Chapter 16: Outsmart the Zombies

"Tingting, don't worry, didn't I just let Wen Cai Qiusheng and the others go to prepare things? Don't worry, I'll protect you. Jiang Youda held Ren Tingting's hand and comforted.

Ren Tingting realized that the two of them almost hugged each other, and quickly shook off Jiang Youda's hand, her face was flushed, and Jiang Youda wanted to step forward and kiss her.

However, Jiang Youda quickly got rid of the thoughts in his mind, now is not the time, for the sake of the future, bear with it first.

"I'm sorry! Tingting, I didn't pay attention just now, you ......" Jiang Youda apologized to Ren Tingting, his face and tone were more sincere and sincere.

"Oh! It's okay, that, do you think my dad's corpse will turn into a zombie? If so, would my cousin be in danger? ”

Ren Tingting quickly changed the topic, she didn't have the face to continue. Even if she had stayed in the provincial capital, she was much more open than most women, but it was only relatively speaking, and this was the first time she had close contact with men. However, Wude is good! Ren Tingting thought to herself.

"Don't worry, isn't my master at the police station? At most, my master will let him suffer a little loss, and there will be no danger, at most it will be a false alarm. Now let's prepare for tonight's big battle! ”

Jiang Youda saw Ren Tingting ask about Ah Wei, but he didn't say anything bad about him, after all, Ah Wei is also related to Ren Tingting. However, Jiang Youda secretly decided that for the good of the two of them, he would never let Ah Wei Ren Tingting be together, otherwise, it would be bad for their descendants. It is absolutely not feasible to marry close relatives. Well! I'm for their good, not for Tingting. Definitely not!

"Then thank you Brother Wu. Oh! By the way, is there anything else we need to prepare? ”

Ren Tingting then remembered that the most dangerous thing now is herself, for the sake of her own life, her cousin should not care about it for the time being! Anyway, as Brother Wu said, his life is not in danger.

"Oh! There's nothing to prepare, I asked Wen Cai and Qiusheng to buy everything. Well...... If you really don't feel at ease, you can buy more glutinous rice and spread a layer of ...... in the courtyard Again buy oil ......"

……

Late at night.

Ren Tingting was in the mourning hall for Master Ren's spirit, Jiang Youda, and Wencai were meditating on the side, closing their eyes and recuperating to prepare for the next big battle.

Suddenly, the gate of Ren's Mansion was torn apart, and a zombie wearing the clothes of the former dynasty and his hateful face burst in.

However, as soon as the zombie jumped into the courtyard, it jumped back faster than when it came in. There was a burst of sparks and crackles underneath his feet.

Seeing Ren Tingting's puzzlement, Jiang Youda opened his mouth to explain: "All things are born and restrained, although zombies are not old and immortal, they will lose some other things when they get something, and they are naturally restrained by some things. Glutinous rice is one of them. So, as long as we sprinkle glutinous rice in the courtyard, zombies don't even think about coming in. ”

"Then why did you leave a path specifically, didn't you give zombies a chance to come in?"

Hearing Jiang Youda's words, Ren Tingting was a little confused. Could it be that Brother Wu wants to kill me? No, it can't be, Brother Wu must have other considerations.

"The avenue is fifty, and the sky is forty-nine. Nothing can be done, there needs to be a glimmer of life. If the roads are blocked, will the zombies still come in? Are we going to stay here for the rest of our lives? It's better to lure it in and destroy it. Anyway, there is glutinous rice within a zhang of your feet, and as long as you stay in it for a while, there will be no danger. Jiang Youda smiled proudly, his face full of Zhizhu in his hand. Ren Tingting, who watched it, admired the abnormality.

As he was talking, the zombie had discovered a path specially prepared for him by Jiang Youda, and hurriedly jumped in. It seems that after absorbing the essence and blood of Master Ren, his wisdom is not low.

Wen Cai watched the zombies approach step by step, a little panicked, and said to Jiang Youda: "Senior brother, is your preparation useful?" Why don't you stop it, senior brother? ”

Ren Tingting and the loyal servants of the Ren family also looked at Jiang Youda with expectant eyes. To be honest, although Jiang Youda has repeatedly assured that zombies will not come in, watching the zombies approach step by step is really infiltrating.

However, Jiang Youda completely ignored the gazes of others, his eyes stared at the zombie's legs, and he silently counted in his heart, nine,

Eight

Seven

……

Three

Two

One.

