Chapter 248: The Legendary Uncle Pool
"Bastard...... Didn't I say delete it......" Finally, Xiao Wai said through gritted teeth
"Huh?" Yamazaki finally noticed his mobile phone, and his face became exciting
"Ahem...... I just think that the photo is pretty good, it's a pity to delete it......" coughed dryly, and his face was a little red, but it was a plain expression that pretended to be indifferent: "Or ...... I'll send you a copy? ”
"I want to kill you!" The sound is small and very yin
"Haha, I didn't see anything!" The corners of Kuaidou's mouth hooked an arc, turned his head, held back a smile, and endured it, but his heart was full of joy
"Well, I didn't see that either!" Aoko's face turned even redder, and she pretended to look out the window without incident
However, this made Xiao Ai even more embarrassed
Qingzi is also a little uncomfortable in her heart!
Unexpectedly...... Gave the little ones a mouthful of hot dog food! A little sour! It's the taste of the old altar!
This also made her even more resentful of Kuaidou, they have been living together for ten years, and they are still like wood, not open-minded, and brainless!
"Today's children are really open!" Kuaidou is also a little emotional, he just ate a bite of hot dog food, and he doesn't feel good!
As a monster thief Kidd, there are not many female fans, and there are many beautiful ones, and Miss Suzuki, who often appears when he commits crimes, has a good appearance......
But, in fact...... He's never kissed a girl!
What kind of embarrassment is this?
Kidd, the dignified thief, is a virgin!
The time to take the subway is always very long
"Hey, don't be angry, it's okay if I'm wrong?" Yamazaki grinned, because of his personality, he was always so cheerful
"Bastard~"
"Hey, why don't you beat me up and get angry?"
"I want to shoot you!"
"Whatever! Remember to use a silencer, when I die, the robots lurking nearby will take my place perfectly! ”
Suddenly he felt a pain in his foot, and he smiled
"Forgive me?"
"Nope! I didn't get angry! Xiao Ai still has a cold face, she is really unhappy!
Very angry!
Why are you used to yourself like this?
Can't this guy behave something else? It's okay to be tough!
This attitude of RBQ is really not relieving!
If you are tough, you can't find a reason to shoot a sole plate! Although she doesn't need a reason to fight Yamazaki, she doesn't want to admit that she will be angry about this kind of thing, and she doesn't know what her psychology is!
Yamazaki didn't know that he had become an RBQ in Xiao Ai's heart, Xiao Shou
Of course, even if you know, you don't care
"But why step on my foot when you're not angry?"
Smack-
It's a hot pain!
"I hit you, do you need a reason?"
"Don't you need it?"
Smack-
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"This is the hotel, isn't it?" Four people, two large and two small, two men and two women, stood in front of a hotel, looking up at the height of the hotel
"Yamazaki, you really don't care, right? Look there's something wrong with your face! Kuaidou Yin and Yang said weirdly, of course he was gloating, and the two red slap prints were particularly obvious!
Although, these two slap prints also look sour! Old altar's!
"You've asked five times, Mr. Kuroba Kaito, do you want to taste my fist?"
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"Click, lonely men and widows are in the same room!" Yamazaki listened to the sound from the eavesdropping device on the phone, and a faint sneer curled into the corner of his mouth, and ...... Eagerly awaited!
"What do you do all day long besides voyeurism? Perverted Spy Man! "Xiao Ai is speechless, what kind of distorted psychology is this? So boring?
"Hehe, but it's really exciting!" Yamazaki smiled: "It's still my wife who is smart!" Why didn't I think of such an idea? ”
Bedroom slippers, TV remote control, air conditioning remote control, one by one flew to Yamazaki's head
And then there's the pillow!
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"Sister Aoko, are you really going to the pool? Where's a mixed bath! Yamazaki tried to persuade, but he couldn't stand it!
"But isn't a vacation about swimming? And there is a glass wall between men and women! "Qingzi Zhenzhen has words! Vacation, it's supposed to be swimming!
"But it's just that glass wall, and it's a casual place to sit on it!" Yamazaki really can't stand it! There are always some perverted stinky men who always like to run to the pool or the beach to see beautiful women, and they don't have the courage to talk to them......
Yamazaki has a very thorough understanding of the psychology of these people! In his previous life, he also went to the beach to hunt for beauty, of course, even if he picked up or something, he would directly look at it, so he pulled it directly into the car and took it away! Use whatever you want, and dispose of it when you're done! You can't commit too many crimes in one place, and you have to run away after doing it a few times!
He gave Kaito a look, only to find that the guy didn't seem to care at all
“MMP…… Too open, right? ”
In the end, Yamazaki is still a traditional Chinese thought, which is really unacceptable!
"Sister Qingzi, you have to be careful of those uncles! Uncle or something is the most annoying.,I like to sit on it when I'm fine.,Pretend to be lazy on vacation.,In fact, I'm looking at beautiful women! Yamazaki still reminded him
Qingzi has always been pure and flawless in his heart, and it is an insult to look at it more, he doesn't dare to look at it himself, cheap those perverts, I really want to kill people!
Xiao Ai looked at him indifferently, but he felt that he was making a big fuss in his heart, how small is this guy's heart?
"That's what it is...... Fatherly love? "She's not sure, although Yamazaki has been selling cuteness in front of Aoko, but she also sincerely defends the two, and she feels ...... It's like a loving father who wants to match his own pair of children......
I didn't think about it before, but when I think about it now, it just lingers......
"Why do you have such an idea? I...... Infected? ”
"Since you don't want to swim, then I'll swim by myself~"
In the swimming pool, there are all kinds of sister paper and all kinds of swimsuits, which is really dazzling! Aoko has already changed into a swimsuit, and looking at the girls of the same age playing happily in the pool, she can't wait to go down!
"Eh......" Yamazaki still wanted to persuade something, but he was suddenly stunned......
At this moment, I heard a familiar uncle's voice, with a little obsceneness
"Ha~ It's a peach again, it's a papaya, it's a cherry...... Summer is a great time to eat fruits! ”
Yamazaki's eyes widened, almost popping out
Who else could this voice be if it wasn't Uncle Maori? Moreover, it's so obscene!
didn't think about it, and in an instant, he dodged and blocked in front of Qingzi
"Yamazaki!" Conan almost screamed too
This guy is haunted!!