Chapter 686: I'm a scumbag
"It was a good day!"
The time came to April 17, 2014.
The NBA playoffs have officially begun.
Gu Yu and Xiao Yu were in Gu Yu's house, chatting nonsense while watching the live broadcast of the upcoming game.
"Ah......?" Xiao Yu's sudden praise made Gu Yu a little confused, looked back at Xiao Yu, and found that the latter was swiping his mobile phone, and he didn't know what to look at with relish.
"Well, there's a discussion on the forum." Finding that Gu Yu was looking at herself, Xiao Yu blushed a little, sent the mobile phone screen to Gu Yu, and said coquettishly: "I'm not chatting with a man." ”
“…… Cut, I don't care if you're chatting with a man......" Gu Yu said this, but his eyes still betrayed his mind, and with a professional player-level vision, he quickly glanced at Xiao Yu's mobile phone screen.
Well, it's really not a chat interface.
"Oh yo, I'm proud~!" Gu Yu's small actions, where can he escape Xiao Yu's eyes? Seeing that after Gu Yu confirmed it, he immediately turned back to watch TV arrogantly, Xiao Yu didn't mention how happy he was, and said happily: "Na, I'm looking at the dog pounce you signed, many people are discussing the playoff matchup." ”
"Oh, don't tell me, some of the discussions there are quite professional." Gu Yu nodded and said, "Although there are a lot of deformation dense black powder, and the atmosphere is a little not good, there are quite a few people who are seriously discussing. But ah, I think the best part is the pedestrian street, which is as ...... as the street lamp."
"Huh? Street lights? What do you mean? Xiao Yu blinked, but didn't understand.
"Uh, ahem, nothing, nothing." Gu Yu waved his hand and diverted the topic: "What did they say that made you suddenly boast about me, hahahaha!" ”
"Of course, it's the first round of matchup predictions." Xiao Yu looked at the phone screen and said: "Although the prediction results are based on the prediction results, in the series between you and the Spurs, the Spurs are an overwhelming voting advantage, but ......"
"Overwhelming superiority??" Gu Yu was not happy when he heard this, and frowned: "How overwhelming?" Yes?! ”
"Why are you murdering me...... Xiao Yu stretched out her hand and patted Gu Yu's back in disgust, and continued: "Probably ...... Ninety-seven percent of the people think the Spurs will advance. ”
“…… I'm rubbing! Gu Yu immediately put down the remote control in his hand, put his head on Xiao Yu's shoulder, stared at the voting ratio on the screen, and said unhappily: "Such a disparity??" Damn, I just praised the professional remarks of the dog pounce and retracted it, take it back! ”
Why are you wearing low-cut at home again!
Gu Yu's eyes wandered somewhere else unconsciously.
"Honestly, that's normal." Xiao Yu shrugged his shoulders and said: "In the eyes of outsiders, you hurt George, Andrew can't come back in the first few games, and you, Russell, and Dream Chaser don't know when you might eat a technical foul ban." On the other side, the Spurs have a full lineup, and it is not surprising that fans think they have a high probability of qualifying. ”
"That's right......" Gu Yu nodded.
On this planet, at this time, the people who still believe that the King can step on the Spurs to advance, in addition to the King's die-hard fans, Kings players, coaching staff, Xiao Yu and others.
I'm afraid there is only one person left.
That man is ......
"Nonsense! The king can black eight! ”
On the TV, O'Neal, who was serving as a guest commentator for the game, didn't know who he was talking to, and said seriously: "The Spurs can't prevent players like my cousin, you're right, Kobe!" ”
Kobby is clearly not with you, hey......
Gu Yu was also speechless, this dead fat man is really cautious, no matter when, he has to make fun of Kobe.
However, what Ao Fat said may be the only advantage for the Kings when they face the Spurs.
Wei Shao's assault ability is quite amazing, to be honest, after a season, Wei Shao has also made a lot of progress.
But the Spurs are the best at dealing with monsters like Wei Shao who break through and lead the offense. The Spurs' joint defense system, the defensive strategy of suppressing the three-second zone and the bottom line, and the defensive purpose of piling up the strong side, for Wei Shao, it is like a tight spell on the head of Sun Wukong, which is particularly easy to use.
Looking at Wei Shao's career statistics against the Spurs, even from the beginning of the 2010 to 2011 season, when Wei Shao really became a first-line star, his average data output per game is far lower than his career average. The shooting rate is even more miserable, with a total shooting rate of less than 40% and a three-point shooting rate of less than 30%. The average of 3.8 turnovers per game is even more spicy, which is enough to see how successful the Spurs' defensive strategy is in restricting Wei Shao.
What 2 of 10 shots, 3 of 11 shots, and 7 of 24 shots, in the history of the feud between Wei Shao and the Spurs, that is a routine operation. The performance of only scoring 6 points in 2 of 16 shots, I am afraid that even Wei Shao himself can't bear to look at it carefully.
And Gu Yu's technical characteristics are indeed a headache for Spurs, so Ao Fat's statement does make some sense.
But in the face of the Spurs this season, only Gu Yu's one flashpoint is definitely not enough.
At least in the eyes of the public, it is far from enough.
And......
