Chapter 81 The sea god is humiliated
Lu Zhi saw that Chizhu seemed to be waiting to see his joke, and he was so angry that his blood surged on the spot, he walked up to Chizhu, glared at a pair of angry eyes and said, "What kind of medicine did you give me?" ”
Chizhu looked at the face of a delicate woman under the cloak, and thought: "Good girl, master, this medicine is okay! Turning a man into a woman can always turn him into a beauty! Lu Zhi has such a yin face, but he has become a woman, but he has more feminine beauty, very good, very good!"
When Chizhu saw that Lu Zhi was about to eat herself, she deliberately frightened and said, "Oh my God, who is this fairy? Why is it so unreasonable to break into the palace of this princess." ”
Lu Zhi saw that she was pretending to be stupid, so he took off the nocturnal cloak, and suddenly revealed the figure of all women, he grabbed Chizhu's hand and said:
"Say, what kind of medicine did you give me, and why did I become like this overnight?"
Chizhu struggled to break free of him and continued to pretend, "Who are you?"
Lu Zhi put his face in front of Chizhu's eyes and said, "Do you still want to pretend to be the eldest princess?" I'm Lu Zhi, don't you know?"
Chizhu thought to herself: "Of course I know that you are Lu Zhi, haha, you came to the door yourself and asked me to fix you, don't I want to fix you well? You deserve it, I'm angry with you." ”
Chizhu forcibly endured the face that was about to explode with laughter in the next moment, and pretended to be frightened:
"What did you say? You are the god of the sea? Lu Zhi is a man?"
Lu Zhi was so angry that his nose was about to be crooked, he carefully observed every expression of Chizhu with his eyes, only to see that every expression of Chizhu was exaggerated as much as possible, deliberately staring and opening his mouth, and at a glance, he knew that he was pretending to be stupid, so he sneered:
"The princess doesn't have to pretend anymore, I know that it was the medicine you gave yesterday, and I ask the princess to give me the antidote. ”
Chizhu thought: "It's so boring to have a showdown so soon." ”
said with an innocent face: "You say you are the god of the sea, why should I believe you?"
Lu Zhi has calmed down now, not as excited as when he first rushed in, he looked at Chizhu and said:
"The princess wants me to talk about evidence, wow!" Lu Zhi's mouth showed a wicked smile.
"That day, the eldest princess came to Beihai and was trapped by me with an enchantment, and the princess lay on the enchantment and wanted to get out, and when I went in, the princess just fell into Zhi's arms. ”
"You, shameless!" Chizhu was angry when he saw him mention this, and wanted to slap him away, but Lu Zhi reached out to catch her hand, and then sniffed it with his nose and said:
"What kind of incense powder does the princess use, it smells so good. ”
Seeing that he grabbed his hand and didn't let go, Chizhu stepped on the instep of his foot and said:
"Sure enough, the country is easy to change, and the nature is difficult to change. ”
Lu Zhi jumped to his feet and shouted: "Step on your left foot again, can you change it next time?"
Chizhu Bai glanced at him and said: "Next time, you still want to have a next time, next time you will chop off your feet." ”
When Lu Zhi saw that Chizhu was so powerful, she knew that she would not give herself an antidote, so she softened her tone and said:
"Eldest princess, that day Zhi was in Beihai, and he really offended the two highnesses, and now Lu Zhi has been awake for many days, I hope the princess is elegant and elegant, give me the antidote!"
Chizhu snickered in his heart: "I didn't expect Lu Zhi to have today, but it's a pity that Xuan Hao is not here, otherwise he will definitely die of laughter." ”
"Okay, even if I believe that you are Lu Zhi, but I really don't have an antidote, what I gave you yesterday is really a medicine to improve spiritual power, although it has not been tried by others, but it will not become a woman?" Chizhu tried to speak as sincerely, his eyes were full of sincerity.