"Bang!"

When the count reached one, the zombie slammed into the air and fell into a pit nearly two feet deep.

Jiang Youda hurriedly ordered: "Quickly pour glutinous rice into it." ”

The servants who were originally worried about the usefulness of the pit that Jiang Youda asked them to dig now saw that the zombie was indeed as Jiang Youda expected, and fell into the trap according to the road specially left for it, and they all showed Jiang Youda like a god. Now that he heard Jiang Youda's instructions, he hurriedly picked up the bags of glutinous rice that he had prepared long ago, and poured them into the pit without saying a word.

Originally, the pit was paved with glutinous rice by Jiang Youda, and the zombies had long been miserable, but now they are pouring into it, which is even worse. And Jiang Youda specially asked people to dig the pit wide at the bottom and narrow at the top, and the zombies kept screaming in it, but they couldn't get out.

……

But this zombie is really strong, half an hour has passed, although the zombie is scarred, but it is still alive. It seems that the dragonfly point (harmony) hole and the essence blood of Master Ren have helped him a lot. Seeing this, Jiang Youda became a little impatient, and ordered: "Pour oil into it for me and light the fire!" ”

Jiang Youda gave an order, and the subordinates who had been prepared for a long time poured a whole pot of oil into the pit, and one person went up to light the fire.

I only heard a "bang", accompanied by the painful screams of zombies, which resounded throughout the entire Ren Mansion.

……

"Okay, even if the zombies are ironclad now, they have to be turned into molten iron for me. Let's leave him alone, by the way, Tingting, do you have anything to eat? I am hungry. ”

After a stick of incense, Jiang Youda couldn't help but relax when he saw that the zombie didn't jump out after all, and the zombie's cry slowly weakened. Seeing that everyone was still solemn, he said to Ren Tingting jokingly.

But seriously, Jiang Youda really didn't expect things to be so easy before. You must know that in the original book, it was Uncle Nine, Wencai, Qiusheng, Ah Wei and Uncle Simu who took a lot of effort to get rid of the zombies. If you really fight with zombies, ten Jiang Youda will not be the opponents of zombies when they are tied up. By the time the matter was basically over, Jiang Youda was in a cold sweat behind him. It is also a pity that the pit is dug deep enough, and the pit is dug narrow at the top and wide at the bottom, so that the zombies have nowhere to relay.

"Oh! I'm going to get something to eat for everyone. Hearing Jiang Youda's reminder, Ren Tingting realized that everyone hadn't eaten dinner yet in order to wait for the arrival of the zombies! Hurry up and get ready to go to the back kitchen to get some food.

However, just as Ren Tingting was about to eat, there was a chaotic sound of footsteps outside the door, but it was Uncle Jiu, Qiusheng and Ah Wei and other policemen who came.

"Tingting, are you okay?" As soon as Ah Wei came in, he noticed the chaotic scene, meaning that the zombies had already come. couldn't help but ask Ren Tingting worriedly.

"Cousin, I'm fine, I'm sorry to have Brother Wu here. If it weren't for Brother Wu, I wouldn't know how to deal with zombies. ”

Ren Tingting looked at Jiang Youda tenderly and sweetly, but she didn't know that her "Brother Wu" coupled with the gaze that looked like a sweetheart was like a legendary combined attack technique - gave Ah Wei 10,000 critical hits.

However, Jiang Youda noticed Avina's eyes that wanted to kill, and couldn't help but smile bitterly. But if you want to give up Ren Tingting because you are afraid of offending Ah Wei, it will never work.

Besides, isn't it just being stared at twice by others? And there will be no less meat. As for playing yin? Jiang Youda said that Lao Tzu had eaten more salt than he had eaten, who was afraid of whom!

At that moment, Jiang Youda said: "Cousin, don't worry, with me, Tingting will be fine." ”

"You...... You...... Who do you call cousin? Ah Wei originally stared at Jiang Youda with resentful eyes, and was thinking about how to write Jiang Youda to leave Tingting, but Jiang Youda was instantly confused by Jiang Youda's "cousin".

"Call you cousin, of course! You are Tingting's cousin, and naturally my cousin is also mine. ”

Saying that, Jiang Youda and Ren Tingting looked at each other in unison, as if they saw their own reflection and ...... from each other's eyes Future ...... Happy life......