"In the face of the Spurs, sooner or later, my cousin will be driven crazy by the opponent's endless offensive firepower, and then mess around." Beside Ao Fat, Reggie Miller obviously held the opposite view, and the old god was saying: "And the king only has the advantage of his cousin, and when his cousin is crazy, you tell me, what reason does the Spurs have to be blackened??" ”
"Don't talk nonsense, my cousin now has a much stronger emotional control ability than before!" Ao Fat retorted: "Just look at the last game of the regular season, everyone knows afterwards, at the end of the game, the old drunkard of the Spurs mocked his cousin on the spot, and the Spurs home fans also sprayed mercilessly, replaced by the former cousin, can you believe it if you don't go up and punch a few punches??" ”
"Yes, yes, that's it." In front of the TV, Xiao Yu pushed Gu Yu's leg with his knee and said: "The dog pounce fans also said that from this point, they can see that your mentality has become stronger, so they are praising you!" ”
"But in reality? The cousin not only did not beat the old drunkard into a concussion, but was personable, using traditional Chinese gestures to greet the old drunkard and Spurs fans in a very friendly manner. This is progress, this is maturity! Fatty Ao compared the fist-hugging gesture he learned from Wang Zhizhi: "Although I don't know what my cousin means by saying something in Chinese, it must be a greeting!" ”
"By the way, what did you say?" On the other side of the TV screen, Xiao Yu also remembered this stubble and asked curiously.
"Drop the thunder and plot it!" Gu Yu made a gesture of clenching his fists.
"Hahaha......" Xiao Yu rolled on the bed with a smile, his big white legs swayed back and forth under Gu Yu's nose, and Gu Yu's head was dizzy when he looked at it.
Gu Yu is mature? Don't go crazy?
Wrong.
At that time, Gu Yu's right fist was about to swing out. As a result, the afterglow swept in, in the player tunnel, Wei Shao was choking and pushing with the other Spurs players, Green also had the intention of joining the battle group, and was anxious to fight, so he made a fist hug action, scolded reflexively, and then ran all the way to the player tunnel.
As a result, who would have thought that the Spurs players who were still dissatisfied with Wei Shao and Green's scolding before, and were about to fight with these two stunned young men, saw Gu Yu rushing over, and their frightened crotches were full of liquid, almost throwing away their armor, and they all ran away as soon as they slipped away.
When Gu Yu ran into the players' tunnel, the conflict ended instantly, leaving only Wei Shao and Green with bewildered faces looking at each other, not knowing what was happening.
It is extremely ironic that the picture of Gu Yu, who was bent on fighting, rushing into the players' tunnel was not recorded by the camera - because the camera followed the other players who fled from the Spurs!
And the way Wei Shao and Green shouted and pushed with the Spurs players before, they were photographed clearly.
Later, the video leaked out, and the league immediately decided to make an example of the playoffs at the juncture. So Wei Shao and Green were sentenced to be banned in the first game of the first round and could not play.
And those Spurs players who fled in the desert escaped punishment because they "did not have the intention to expand the conflict and show the high quality of the players".
The Sacramento Kings added insult to injury.
“…… Okay, let's stop talking, the game continues! Philadelphia ball possession! ”
On the TV screen, the first playoff game that began in the East continued.
With the league's No. 1 record and unrivaled on-court performance, Chen Mu, Curry, and their Philadelphia 76ers faced the Atlanta Hawks, who were eighth in the East, in the first round.
There is no suspense in the battle, and Philadelphia swept through, which is almost a certainty.
In addition, the second Heat in the East, the first round against the seventh Lynx Bees in the East, the Heat advanced, and there is not much suspense.
The third Bulls in the East, against the sixth Wizards in the East, and if Rose is reimbursed for the season, the Wizards may have the possibility of the following.
The fourth Raptors in the East, against the fifth Nets in the East, the battle between the Mesozoic and the veterans is also unpredictable.
On the western side, the matchup situation is ......
"By the way, Brother Gu Yu, some fans are asking." Xiao Yu's voice interrupted Gu Yu's train of thought: "Until now, there are still many people discussing your free throw line jumping in that game, everyone thinks it's incredible, your physical fitness seems to have suddenly evolved a lot, and the fans are not very adaptable!" ”
Saying that, Xiao Yu was also a little curious, and looked at Gu Yu with a suspicious expression: "Actually, I also think it's a little strange, why do you jump as high as Carter??" ”
“…… Cut, that's because you don't know how good I am! Gu Yu didn't know how to answer, so he was ready to fool the past with bragging.
I can't tell you that it's because of my various advertisements, community warmth, and cooperative endorsements, just for the training camp opportunities brought by those contracts!
If you really say that, you can't be treated as mentally ill by Xiaoyu??
"Is that really the case......?" Sure enough, Xiao Yu is so smart, where would he be easily fooled, and said suspiciously: "Or do you actually have any secrets, and you haven't told them...... Hahaha, what is this, Brother Gu Yu! Hahaha!! ”
Eh......?
Gu Yu was stunned by Xiao Yu's sudden laughter, and hurriedly followed Xiao Yu's eyes and looked at the mobile phone screen.
Good guys, it's been less than half a month since the contract was signed, and the ad has been online??
These grandchildren are moving fast enough!
But that's it, the other party agreed to sign a separate contract for each version of the advertisement, which suddenly gave me a lot of training camp opportunities, and my physical fitness also improved a lot, so I forgive them......
"Hello everyone, I'm Gu Yu!"
On Xiao Yu's mobile phone screen, Gu Yu was wearing a green berserker forgiveness suit and was introducing himself on the homepage of Dog Pounce.
On the other side of the screen, an actor dressed in a mage suit, followed by Gu Yu and said: "I am a scumbag, Tan Wan Lazy Moon, a new version of the ship that has not been saved in Jiesili, I need to experience three bells, I will do the same as me, and I will love the elephant festival game......"
The next evening, San Antonio.
Kings, the playoffs begin.