Chapter 85: Live Streaming the Saint's Toilet

After discovering this secret, seeing that the inn had not yet cooked a meal, he took this opportunity to see what the young Confucius and our future sage were doing now?

Thinking of this, Fang Jishi couldn't help but snicker: Hehe! Sage! You don't know, do you? Your every move was broadcast live by me! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!

No wonder the live broadcast system said that some people can't think of installing storyboards! I don't know the magic of this storyboard, I thought it didn't matter if there was more or less of the storyboard, it didn't matter if there was or not, I see! One more sub-lens is equal to one more pair of eyes, looking at others all the time!

Hey! Hey, hey, hey!

I'm going to witness it now? Young Confucius, our future sage, what is he doing now?

No way? It's early in the morning, maybe he has nothing to do today and is still lying in bed at home? Hey! It would be interesting if he thought of women. Hey! If he's masturbating alone...... Aha! That's even more interesting!

Hey! That's all too true! A living saint! No! It means that when the saint was young, he was actually just like us, just an ordinary person. Hey! He has to solve his physiological problems by himself at a critical moment?

Hey, hey, hey! I see how you masturbate, what tricks can you?

opened the online live broadcast space, and before I had time to watch the live broadcast, I saw that the messages in the live broadcast room were swiping the screen again. Wave after wave of comments, scrolling straight up, faster than you can drag the mouse to flip through.

The live broadcast system has two such functions: one is the pop-up window, that is, the interactive fans post their messages on the pop-up window, slipping and slipping, which seriously affects the effect of the live broadcast screen. One is in a message scrolling box at the bottom of the live broadcast screen, and the latest message will push the previous message forward after it jumps out, with the feeling that the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach.

Fang Cornerstone doesn't like the pop-up mode, so he sets the message method to scrolling mode.

Glancing at the message, I couldn't help but laugh. It's really as I imagined before, today's young Confucius didn't go to be a drummer, because he came back late last night, so he just got up.

When the live broadcast was turned on, when the camera was set, the young Confucius, our sage, was still sleeping, and the storyboard did not freeze on his face when the angle was automatically selected. But! Freeze on the "one pillar to the sky".

Our future saint was just like us when he was young! During adolescence, there is a natural landscape that soars to the sky every morning.

When the live broadcast reached this time, many male fans naturally laughed. Feel good! This live stream is very real. This is the beginning of human nature! The instinctive reaction of human nature!

Originally! It's all quite natural. Outcome! There were a few male fans who were a little dirty or liked to joke, so they made jokes. Said: Young Confucius is so tall, some parts of his body should be correspondingly bigger, right?

"Look! Are his pillars taller than those of ordinary people? ”

"Hmmm! I visually inspected it! It's about 18 centimeters! ”

"It's so much more than 18 centimeters!"

"Exaggeration! Exaggeration! O you people! Can't you just feel it? What standard are you? 12 centimeters or more than 10 centimeters, when you soar into the sky, how tall is the top? I guess! 10 centimeters from the top! ”

Under the rebuttal of this male fan, many people scolded him on the spot, saying that he was deliberately insulting the saint. How can someone be only ten centimeters tall at 1.9 meters?

Others countered that it could be like that! It is said that the big one is short, and the small one is big. But! The overall standard is above 10 cm to less than 20 cm.

The Creator is fair and guarantees that everyone can experience the joy of men and women. Whether you are the supreme leader of the country, or you are physically disabled in some way, or you are a fool, you have that function, and you can experience the simplest happiness in life.

Of course! Exceptions are made in individual cases. It's not that everyone can, and there are some people who can't experience life's simplest happiness.

Male fans are actively arguing, and those female fans, especially those who are not yet adults and have just become adults, feel ashamed when they see this situation. I didn't dare to look at it, but I instinctively wanted to see it. After a fierce psychological struggle, I still chose to watch.

After all! Not in the cinema, not in public, it's a personal space to watch.

Then! Young Confucius, our future saint, woke up as if someone had been fired.

Seeing that the young Confucius woke up, they were all ashamed, as if they had been discovered by a saint.

That's it! Young Confucius, our future sage, was shocked to find that the sky was already dawning. No! It's the middle of the morning, and I'm very panicked. But! It soon calmed down. Because I came back too late last night and haven't slept well. Although I felt that time was precious, I was a little tired and didn't want to get up.

As for the physiological reaction, it was as if he didn't feel it. Saw! The young man Confucius in the live broadcast camera turned sideways, reached out and picked up a roll of bamboo slips, and looked at it.

Since he had a relationship with Ji Pingzi's family, he borrowed a lot of books from Ji Pingzi's family.

Books, that is, bamboo slips.

After looking at the bamboo slips for a while, he lifted the quilt and got out of bed.

There are a lot of dirty fans who have paid attention, and as a result! To everyone's disappointment, there was a flat river, the tents that had been erected had long since subsided, and a pillar that had soared into the sky had already fallen.

Our saint turned out to take this approach to solve the column of skyrocketing, hehe! He ignored it, lying on his side, distracting himself by reading a book. And then! Wait until the flag dies down before getting out of bed to release the water.

The live broadcast camera continues to track, looking like this, is it going to live broadcast the saint to the toilet?

There are many fans who feel disgusted, and there are also many fans who feel very much looking forward to it.

Those filthy fans thought to themselves: If he goes to the toilet, will the live camera give a close-up there?

It was at this time that the young man in the inn brought food.

"Guest! The meal you want! ”

"Oh! Oh! Fang Jishi didn't look at the young man, and continued to watch the live broadcast while agreeing.

The young man saw the guest officer waving his hand at him, put down the dishes and chopsticks, and stood aside.

At this time, the system pops up a prompt: "Do you want to turn on the lens filtering function?" ”

Lens filtering? What is this feature?

At this very time, the live broadcast still continues. Young ConfuciusOur future Confucius came to the latrine, unbuttoned his pants, and habitually reached for the tools to drain the water.

Seeing this scene, there was a moment of calm in the live broadcast room, and then! It became as silent as death. And then again! It's like a frying pan. The live camera is directly aimed at there, and I want to give a close-up there......