I have always considered myself an upright and kind person, even if I have such and such small problems and even occasionally change my mind, I just smile slightly, and spit out a sentence to those who question me: The wind rises, blowing a pool of spring water - what is the matter!

That's why I insist on writing novels in the first person, knowing that it's easy to pounce on a dog.

To be honest, the fact that I became a woman hit me hard. I'm not a single dog, I have a girlfriend, but I don't know which bastard to be cheaper before I even kiss her mouth, and I feel the urge to cry when I think of this.

But my sister is a complete two-pole, fierce and self-righteous, she can't see the thick sadness I hide in my heart at all, and patted my snow-white shoulder heartlessly and said, "Don't cry, manly... Belch! It's actually good to be a woman, at least I don't have to work hard to save money for you to buy a house and marry a daughter-in-law, right? When you grow up, you will find an honest person like Wang Baobao to marry, and we will ask him for a bride price of 100,000 yuan, and compensate for all the tiredness that your sister and I have suffered over the years. If you have children in the future, if you are really bored, you can simply find a rich person to cheat on and share some property..."

I slapped her palm away angrily and glared at her angrily, oh my God! Are you my sister? I'm afraid this is your own inner thoughts! And this thing completely forgot that I was crying because of her two-centimeter-thick aluminum alloy stick, if I hadn't protected my face in time as usual, my flower-like face would have been broken.

I can accept wearing women's clothes once in a while, but if I really find a man to marry like a woman, I really can't accept it. It's not going to be anything at the moment.,Just thinking about letting me cheat.,If I've been a girl since I was a child.,She wouldn't sell me at a clear price!

Most of the time it's still an auction, with a stick of grass on the back of my neck, and then the highest bidder wins.

"Sister, I..." I feel that all my ripples are based on the condition that I am a man.

"Tsk, it's bigger than mine!" I noticed that my sister's eyes seemed to be green, and the glow was like that of a hungry wolf. This man's heart is bigger than that of the leaders of the country.

I subconsciously covered my chest and took a few steps back, "You, what are you going to do?" ”

My sister smiled, took me by the arm, and dragged me into her room, and before I could call out, she left me alone and began to rummage through the cabinets to find clothes.

My heart was pounding, and my face was red and white. I found a very embarrassing thing, it seems to be a problem with my woman's body, this body seems to be a little uncontrollable paranoia of victimization in the subconscious, just now my sister's eyes actually scared me to pee.

Note that "scare pee" here is not an adjective, but a verb!

"Alas, I have too few clothes, you can't show a good figure when you wear them, but you will look like a village girl..."

My sister's clothes are really very few, they are all old goods that have been worn for a long time and are outdated, and I suddenly feel a little sorry for her.

The point is, the style of painting seems to have changed too quickly, and my single-core brain can't accept it for a while.

She found a small white inner and strapless hood and threw it to me, "You put this on, your breasts are too big, let's make do with it first." I'm not going to work today, so I'm taking a day off and taking you to buy new clothes. ”

I shook my head and screamed, "I don't wear it!" ”

Just kidding, I've heard that girls who like to wear white hoods are more rippling, but I'm a serious person.

My sister's face immediately turned up, "Do you want to go out naked and not be afraid of being seen?" ”

"I'm not going out!"

"No! I'm worried that you're alone at home..."

I was very touched that even though I became a woman, my sister still cared about me so much, afraid that I would not be able to think about it alone, and her thoughts would try to divert my attention.

“... Obscene. Blasphemy against one's own body. ”

I fell to the ground and immediately protested with righteous words: "I'm not that kind of person!" ”

"You're that kind of person!" My sister tugged at my arm, shoved a pair of underwear and a powder blue bohemian skirt into my arms, and said in a strong tone, "Go and change it quickly, don't talk nonsense!" Otherwise, I'll help you change... You... Wet your pants! ”

I don't know why, but I always feel that she cares more about me now than about me before.

My legs shook and I almost fell to the ground. Rao is a self-proclaimed thick-skinned city wall, and at the moment I also feel a little hot, so I hurriedly grabbed the clothes my sister stuffed into me and ran back to my house in a panic.

