Chapter 332: The fart sounded ten thousand taels and came true

Liu Yun took a step forward. He then pushed the ball to the left with the inside of his right foot, leaning to the left at the same time, making the illusion of breaking through to the right of Tottenham defender Alder.

Alder shifted his defensive focus to the right. He thought to himself: Does an old guy in his forties want to break through me easily? Insect carving skills! You break through and give it a try!

Whether it's in League Two, the FA Cup or the Premier League, underestimating the 46-year-old lieutenant's defenders often suffers big losses.

Tottenham defender Alder is no exception.

While Alder put the defensive center of gravity on the right side, Liu Yun's right foot quickly moved to the left rear of the ball. He quickly flicked the ball to Alder's left with the outside of his right foot, and then he broke to the left and got away from the defender's defense!

Matthews feints! Standard Matthews feints! Liu Yun broke through Alder's defense with a fluid Matthews feint!

The fat Bob on the comment bench shouted out the count for his partner Dunphy: "The fourth! The old lieutenant passed four Tottenham defenders! ”

Liu Yun decisively kicked up in the penalty area!

The ball goes straight to the top right corner of the Tottenham goal!

Tottenham goalkeeper Lloris leaps high to make a save, but he doesn't save the ball!

At this moment, Tottenham's second goalkeeper made a contribution! "duang", Liu Yun's shot hit the crossbar!

"Whew~" Many Red Devils fans in the stands hugged their heads in frustration!

However.... The old lieutenant's mouth seemed to open up. The nonsense he made up to motivate his teammates in the middle of the field turned out to be in one sentence!

Pogba, a guy who is not willing to be lonely in the backfield, has been inserted into the front court when Liu Yun broke through all the way!

His position was at the edge of the penalty area at this point. The ball bounced back to Pogba's feet!

Pogba didn't hesitate and shot angrily! It's a powerful boccia ball.

Lloris had just made a save and before he could reposition, the boccia ball rushed to the bottom right corner of the goal!

The ball is in! 2:1! Pogba, who farted a big fart in midfield, scored!

Pogba was stunned after the goal. "A big fart, ten thousand taels of gold? What the old lieutenant said turned out to be true? ”

Pogba is very proud. Fortunately, the midfielder held back that stuffy fart. Otherwise, not only will you not score, but you will get injured.

"Yay~~~" Dream Theater fell into a boil.

The cheers of the fans reminded Pogba. It's time to celebrate when you score a goal!

What is a good celebratory action?

Pogba simply ran up to Liu Yun, pouted his ass high, and farted at Liu Yun。。。。。

This time it was the turn of the fans and media reporters in the stadium to look confused! This.... What kind of celebration is this? What does it mean? Could it be that Pogba is bent? Is he interested in the old lieutenant who has become a father?

Liu Yun couldn't laugh or cry。。。。。 This guy can't believe his own nonsense, right?

No matter how bizarre the celebrations, the goal was real.

Fat Bob commented: "Pogba's goal was like a big bucket of water poured directly on Tottenham's newly-ignited hope of victory! ”

The big-mouthed Dunphy said: "Actually, ninety percent of the credit for this goal is on the old lieutenant." He used bull tails, Marseille slaloms, and Matthews feints to connect four Tottenham defenders! The quality of his shots in the box is also very high. It's just bad luck and hit the goalpost. Fortunately, Manchester United had the luckier Pogba and picked up a bargain on the edge of the box. ”

Jose Mourinho in the dugout looked excited. See, Pochenotti, trying to cause trouble at the Theater of Dreams? You'll have to ask the old lieutenant if he agrees.

Liu Yun's successive passes just now seem to have blinded the Tottenham backline.

With this blinded effort, Manchester United is back!

Just 2 minutes after Pogba's goal, Manchester United instigated the attack again!

Rashford broke through on the wing and handed the ball to Liu Yun in the middle!

Liu Yun was keenly aware of the gaps in Tottenham's defence. Eevee seems to have a good relationship with Liu Yun. He ran in the direction of neutral.

Liu Yun made a powerful through ball, and the ball went straight through the Tottenham defence and stuffed into the gap.

Ibrahimovic got the ball! Tottenham defender Alder, who was on Ibrahimovic's right, caught up and defended Ibrahimovic closely.

Ibrahimovic used his strong body to firmly squeeze Alder and burst into the box with the ball!

Kicker! The ball goes straight to the bottom right corner of the goal! Lloris can't make a save! The ball is in! 3:1!

The fans at the Theatre of Dreams had not yet recovered from the excitement of the last goal, and just two minutes later, Manchester United had another goal!

The fans of the "Yay ~~~~~~~" Dream Theater have blown up again!

This time it's the cooperation of two members of LIL. The old lieutenant's through ball penetrated the Tottenham defence, and Ibrahimovic used what he did best – squeezing the defender with his body and then firing the goal!

This time it's Mu Shuai's turn to perform a toad jumping stunt! He excitedly rushed directly to the sideline and cheered loudly!

With less than 60 minutes to play, Manchester United led Tottenham 3-1!

The big-mouthed Dunphy in the commentary seat began to brag about his idol old lieutenant Liu Yun again: "Oh my God, the old lieutenant's through ball is like a cold arrow that penetrates the Tottenham defense!" He and Ibrahimovic have played such a straight match in the Premier League more than once! Old Lieutenant Liu Yun's vision is really too broad! The on-field awareness is even more top-notch! ”

Fat Bob nodded, "That's right." Let's just say this goal. The old lieutenant's through ball with great awareness created a chance for Ibrahimovic. Ibrahimovic used his strong body to lean on Alder, who was close to him, and burst into the box to score with his feet. This ball, the old lieutenant and Ibrahimovic are all five or five credits. Indispensable! LIL is indeed a centenarian group. However, the 46-year-old lieutenant and the 36-year-old Ibrahimovic are definitely not as the media commented, and they cannot guarantee their status! ”

Manchester United scored two goals in three minutes in a row against Tottenham. The morale of Tottenham's players was shattered by those two goals.

In the next game, Tottenham was suppressed by Manchester United and passively beaten in their own penalty area. It is no longer possible to organize an effective counterattack.

On Manchester United's side, scoring two goals in three minutes seemed to exhaust Pogba's good luck from his super invincible fart.

Whether it was the old lieutenant's shot or Lukaku and Ibrahimovic's shot, it was all sliding out.

Jose Mourinho knew that victory in this game should be within reach.

In the 80th minute of the game, Mu Shuai decisively replaced Liu Yun and Ibrahimovic with Lindelof and Juanmarta.

Replacing two strikers and replacing a defender and a midfielder, Mourinho's intentions were clear. Strengthen your defense and hold on to the final victory.

Minutes and seconds passed. Stoppage time finally came.

In stoppage time, Tottenham finally organised a counter-attack.

Son Heung-min gets the ball in midfield. However, Mr. Lindelof, who had just come off the bench, was in good shape and successfully intercepted Son Xingmin!

"Toot ~" With the referee's whistle, the game ended. Manchester United beat visiting Tottenham Hotspur 3-1 at home. Solidify their position at the top of the list!

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