around when she sleeps, her fingernails are not long, but when she sleeps, she will scratch the side. Qiu Shi's arms and neck have been scratched I don't know how many times, and even the pillow has not been spared.
And the little fool still likes to sleep on Qiu Shi's chest like before...... In the past, the little fool may have died for twenty or thirty pounds, but now, to say the least, there are eighty or ninety pounds, right? After pressing it up, Qiu Shi didn't have to sleep.
It's been less than a week! Qiu Shi's dark circles actually came out!
I'm so happy, I can finally sleep without sleeping with my little fool.
Although from a man's point of view, sleeping with a girl is obviously what men like, but from Qiu Shi's point of view, it is more important to sleep comfortably.
He took Xiaosil out of Wanda Plaza, because he was still worried that Xiaosil would make some strange things, so Qiu Shi did not take her to play some entertainment facilities in the square, but took the bus directly and planned to go home.
There are still quite a lot of buses in Wanda to the rental house, so he quickly found a bus with no people, took it to the bus, and after finding a double seat in the back and sitting down, Qiu Shi leaned his head against the window, intending to have a good night's sleep.
But that's not what Fool thinks.
It was the first time she had seen so many people in one day, the first time she had taken a car, the first time she had taken a bus, and although she was very curious about vehicles as a cat, most public transportation did not allow pet cats to enter.
So once again, she looked curiously around her, touching what she was doing, watching the people in the bus who were either drowsy, or talking with friends, or playing with their phones with their heads down.
"Dasha, is this the bus?" The little fool grabbed the corner of Qiu Shi's clothes, pulled it, and asked with his mouth slightly open, "Why are there so many people talking about buses on the Internet?" ”
Although it has only been less than a week since the little fool became a cat lady, she quickly memorized a lot of Chinese, and now she can browse some information on the Internet even if she does not try pinyin for assistance.
"Because there are fewer people in this car." Qiu Shi explained perfunctorily.
"That's it~" The little fool nodded thoughtfully, "Then why don't you get a few more buses for people to sit on those buses with a lot of people?" ”
"The Devil Knows ......"
Xiao Silly didn't dwell on this issue, her attention quickly shifted to other things, she pulled the corner of Qiu Shi's clothes again, raised her head and asked, "Dasha, you have lived on the human side for so long!" Didn't anyone find out that you were actually a cat? ”
Qiu Shi rolled his eyes: "I'm human." ”
"Huh! I heard that the most powerful deception is to deceive yourself! Silly's eyes lit up and he immediately came up, "Dasha, how did you convince yourself that you were a human and not a cat?" ”
Are you a fool?
Qiu Shi sighed helplessly, he wondered if he should hire a kindergarten teacher to make the three views of the little fool become human.
The two people in the position behind Qiu Shi and Xiao Silly heard Xiao Silly's question, and laughed out loud, holding the interest of teasing and playing, and took over the topic of Xiao Silly: "Because you are stupid." ”
Xiao Silly couldn't hear that the two were mocking himself at all, but instead knelt on the chair, came back to his senses, put his hands on the back of the chair, and looked at the two teenagers behind him curiously: "Eh! How do you know my name is Silly? ”
"Does anyone really think they're stupid?" The boy lowered his head and smiled, and his stomach cramped a little from laughing.
The little fool didn't understand what they were laughing at, but he had been a cat lady for a few days, and he could hear the mockery in their tone, tilted his head, thought for a while, and asked, "Why are you two so ugly?" ”
The sudden rhetorical question made the two teenagers stunned for a moment.
"Do you think cats are bad?" The little fool looked at the two of them blankly, his big eyes flickered, and he said innocently, "The cat is very cute and smart!" But I'm so much cuter than a cat! ”
"It turned out to be a real fool." The boy whispered to his companion next to him, "This person may be mentally ill, right?" It's a pity, it's pretty long. ”
"It's just that the breasts are a little smaller, and it looks worse than the development of the first year of high school." His companion also commented to Silly, "Maybe stunted? ”
The ears hidden in the hat twitched, and the little fool easily heard the conversation between the two.
Her ears were pricked up in anger, and she immediately turned her head and complained to Qiu Shi: "Dasha! You say I'm small-breasted! ”
"You're small-breasted." The drowsy Qiu Shi yawned, and after answering, he changed his position and planned to continue sleeping.
"Huh?" The little fool stopped doing it, his cat was bullied, and the shovel officer was indifferent!
So the little fool immediately pounced, buried his whole head in front of Qiu Shi's chest, and cried vigorously.
"you! My mother gave birth to three children for you, and she ignored me when she was bullied! Woo woo woo~"
it?
Qiu Shi was stunned, his head, which was still a little confused just now, immediately sobered up, he glanced left and right at the people on the side, and found that the passers-by on the bus were all looking at him with perverted eyes, and it seemed that there were two other people who were planning to call the police.
The highest death penalty for starting in three years!
To his relief, there were two other people who looked at him with envious and jealous eyes, so it seemed that there were still normal men on this bus.
It should be normal, right?
Qiu Shi slapped Xiao Silly's head, and Xiao Silly immediately became cold, snorted and said: "The cat lady group said that this is especially useful to deal with the owner......
mmp!
Qiu Shijue's idea would not be good if he let the little fool mind, so he turned his head to look at the two young men.
These two people are probably fifteen or sixteen years old, and they are probably only freshmen and sophomores in high school.
"Apologize to her." Qiu Shi thinks that he is still very good at talking.
The two high school students glanced at each other and shrugged their shoulders, feeling that they had just teased the fool for so long, and it was nothing to apologize, so they simply said sorry to the fool.
However, Xiaosilly didn't appreciate it at all, but it was said that he didn't appreciate it, but he didn't understand what the three words "sorry" meant, so he raised his head coldly and snorted.
As a noble cat! Fish lips of human offense, as cats certainly won't mind!