I'm sad and anxious like never before. As a seventeen-year-old young man born under the red flag and growing up in the spring breeze, I no longer worry about whether my transformation is a physical reaction or a chemical reaction, and the only thing I care about now is whether I can change back.

Moreover, the summer vacation is only one month, if it continues like this, then I will become a black household, how can I go to school, how can I meet people? The main thing is that I feel sorry for my sister, although she said it lightly, but I think she must have more difficulty accepting my becoming a woman than me. After all, I am the only male in our old Chen family.

The more I think about it, the more aggrieved I become, the more depressed I become, if it weren't for my sister's knock outside the house at this time, I would have cried into a ball.

Ay? Wrong! I wasn't like this before, I wanted to cry at every turn! It must be that the tear glands and emotions attached to this body are relatively developed, well, the pectoral muscles are also well developed, and there is D+ visually.

"What for?" I yelled impatiently, wiped my eyes, and was a little sour.

I think my current appearance must be very tempting/human, who doesn't like the big beauty with rain and vacuum? I used to think that people all over China liked me, and this time it will definitely be the whole world in the future.

"Hey, Xiao Jiu, I forgot to tell you. You peed your pants just now, so be sure to take a shower before wearing them. ”

"I don't take a bath!" I'm annoyed.

"Beware of getting sick!"

Who to scare, when I'm an idiot! I haven't heard of a girl who gets a gynecological disease without taking a bath after going to the toilet last time, and if that were the case, I am afraid that it would not be enough to use Sophora ginseng all over the world for gynecological cleansing.

However, it is really uncomfortable.

I decided to take a shower, and by the way, I carefully studied what was the difference between this thing and the previous projects worth hundreds of millions, and the main thing was that I was afraid that if I didn't go out again, my sister would tear down my door, and her aluminum alloy stick that was more than two centimeters thick made me remember it deeply.

"It's coming, it's coming! You're so annoying! I opened the door with a mutter, and walked out with my head bowed and browled as I held what my sister had given me.

My sister hung the full bath basket on my arm and pinched me with a hippie smile, "You must change it after washing, otherwise it will sag." ”

I raised my eyelids and ignored her, and it was this kind of alarmist remark again, drooping if I didn't wear it once? It would be nice if it could be hung into a fly/plane/field, at least it wouldn't be uncomfortable when walking. Besides, you're so small, put it on me, and you still don't strangle me?

My sister pushed me by the back and pushed me into the bathroom, perhaps because of this body, which made me extra sensitive, and I felt as if her hands were eating my tofu intentionally or unintentionally.

My house is relatively small, it is the kind of staff dormitory room in the 80s, with two bedrooms and one living room, the bathroom and the bathroom are together, and the two of them can't turn around in the station like Guo Degang's size.

I sighed and fastened the door from the inside, disturbed by my sister barging in while I was doing biological research.

Ahh I'm worried that my sister will sneak in and harass me in the shower, this guy looks weird today, it's better to be on guard.

I took off my little shirt, and the white rabbit jumped out, looking soft and delicious... I felt my long, straight legs trembling.

At the critical moment, I suddenly felt dizzy, my eyes were white and blurred as if I had lost focus, my body couldn't help shaking, and I sat on the toilet seat.

I think I'm going to supplement more nutrients, and I'll ask my sister to buy me a bottle of Nutrition Express every day to drink, which costs four yuan!

The cool touch quickly sobered me up, and I was stunned to find that I had turned back into a man.

I touched/chest, it was firm and powerful, no longer soft and elastic to the touch, and for a moment I was a little empty. Of course, it was not because he was depressed that he had turned back into a man, but because the two heavy balls disappeared in an instant.

I wanted to yell with joy, but at the thought of my sister being outside, I held back, and surprised her again when I went out.

Hmph, still thinking about selling me for a good price, wait for the next life!

I hurriedly took a cool shower, and the previous depression and depression were swept away, and my mood was extraordinarily relaxed. Wipe off the water stains, put on boxers and a small shirt, open the door and walk out with your head held high.

My sister slapped me on the head, and I grinned in pain, "What are you doing!" In broad daylight..."

This sound! Soft, sweet and glutinous, I subconsciously glanced at my chest.

I was dumbfounded.

"Why don't you run out without putting on your skirt?"