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Isn't it just playing a game, I just happened to trigger something like a special mission......

But girl, why do I think the expression on your face is different from when you look down at me, girl......? And what's going on with that slightly playful look in your eyes......? Could it be that I have watched too many action movies recently, and I am prone to hallucination when I see women?

In addition, even if you enter a special scene and trigger the task, you don't have text bubbles on your head and stare at the two of you! I almost scared to pee, I know no! The limited-edition Jack Meat jeans know what? made-in my big Putian knows no!

Just when Xiuce was complaining frantically......

The female NPC withdrew her slightly playful gaze and asked softly, "What is this son planning to rob?" ”

"Holy", Xiu Ce was so frightened that a spirit jumped high.

NPCs are not scary when they speak, and they are scary when they speak directly without a text bubble......! Of course, it's even more scary if you talk nonsense to Mike yourself, and everyone can understand it!!

"Robber...... ......" Xiuce's fingers trembled slightly.

The female NPC got up and laughed coquettishly, "How can the little girl He De be so favored by the son~"

"Oops...... It's a little dizzy......"

The sound of snorting wafted through the speaker in Xiuce's bedroom, and Xiuce didn't feel a little trance at this time...... It's really in a trance......

Stringed? That's not right...... I haven't been to that kind of room lately......

Author: What a special room! How I didn't know! What's the password?!

Just when Xiuce was about to cut out of the game to check if he had accidentally connected to some rooms......

The female NPC walked towards Xiu Ce, "Why doesn't Childe speak?" ”

It's going to be haunted! I just said you can't go to that kind of room! Look, my brain is broken, and I'm hallucinating when I play a game......

Never mind...... Anyway, the brain is already broken, so let's just build it to death......

Current Channel –

Xiuce: "What Xiaosheng is going to do next, why do you need words~~~~"

Xiuce stroked his ......

Sleeves......

Master, I'm going to do you today, you female ghost!

The woman covered her mouth and smiled, "Childe doesn't even ask the name of the little woman?" ”

/ Shake the fan and pretend to be forced

Xiuce shook the paper fan lightly and said with a smile, "Let's talk about the cave room first!" ”

Woman, "......"

Cut, what about the female ghost, I'm not intimidated by my domineering master~

Nothing to say, what about high-IQ NPCs? Zhang's parent, Li Jia's short nagging, seemed to have triggered some special task, but after the dialogue was over, it was estimated that the special NPC would immediately become an ordinary NPC! At this time, you have to go straight into the ...... Well...... Cut to the chase......

NPCs are down, right?

No way...... Feeling pretty smart just now, huh? I'm scared that the master doesn't want it, isn't it quite capable~ Why can't it be done now~

Just when Xiuce was indulging in the pride of playing NPC badly, the woman laughed and said, "Childe is really straightforward~"

Okay, girl~No~! I can still keep up with my rhythm~

Cut, sir, I haven't made a ruthless move yet~

Xiuce: "Bedroom or yard?" ”

Woman: "......"

Hahaha, no~ I said that I am really good at playing bad NPCs~

Woman: "Childe laughed......"

If you can't take it, don't force it if you can't take it, if you have a task or something, release it quickly, don't make it useless......

Woman: "Childe laughed...... The bedroom atmosphere is warm, the courtyard air is pleasant, it is really difficult to choose~"

Are you holding on...... Don't pretend ...... Hurry up and release the task, let's play the game normally, okay!

Xiuce: "In what order?" Inside out? Or is it from the outside in? ”

The woman said shyly: "Why don't you go from the inside to the outside to the inside to the outside to the outside and then ...... again"

It's going to die...... This is absolutely damn ......! You understand it as a walk, right? You thought I was going for a walk with you!

I even said that you took a walk with me!

Current Channel –

/ Pounce

I saw Xiuce jump and throw the woman to the ground......

"Ah~hate it~" The woman sneered, "Officials should love others~"

(⊙o⊙) Officer......

My dear?

My dear!

Is the master of Temeow playing "Chinese Legend Online" or the hero of the invincible Magic Gate, I am the official of Ximen!

Wait, what is this......

Girl, why are you taking off my clothes...... Hey, hey, hey! Girl, you are self-respecting!

(╯°□°)╯(┻━┻You can't take it off yourself, bastard!)

……

Looking at the screen that has been completely banned for 18 years...... Xiuce decisively cut out the game and opened the screen recording software......

Record it, and then submit a complete bug to GM, this kind of thing must be fixed......! Xiuce stood on the moral high ground and found a good excuse for his behavior......

Author: Then why did you adjust the definition of the video recording software to 1080p......

Xiuce: I suspect that the placement of indoor props is the key to this major bug, and only 1080p can support high-definition amplification without dead ends...... Forget it, I can't make it up...... I'll play the game well, please leave me alone

……

The scene pans back to the room where clothes are flying around......

Xiuce sadly found that the characters did not move......

Yes, you read that right......! The two men on the screen threw their clothes to the ground and then didn't move......

Feed! Don't drop the chain at this critical time, okay! Master, I'm as mighty as a tiger descending from a mountain! Everyone uses the same name, you pay attention to my reputation, bastard!

In a hurry, Xiuce called up the action command menu and clicked wildly...... I was surprised to find that the character actually moved......

Move—move!

Planner ...... brother? I have a question for you, did you specialize in romance action games before......? If you tell me the truth, I promise not to kill you!

Yuwen Xiuce had a sudden inspiration and quickly operated on the keyboard.

Set up the action command macro

Rename "Xinjian Hong No. 1" to "Heaven and Earth, Incomparable, Lying on the Sky, Can't Stand It, Lying on the Ground, Can't Stand It, Big Big and Long-lasting Brand Marksmanship!" ”

/ Lunges

/ Horse step

/ Lunges

/ Horse step

……

/ Lunges

/ Horse step

/Detect imbalance of target electrolytes

End this cycle when the opponent's electrolyte is out of balance and execute instead:

/ Princess hug

/walk

Detect whether it is in the courtyard, if so, cycle execution/prostration/prostration/prostration; If not, continue/walk

End this cycle when the opponent's electrolyte is out of balance and execute instead:

/ Princess hug

/walk

Detect if it is in the bedroom, if so, loop execution/lunge/horse step/lunge; If not, continue/walk

……

"Whether to run the macro "Heaven and Earth, incomparable, lying on the ground, lying on the ground, can't stand it, can't stand it, big and long-lasting card marksmanship! 》”

"Yes"

After running the command of the infinite loop, Xiuce turned off the screen and silently locked the door......

You don't have to go inside out, outside to inside, inside to outside...... From the outside to the inside......

As long as the power is not cut today, I will have a good time with you, master!

Xiuce, who was too excited, decided to conduct high-intensity endurance training to vent his exuberant energy......

"Mom, make more dinner, I'm going swimming~" Xiuce put on his swimming gear and rushed out of the house without looking back.

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