[022] How can the kind of thing that only takes three minutes to do as a goddess compare to a salted fish?
"Wow, live, aliveββ!"
Feeling that the violent churning of his stomach had subsided, and it became a slight pain, which was a little insignificant compared to just now, Su Bai softened on the bed as if he was relieved, and his mouth made a cute voice that did not match his usual identity.
I didn't want to move, but when I woke up in the morning, I rolled from the bed to the floor because of the pain, and although there was a quilt, I thought it would be more comfortable to lie on the bed, so I borrowed the ability to transfer myself to the bed with the quilt.
After breakfast, Yu Lijia went out and left Su Bai alone in the room, not that she didn't care about Su Bai, but because she couldn't help in that situation just now.
So she went to the training ground with Su Bai's consent, and by the way, Xing and Yu Lijia are both very talented geniuses, so the training progress has far surpassed the other five.
"I'm surprised, but this world seems to have been a little uneasy since I came here, and the clarity of the will to be born in this world is not as low as I imagined."
After the pain was reduced by ninety percent, he had become able to bear it, Su Bai sat up and touched his chin with his hand and muttered to himself.
Of course, the "world" here does not refer to the Honkai will in the Honkai series, but to the cosmic will of the entire universe, a person born for self-protection because it is an ownerless universe.
Although Su Bai came here in the way of the aborigines of this world, so he will not be rejected by the universe, it is like investing in a highly intelligent population in a primitive society, and the two sides will slowly assimilate, either one side will evolve or the other side will degenerate.
This is also the case here, although there are many unbelievable things in the Honkai world, but in fact, it can only be regarded as a "low demon world", and Su Bai's advent is the same as primitive people and modern people.
But unfortunately, Su Bai's existence itself is even much higher than the cosmic will of this universe, so the direction of assimilation is that Su Bai will not have any effect, and this world will experience a slow evolution from the "Low Demon World" to the "High Demon World".
This is equivalent to a process of assimilation of the will of the universe, because it is undeniable that neither science nor magic is that even the universe is slowly evolving.
However, it was not within her scope of her thinking as to how Su Bai's advent could affect the evolution of this low-demon world.
Because, no matter how it evolves, in the end, it is just a low-level existence of the same level for Su Bai.
"However, I don't know how fast the evolution isββ?"
Although he didn't care about these in his heart, Su Bai was still a little helpless about his current body.
It is impossible for one's own existence to be erased, that is to say, the body can be reshaped infinitely, but it is undeniable that Su Bai, who is now in a human body, is not completely invincible.
Even in the High Demon World, it is impossible to kill the current Su Bai, but on the contrary, it is impossible to defeat the current Su Bai.
Because, all it takes is to use an ability similar to a forbidden spell level to avoid her detection and kill her fragile human body when Su Bai relaxes her vigilance.
But these are not problems, even if this world has accelerated its evolution because of its own existence, it will take a long time to derive the kind of witch who can kill his own body without him noticing, and at that time he is definitely already a star spirit body.
After thinking about these clearly, Su Bai shifted his gaze back to his current body, it seemed that because he had not become a perfect star spirit body, women also needed to go through the periodic adjustment of themselves.
But it's nothing, the pain in the normal state is not unbearable, just remember not to drink cold drinks, and besides, it only takes a little more than a year to get rid of this feeling on your own.
As for things like sanitary napkins, Su Bai said that they didn't exist, and this kind of thing was just something to think about for Su Bai, who perfectly manipulated fluids.
But regardless of this matter for the time being, as mentioned earlier, although Su Bai usually does not reveal the title of "god", he actually has an inseparable obsession, and after two months of eating and waiting for death, this idea has become more and more intense.
At the beginning, he was in another universe for a long time, and in the Star Wars prestige universe, he only got the title of "demigod" in the end, which made Su Bai a little unhappy.
So in this world, she decided to change her thinking and direction to do something.
Stretching out her hand, Qingfeng entrusted the laptop computer to fly into her hand, and then skillfully opened it, and typed the English words of "Harry Potter" into the web page, but nothing was searched, and then typed "Dragon", and there were no search results.
Seeing this scene, Su Bai showed a knowing smile.
Then, with the help of the power of lightning, he manipulated the electricity and then the data by manipulating the electric current similar to the super electromagnetic cannon Misaka Mikoto, thereby influencing the entire world's network library, and squeezing out the person named "Godness" on the world's largest international literary opinion publishing website.
At the same time, she also created accounts on the largest literary websites in China, Japan and other places, and her ID is "goddess" without exception, or has the meaning of "goddess".
As for the duplicate name? Squeeze out, squeeze out.
Unexpectedly and reasonably, the power of thunder and lightning should be used in this way, and the personality of the thunderbolt bud cloth lawyer is simply sick in the brain with thunder and lightning to blow up the street.
By manipulating the data with electricity, the works of the original world such as "Harry Potter", "Dragons" and "Sword Art Online" were directly moved, and all the data was simulated instantly, and then the beginning was published on the websites of their respective countries, and then manipulated and pinned to the top.