When Lu Zhi saw her say this, he half-believed it: "It's really not you?"
Chizhu's little face was suddenly full of grievances, and she said earnestly:
"You think, the medicine in this world is only to cure diseases and injuries, or it is a medicine that wants human life and can change people's gender, but I have never heard of it. ”
Lu Zhi thought about it, and suddenly felt that what she said also made some sense, Chizhu saw that he was about to take Lu Zhi into the ditch, so he continued to push forward and said:
"That swapping genders is a change spell, isn't it that the sea god has practiced some exercises recently, and there are also mistakes in practice. ”
"I've been practicing other exercises just like in the past!" Lu Zhi replied while recalling.
Chizhu was secretly amused, and when he saw that he had fallen into the ditch, he smiled and said:
"Actually, the sea god doesn't need to worry, I think it's very good! ”
When Lu Zhi heard this, he immediately jumped up as if he had a thunderbolt on his head, and said:
"Zhinai is a dignified man, how can he be humiliated like this. ”
Chizhu listened to what he meant, and thought, "This is humiliation, you don't want to kill yourself, do you?"
I saw Lu Zhi hand her wrist and said, "The eldest princess has good medical skills, help Zhi see what is wrong?"
Seeing this, Chizhu was really angry and funny, and muttered to herself: "It seems that you are nothing more than this, and you are still humiliated? I thought you were very strong and wanted to kill yourself? ”
Chizhu took Lu Zhi's hand and listened to the pulse: "The sea god has been thinking very hard recently, and he can't sleep peacefully at night, which causes the Yuan Shen to be unable to keep his roots, maybe it's because of this that he practiced the exercises by mistake, which led to a mistake with whose physical body?"
"It's true that I haven't been able to sleep at night lately, but who is this body, and where is my body?
"Nope. Chizhu looked at him with sincere eyes, so sincere that she almost believed it, "The sea god should relax, his worries are solved, and all this will naturally return to its original appearance." ”
When Lu Zhi heard that there was no antidote, his heart just sank, he withdrew his wrist, and said to himself as if he had lost his soul:
"If you can't get this back, how can you be born?" said him, putting on his cloak and heading out.
Chizhu asked, "Where are you going?"
Lu Zhifang saluted and said: "Don't bother the princess, I'll go to the Medicine King to ask, maybe he has a way." ”
Chizhu was startled when he heard that he was going to find the master, thinking that if the master knew, he would definitely scold himself, and if he didn't do it, he would alarm his father, and then the matter would be big, so he immediately stopped him and said:
"You don't have to go to the master, the master went to Yingzhou to collect medicine, and he couldn't come back for several days. ”
Lu Zhi heard this, and said deflatedly: "It's such a coincidence?"
Chizhu saw that the domineering sea god on weekdays also had today, so he was naturally very relieved, but he was afraid that it would make a big fuss, so he persuaded him to go back and rest early.
Who knew that Lu Zhi simply took off his cloak, found a cushion and sat down, and said to Chizhu:
"I can't go back to my current appearance, before I find my true body, I lived in the princess's Lingyu Palace. ”
When Chizhu saw that he was going to stay here, he said bitterly in his heart: "What? live here?" But after thinking about it, fortunately, it was a small pill that was given to him at that time, and the effect of the medicine was only one day, and he would be able to turn back into his true body tomorrow, and he could drive him away. ”
said to Lu Zhi: "If you want to stay here, stay here, but this princess doesn't have time to pay attention to you." ”
After that, he raised his feet and walked out, who expected Lu Zhi to see that Chizhu was going out, and immediately got up and followed her, Chizhu said angrily: "What are you doing with me?"
Lu Zhi said with a look of grievance: "I'm very scared now, I can feel more comfortable with you." ”
As soon as Chizhu heard his words like a little daughter-in-law, she clapped her hands and laughed: "I don't want the sea god to have today, as long as you don't feel that you have been humiliated, you can follow me!"