Chapter 54: Energy is a Conservation Drop
Fifteen minutes into the battle......
Yuwen Xiuce relied on the superb skills of the top professional to die ...... Uh, took out two sea monkeys. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
But even after successfully unlocking the Finger Tiger's flurry system, Yuwen Xiuce still couldn't be happy.
And not only does the whole person not have the slightest happy trend, but even the world in his eyes ...... It all looked like it had turned gray.
[Yuwen Xiuce: Anyone who is forced to touch an ugly monkey for fifteen minutes can't be happy, okay...... Not spitting out the bile is considered to be amazing. 】
However, when you are in pain, there is a solution to solve it -
It's to see someone who was originally happy, but suddenly it's more painful than you.
Considering the recent rapid improvement of the strength attribute of his roommate, as well as the increasingly proficient mad demon chair method, Yuwen Xiuce calmly carried forward the noble sentiment of long live friendship, let go of Xiao Zhengtai, and thought hard...... Who doesn't make it happy.
When he was thinking about who to find fault with, Xiuce opened several large game forums and browsed quickly in the irrigation area.
For a moment, someone was very sorry to find out that it turned out to be ...... No one attacked themselves......
Why...... Why can't you be brave enough to stick to the entertainment of fighting landlords!
Don't you know that the landlord is very lonely now!
Yuwen Xiuce turned his head and looked at Bingmiao and began to sell cuteness with his eyes, trying to convey a message - let's go to a crowded place to have some fun~~
"Wait for me to see what kind of trial it is today."
Bing Miao glanced at the guide of the game activity, unfortunately, today was not the water trial that he urgently needed......
It turned out that the joyful mood was suddenly bad.
"I'm not happy, I'm not going!" Xiao Zhengtai has always been so willful.
If Bing Miao can go with him, Yuwen Xiuce will be very happy, then if Bing Miao doesn't go...... He'll be happier.
After all, if there is no Xiao Zhengtai with him, the scale of having fun can greatly approach someone's lower limit.
Then, Yuwen Xiuce was full of joy and joy, and jumped out of the door.
You don't have to go far to have fun.
Sometimes you feel like happiness is far away, and that's just because you don't look closely at the moment. (It's not to avoid harmony, it's really this "now"!) )
There is no need to run outside the school, even in this girls' dormitory building, there is the joy of reaching out and picking ...... A nightmare that can be sown at your fingertips.
[Yuwen Xiuce: This looks like the "moment"! 】
Yuwen Xiuce quietly ran to the entrance of the building, cleared his throat, spent a few seconds to brew his emotions, and then burst out in an instant with a high-pitched and loud voice like singing a mountain song.
"Shu-Sha-"
After shouting his name, Yuwen Xiuce deliberately paused to give the audience time to react, and then continued to shout, "Did I drop my pants on you?!" ”
After someone shouted happily, he listened for a moment, and immediately chose a direction and quickly hid on the other side of the corridor.
In less than a minute, Shu Sha flew to the position where someone had just stood, the whole person exuded an endless evil aura, and while his eyes were red and he was chasing someone's traces, he kept shooting out his gaze that wanted to Ling Chi.
At this moment, the culprit of this incident has unknowingly come to the door of a dormitory on the sixth floor.
Taking a deep breath, Yuwen Xiuce changed his mood, instantly removed the previous cheap smile, replaced it with a beautiful and sunny smile, and naturally pushed open the door as if he had been living in the alley for a long time.
"Ouch, it's all here." Yuwen Xiuce calmly took in the fragrant scenery and surprised expression in the room, as if a stallion-horse-inspecting harem...... Uh, as if the chief was inspecting the troops, he waved his hand calmly and smiled, "No—don't get up, that ...... I don't have to wear any clothes, I'll just grab something and go. ”
With that, he walked straight to the bedside of the messenger of justice, touched under the pillow, and a man's big pants magically appeared on Yuwen Xiuce's hand.
Someone shook his pants in a daze, as if showing off his size to the rest of the audience......
In a bunch of confused expressions, Yuwen Xiuce swaggered out of the dormitory, and before leaving, he also called the big murderous girl in the window position of the upper bunk.
Gently closing the door, someone tiptoed to the top of the stairs and yelled, "Shusha, take the pants, don't worry about washing them for me." Then he quickly hid in the shadows around the corner, and watched with joy as a fiery figure came up from the third floor, and rushed back to the dormitory with a puff of black smoke.
"Wow, it turns out that there is no nonsense in the novel, and the murderous spirit can really be substantialized!" Xiuce walked back from the sixth floor with great sighs, and the air along the way was filled with six blood-colored characters - "Yuwen Xiuce go to death".
Energy is conserved indeed!
No wonder Bingmiao can laugh like a stupid person every time she smokes!
Originally...... He's absorbing his own foolish essence!
【Bingmiao:&%#¥...... You have a kind of don't come back! 】
Well...... The so-called conservation of energy means ...... Spitting about Bingmiao by himself is a process of snatching happy energy from Bingmiao, and Bingmiao retorts...... Ahem, it's the process of regaining the energy of happiness......
But why did he laugh like a fool?
[Bing Miao: I don't think so! That's it, I'll give you another beating, and then smile, you judge carefully, whether you look like a fool or not, you can judge twice if you can't judge it once, and it's okay how many times, how about it? 】
[Yuwen Xiuce: Don't make a fuss, did I just say that you laughed like a fool? I said you...... It's like I'm laughing after smoking the stupid! 】
As for the game of energy conservation with his roommates, Yuwen Xiuce has actually been enjoying it.
[Yuwen Xiuce: Why do you know how to write a book? Come on, come and try it, I'll whip you with a wooden chair and see if you can have fun! 】
In short, for the matter of molesting the messenger of justice just now, this is really pure plunder, and it is estimated that it will be difficult for Shusha to recover this debt in her lifetime.
[Yuwen Xiuce: I have a method, if you let her do it, maybe she will rob me of some happy energy...... No, I'm going to be unhappy for life! 】
[Author: Oh——, what way is so vicious? 】
[Yuwen Xiuce: Sleep-me! 】
[Author: Heh-hehe——, it's not your turn to bear such a sad and heavy thing! 】
【Yuwen Xiuce: Lying in the Groove ......】
When he returned to the dormitory, Yuwen Xiuce was greeted by Bingmiao's extremely disdainful gaze. (To be continued.) )