Perfect.
But that's not enough.
There is no need to code words like those copyists, so even if more than a dozen books are hung on different websites in one go, Su Bai doesn't care, because she only needs to perfectly manipulate the data simulation and you're done.
By the way, in her own computer database, the next chapters of more than a dozen books have already been written.
In addition, until the end, these works will be at the top of those well-known big-name websites, and it is impossible not to be famous.
It's so capricious.
Don't reason with Su Bai, God doesn't reason with you.
Because there are even more unreasonable things to do next, after all, she is not like the protagonist in those daily novels who use these to make money, she is purely to let those fish-lipped humans call her "goddess"!
So.
Su Bai decided to post explosive psychotropic drugs such as "Pure Land of Bliss" and "Peach Source Love Song" on various two-dimensional networks, plus various anime, film and television songs that make people cry, high-pitched, and empathetic.
By the way, you can also make anime and draw comics to have fun.
It's exciting to think about.
So she created an account called "Goddess Adult" on the largest two-dimensional website in China, Station B, and spent a lot of effort to build her perfect model, which is different from the two-dimensional model made by netizens in the data, this model is exactly the same as Su Bai's appearance, and it is full of realism, just like a person who came out of the second dimension.
Then, it's time for the action of "Pure Land of Bliss".
It took nearly three minutes to complete all the background and music of the model's movements, looking at the finished product Su Bai nodded, his heart was full of passion, and then he published it and put it at the top.
Next up is "Peach Paradise Love Song"! Su Bai's eyes seemed to be burning with flames, and she seemed to be able to see those fat houses chasing her and calling her "Goddess"
The scene.
Cannot help doing something!
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So, three minutes later.
On the computer, the model has not yet been completed, and the reality has not yet been fully simulated. And Su Bai, who should have completed all this, was lying on the bed in the shape of a "big" character.
"Ah, it takes three minutes to make a house dance video......"
Su Bai, who was lying on the bed thinking about life, sighed that both newcomers and bigwigs in the major house dance areas wanted to smoke her, and sighed shamelessly at the ceiling.
For a UP master with a little heart, it takes a lot of time to choose the background and time when dancing the house dance, plus some movements that I feel are not perfect and start again, so the advent of a work has gone through many steps, as well as a long time of thinking and correction.
Three minutes?
If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't beat it, it was estimated that the people who knew would have rushed up.
ββ¦β¦ It's so tiring, it's not fun at all. β
While emitting a blackening emotion, Su Bai casually closed the notebook and threw it to the desk, but fortunately, the airflow was firmly supported, which did not cause the wonderful scene of "computer man deformation".
But in the end, although a bunch of novels were posted, the house dance and songs also issued a "Pure Land of Bliss" and a "Secret Base~ Everything You Give Me", and the others were not interested in doing it.
Because halfway through it, I suddenly lost my dream.
After all, it doesn't seem like something to be proud of (wrongly) by a group of fat houses chasing after and shouting their goddesses......
When she threw out the computer, she had already set up a dark thunder, and the next chapters of those books would be sent out slowly, and it was impossible to cancel the top, and they couldn't be found anyway, and Su Bai didn't need any manuscript fees, Meizizi.
So the method of "achieving the divine position" that she just thought of was not stranded, but it also instantly wiped out her interest.
When what a god, long live the salted fish.
Su Bai, who had lost his dream, just lay on the bed, feeling the throbbing pain in his abdomen from time to time, and his thoughts began to fly around.
How to say it.
Invincible people, in fact, are quite boring most of the time.
Just like Mr. Saitama, and like Su Bai. When you do something, you don't want to do it because it's so easy, and when you know that you can do it easily, you don't have the interest.
For example, Fang Cai's series of suffocating operations seem to be inexplicable, but they are still the two words she embodies on the other hand.
Invincibility.
At first, I was full of interest, and I wanted to do something to be a goddess, so I happily went to the black website, changed the ID, got the work, and put it on the top......
But after doing it once, I found that I could easily do it. So what I was looking forward to turned into something that I felt troublesome even to take three minutes to come out.
So I just didn't want to do it.
Although what is sent out now is enough to cause a huge sensation, in Su Bai's own opinion, it doesn't matter, because of "invincible", she has lost interest in this regard.
Even if she is chased by fans and calls "goddess" and "goddess", she will definitely not be overjoyed...... No, I won't feel a little happier anymore!
Absolutely not!
Tsundere face.
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PS: This chapter is not a sea that I like to see, it's all water, because this chapter is a connection between the previous and the next, yes, that's it, connecting the previous and the next, and there is foreshadowing, foreshadowing, anyway, it's all kinds of tall things. But I'm hiding it so deeply, so it's not obvious, and there are some of them that I can't even find myself, right?
PS2: Believe me, there is really foreshadowing, absolutely, really not the sea, it's all water!
PS3: Little Pride Serious Face.