Chapter 34: Cats! Cat! Cat!
Ask the question – what is the key to a good morning?
A1: Enjoy a delicious breakfast with the rising sun after a morning run.
Answer 2: You can still curl up in the quilt when the sun is three poles.
A3: A cute and confused female ghost hangs upside down on your ceiling to clean and accidentally pours cleaning water on your head.
Yes! The answer is correct – the correct answer is 3!
"Phew! Where's the cuteness? Besides, the answer is entirely your own idea, right? ”
Wen Zhong, who had just cleaned the smell of his body, glared at Xue Mo angrily, while the latter just blinked his eyes and apologized: "Didn't people apologize?" ”
"When? How did I not know? ”
"Chunjun knows! Don't believe you ask her! ”
Obviously, due to the recent plummeting status of Wen Zhong in the family, even Miss Ghost has begun to provoke his majesty as the head of the family!
"Xue Mao, I warn you seriously..."
"Today's breakfast is Thousand Island Sauce Bread!"
"Ahem... Bring the bread first, I'm going to eat. ”
In short, Mt. Kongo is also a post-food scene.
"Jianghua City Morning News reports for you - Recently, affected by typhoons and waves in the East China Sea, the water level of the Qilin River will rise in the past three days, please pay attention to the safety of residents who go to the riverside."
"In addition, a slight earthquake occurred around Wolong Mountain last night, and the earthquake caused part of the ground damage of Lingbo Temple, and now the surveyors are investigating..."
"Lao Chen, their work speed is quite fast."
Wen Zhong, who was watching the news, muttered while chewing bread, while Xue Mo on the side was humming a little song while doing the cleaning work she liked very much.
"Isn't that good? The matter has finally been resolved. ”
Xue Mo was quite open-minded, but Wen Zhong shook his head: "But it hasn't been solved yet—I don't know how troublesome it is after that cat demon escaped from the seal!" ”
As he spoke, Wen Zhong also remembered the terrifying pressure of the cat demon when he roughly diffused his demonic power that day.
If it weren't for the treasure given by Bai Yiyi, the three of them would have been shocked to death there.
"Oh, yes!"
Thinking of this, Wen Zhong finally noticed that there seemed to be something missing from the surroundings: "What about Bai Yiyi?" ”
This monster chick wasn't there during the meal?
"And that kind of thing?"
Wen Zhong said he was surprised.
But Cao Cao Cao arrived-just as Wen Zhong's words fell, Bai Yiyi, who was wearing the white bear pajamas, walked down the stairs.
"Wow! Wen Zhong, you cheat, how can you not call me when you eat? ”
Bai Yiyi looked at Wen Zhong, who had already cleaned most of the bread, and her cheeks puffed out directly - at first glance, she looked like a hamster.
"Didn't you say that your sense of smell is comparable to that of a whistling dog? Why can't you even smell eating! ”
And I don't know why, I clearly know Bai Yiyi's identity and beat myself 100 times is the same as playing, but Wen Zhong likes to fight with her very much!
For example, now, Wen Zhong, who rarely gained a victory in the breakfast competition, behaved very shyly, even to the point that even Chunjun couldn't stand it and flew up and gave him a sword hilt!
"Meow~"
But at the moment when Chunjun flew up, Wen Zhong also clearly heard such a voice coming from Bai Yiyi's body.
“... What's up? Have you started learning to be a cat recently? ”
Wen Zhong looked at Bai Yiyi with some curiosity.
"Humph!"
And Bai Yiyi turned his head angrily and expressed his dissatisfaction, and at this time Wen Zhong saw it clearly!
"Meow!"
I saw that a small head suddenly poked out from between Miss Youkai's fluffy white bear pajamas, and her crystal blue eyes happened to meet Wen Zhong's.
"Cats?"
Looking at the white kitten, Wen Zhong couldn't help but frown—he had been quite allergic to cats lately.
"The cat that came to the house after you left yesterday, I saw that it was spiritually good, so I adopted it!"
And Bai Yiyi also chuckled and pointed to the kitten in her arms, and the latter also rubbed Bai Yiyi's face cutely.
"That's right..."
And after Wen Zhong saw this, he also secretly said that he was too careful-how powerful and domineering that demon spirit is, it is not at all like this pet cat now.
"Pretty cute, male or female?"
After accepting this setting, Wen Zhong also directly lifted the kitten up, and then made a gesture to break the kitten's legs to see its 'color'!
"Meow meow!?"
And the kitten's hair exploded after seeing this, but after Yu Guang saw Bai Yiyi's flat eyes, he also remembered his current situation, so he hurriedly meowed a few times in the hope that someone could help her.
But it's clear ... There doesn't seem to be anyone like that in the whole room.
So, three minutes later...
"Uh-huh, it's a little she-cat!"
Wen Zhong came to the conclusion with satisfaction: "You have to be careful in the future, the little female cat is cute and scratchy after giving birth." ”
At this time, the white kitten is lying on the sofa with its paws hidden, and its face is full of love!
'I'm already a'
That's kind of how it feels.
"Does she have a name?"
But fortunately, Wen Zhong is a bit human at this time - since there is such a new addition to this family, then there must be a name.
"Yes."
And Bai Yiyi immediately raised his hand to say that he had already thought about it.
"It's called a potato!"
Not caring about the kitten's desperate eyes at all, Bai Yiyi said the name of her ideal pet.
"How obsessed you are with potatoes!"
Wen Zhong was stupid when he heard this-the first meal he cooked for Bai Yiyi was fried shredded potatoes, how much psychological hint did it bring her?
"Potatoes really don't fit, right? Such a cute cat..."
And Xue Mo, who had never dared to have a problem with Bai Yiyi because he had been taught the method of ghost cultivation by Bai Yiyi, couldn't help but come out and speak up at this time.
"Meow!"
The cat on the side was moved in his heart after hearing this!
"Then you want a name!"
And Bai Yiyi is obviously obsessed with her own naming taste.
"Humph! It's easy! ”
Wen Zhong sneered when he heard this, and then put on a posture and began to think: "... It's called Xiaobai! ”
"Meow?"
In short, Wen Zhong himself, like Bai Yiyi, seems to be incompetent.
And after thinking about it, Xue Mao's naming was recognized: "My family used to have a cat called Coco, otherwise I would have named her this, right?" ”
"Warm cocoa?"
Bai Yiyi thought for a while after hearing this, and then nodded reluctantly: "Although it's still a little worse than potatoes, it's barely okay." ”
"What's worse than a potato? And why do you use my last name? ”
"Of course, it's because you're the shovel officer in the future!"
"What the hell is the shovel officer, and why..."
And seeing the two of them arguing every day again, Xue Mo and Chunjun, who were watching the excitement on the side, the kitten lying on the top of the sofa who had just been named Coco, but his eyes narrowed slightly.
'The relationship between Boss Bai Ze and this human being... Isn't it a little too good? ’
She couldn't understand the reason why the 'Great Sage of Bai Ze' in the past deigned to come to the world to live in such a small place.
But the only thing she knows is that compared to the original Bai Ze Great Sage, the current guy with the pseudonym Bai Yiyi...
'It seems... It's good. ’