The Manchester derby is about to begin. For some reason, the football media in England seem to be quite keen to fan the flames ahead of the derby. Maybe it's because they think the gunpowder game is more interesting?

The Guardian commented that the Manchester derby is a contest between Mourinho and Pep Guardiola, as well as between old lieutenants Liu and Sergio Aguero.

The Times even predicted that this game could largely determine the ownership of the Premier League title this season.

Liu Yun read the "prediction" of the "Times" and secretly laughed in his heart. These English media can really hold the number of nonsense water words and water pages. Manchester United and Manchester City, one is first in the league and the other is second in the league, and this game will naturally affect the championship!

Before the Manchester derby, Manchester United's American owners, the Glazer family, even privately offered the team a £1 million win bonus and a £200,000 goal bonus.

There must be brave men under the reward, and this truth is only at any time. Manchester United's squad is gearing up to make a splash in the Manchester derby.

On Manchester City's side, the owner of the team, the wealthy Sheikh Mansour of the United Arab Emirates, also offered his team a sky-high winning award and a Ballon d'Or.

The match between Manchester United and Manchester City is bound to be a game like Mars hitting the Earth.

For all this, Liu Yun looked at it very indifferently. It's just one of 38 league games. Losing is not hell, and winning is not a champion. Before the game, many media reporters surrounded Liu Yun at the gate of Manchester United's training center. Liu Yun was very low-key, and did not answer any questions asked by the media about the Manchester derby.

Manchester United chairman Woodward is very appreciative of Liu Yun's increasingly low-key attitude in the competition.

However, not all of Manchester United's lads have the low-key and calm of an old lieutenant.

Striker Marcus Rashford likes to drive in a sports car and was stopped by police at Highway 6 in Manchester City three days before the derby.

Generally, after stopping the speeding car owner, the British police will first look at the driver's license and then ask: "What's your name?" "In order to confirm that the driver's license is the same as the person.

Marcus Rashford went so far as to say, "Oh, my dear officer, my name is Aguero. ”

Thankfully, the police are die-hard Manchester United fans and know Rashford is joking. After a simple penalty, he was released.

It's just a little good-natured joke. God knows, the police know, and Fud. Who would have thought that Rashford, this guy, would actually post this paragraph on Twitter!

As soon as this tweet came out, public opinion was in an uproar!

The United fans said: "It's Marcus Rashford reminding Sergio Aguero not to overtake in derby. ”

Manchester City fans see it as another form of provocation.

Fans on both sides took to Rashford's Twitter page. Romelu Lukaku, Paul Pogba, Nemanja Matic, and several other people's Twitter accounts are all caught in this war of scolding.

With Sergio Aguero, David Silva and Kompany Twitter accounts embroiled in the fray, the online war of words intensified, and the limelight even overshadowed the daily pre-match war of words in the traditional media.

Liu Yun is not interested in joining this online war of words. Daughter Liu Xiaoyan, a guy who is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, joined the war group.

She first supported the black brother Marcus Rashford on her homepage, saying that Manchester City fans are hypocritical and can't afford to joke, and then ran to the homepage of Manchester City's Brazilian goalkeeper Ederson to leave a message: "My dad will kick your goal." ”

Liu Xiaoyan is not an ordinary fan girl now. She is now recognised as the "Little Princess of Manchester United" by Manchester United fans, players and coaches. On Twitter, she has a huge following.

She fired at the Manchester City goalkeeper and immediately stabbed the hornet's nest. All the media rushed to report that "Manchester United's little princess claims the old lieutenant will kick Manchester City's goal".

Countless Manchester City fans immediately poured into Liu Xiaoyan's personal homepage. There was a lot of swearing under her message board.

Manchester United's little princess was bullied, is this worth it? Ibrahimovic, Lukaku, Pogba, Matic, these players who regard Liu Xiaoyan as their little sister and niece all expressed their position on Twitter: What the little princess of Manchester United said is not a provocation, but a fact! His father will lead us to blow the Manchester City goal to the ground!

On this day, Liu Yun returned home after training. Liu Xiaoyan ran up: "Dad! Oh my god, my Twitter followers have gone up by another 100,000!"

Liu Yun lay on the sofa: "You, I'm afraid that the world will not be chaotic." Isn't it good to be a crowd of onlookers who eat melons silently? You have to get involved in the Twitter scolding war. Now, for the sake of my daughter's face, I, the father, have to score goals desperately in the derby. ”

Liu Xiaoyan sat next to Liu Yun and patted her father's shoulder: "Eh, Comrade Liu, it's not bad." Everyone knows how to eat melons silently, and they all know the crowd of onlookers! Again, that's right, live to learn. Comrade Liu, come on, continue to work hard and roar~"

Isabella came to the living room with her stomach puffed up, and she accosted, "Our little princess just made a good-natured joke on Edson's homepage. No man with a belly should take a good-natured joke of a sixteen-year-old girl to heart. ”

Liu Yun replied: "It's not Anderson who takes this matter to heart, but the fans of Manchester City!" ”

Liu Xiaoyan sneakily walked behind Liu Yun and pinched her father's shoulder.

"Eh, I'm scared to death! What's wrong daughter, do you know it's wrong? Got so well-behaved? Liu Yun turned around and asked Liu Xiaoyan.

Liu Xiaoyan said with a smile on her face: "I'm already very well-behaved." That's it, Dad. You see you're busy training and competing all day long, and you don't care about me well. I'm sixteen years old and I'm getting my driver's license. Hey, hey, hey, it's such a trivial matter as taking a driver's license, how can it be so difficult to get me, a member of the All England Olympiad Mathematics Championship Team? ”

Liu Yun nodded: "And then?" ”

Liu Xiaoyan said: "Then." And of course I have a driver's license! What is the difference between having a driver's license and not having a car? I can't ask for much, dad, didn't you say yesterday that the derby goal prize was £200,000. No matter how many goals you score, the prize for winning this game will be given to me。。。。。 How about buying a car? ”

Liu Yun puffed and was amused by his daughter. It is said that it is the eighteen changes of the female university. MY DAUGHTER IS A SCHEMING GIRL NOW! I went to Edson's homepage to demonstrate, and I was fighting on Twitter, just to force myself to get a few more balls so I could buy her a car.

If more than a year ago, her daughter asked Liu Yun for a new banana mobile phone, Liu Yun would hesitate for a long time. Now it's different. It is said that wealth is rich and money is courageous. Money is sometimes so magical, with money, friends can be good friends, parents can be good parents, children can be good children.

Liu Yun thought about it quite openly. What is the purpose of making so much money? Isn't it just for my daughter? It's just a car, just buy it for her. Besides, the daughter is not like the rich second generation who are not doing their jobs as reported by the domestic media in China. She still works hard in her studies. Come on, promise her.

Liu Yun nodded: "For the sake of you, you've been quite obedient lately." I agreed. ”

Liu Xiaoyan raised her hands high: "Long live!" ”

Isabella suddenly interjected: "Little princess, if you like cars, you can drive that antique Ferrari in the garage!" ”

Liu Yun hurriedly shook his head: "Come on, the antique Ferrari in the garage is worth 3 million pounds." You let her ditch for you. I'm trying to get a few more goals in the derby and buy my baby bump a new sports car. ”