As soon as the three graceful beautiful girls entered the box, they immediately eclipsed the originally glamorous and beautiful Xuanyuan Sanmei. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

[Bing Miao: It's almost done...... How is it overshadowed! The male number one is amazing! 】

Li Wushuang: "The meal is quite hearty~"

Liu Xiaohui: "Brother Xiuce, I'm here to eat with you~"

Chu Sanfatg: "I came to see Xiaohui!" Don't think about it! ”

I'll it! What about this familiar sense of déjà vu? Let's recap an earlier conversation......

"Bingmiao said that she wanted to have dinner for dinner, which of you would come?" Xiuce opens an appointment directly on the current channel.

Xuanyuan Guanyin: "Me! ”

Xuanyuan Sword Ji: "Me! ”

Xuanyuan Bodhisattva: "I'll go and watch them!" ”

There's a feeling of familiarity! This combination of + cold tsundere is too bad, right......

[Author: This is all a deep-seated psychological portrayal of the characters after my foresight! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! 】

[Author: You laugh so cheaply, don't your family beat you? ] 】

[Yuwen Xiuze (suddenly burst into tears): 5555......]

Back to business...... Something much sadder is clearly yet to come......

As a result, the table, which was still slightly empty, suddenly became nervous. Eight people sit in two rows, quite like a row of sitting and eating fruits.

The three Xuanyuan sisters were also a little stunned for a while. Suddenly, a stranger broke in, and I wanted to scold, but it looked like I was familiar with Yuwen Xiuce, so I didn't speak, but I didn't expect the other three to sit down unceremoniously.

"Here, eat some staple food." Li Wushuang picked up a piece of purple potato cake and threw it at Yuwen Xiuce. Just a distance of one person, a small piece of cake actually made a sound of breaking the air......

Yuwen Xiuce didn't dare to slack off, and folded his hands. I took the hash browns and took a gentle bite.

"Eat some meat." Liu Xiaohui took out the largest piece of pork ribs from the basin and poked it into the bowl in front of someone's eyes, although her eyebrows were smiling, she did not hide the meaning of demonstrating to Wushuang at all.

"Humph!" Chu Nengneng dragged a bowl of seafood gnocchi soup in front of Xiu Ce, and turned his head high to the side. Deliberately not looking at each other.

I'll put up with the ribs, did I blow it to you on the spot when you dragged a bowl of soup? Do you hurt me or do you want to hurt me to death!

Bing Miao took three beauties to watch the play on the other side of the table, Yuwen Xiuce said that a beast like Bing Miao, who disregards brotherhood and affection, should drink the bowl of pimple soup for six people in front of him in one go!

I suddenly felt that my morning exercise, which I had been doing for more than ten years, was a complete joke. After training so many useful and useless skills, it is better to practice a giant stomach that works! Looking at the food that had been piled up like a mountain in front of him, Yuwen Xiuce suddenly had a hint of enlightenment - today, this book is estimated to be over!

Someone who knew that he would die today but still had to be a dying struggling suddenly shouted, "Where is the big house!" ”

Suddenly, three eyes shot directly at him, and the implication was self-evident. What are you calling me for?

originally wanted to shout where the big house was, and quickly came out to control the scene...... But after being glared at by these three sharp eyes, he immediately swallowed the second half of the sentence back into his stomach, so that things did not deteriorate further.

However, shouting at the big house, the three of them each responded, doesn't this mean that the big house can summon three?

According to the pyramid structure in biology, wouldn't there be at least six people in the second room with a lower food chain than the previous one? Twelve people in three rooms?! Four-bedroom ......

Immersed in beautiful conjectures and unable to extricate himself, his eyes are blurred and silvery. The corners of his mouth seem to be smiling, twitching and twitching. The corners of his mouth can faintly appear with crystal salivation, like an old man in a nursing home who can only be pushed around in a small car, and he doesn't even respond to his name.

Suddenly, a beautiful leg stood up high on the dinner table, and kicked someone who had stepped into the sunset red in advance under the table with an extremely sharp kick.

That is, Yuwen Xiuce has usually practiced, otherwise he would have been kicked like this in an unguarded situation. I guess I'll have to lie in bed for a few days.

After the first kick...... The second kick also looks so natural, without any abruptness......

If it weren't for being a little far away, Bing Miao would have wanted to step forward and kick her feet. It's just that Bai Huahua's big and small legs on the opposite side are flying up and down, and with Shangyu Wen Xiuce's silent wail under the table, it is still a little frightening. For a while, the beautiful and delicious scene didn't seem to be so glamorous.

"Guess who I am!" Bing Miao's eyes were suddenly covered tightly by a pair of carefully groomed small hands.

If you don't let you see it, you won't let you see it......

At this time, I suddenly played a game like guess who I am, and the intention was too obvious!

is so wrong, probably it should be Xuanyuan Bodhisattva's sister~

[Author: The use of game nicknames here is really to make everyone understand better, not to not think about what it is called! ] Please believe in the character of the author! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: How to believe in something that doesn't exist at all! ] 】

For a while, the frequency of flying leg kicks was faster......

And at this time, even if Bing Miao really knew who the other party was, she would not be stupid enough to make some unreasonable answers, so she had to obediently cooperate with Miss Bodhisattva to play the game of guessing who I am.

Bing Miao: "Little White Rabbit! ”

Xuanyuan Bodhisattva: "No~"

Bing Miao: "Little Flower Cat? ”

Xuanyuan Bodhisattva: "Hmm...... Almost! ”

[Yuwen Xiuce: Your sister is enough! Lao Tzu was kicked so much that he was about to soar in the daytime, and you are still here to play this kind of game that is not ashamed, has no intelligence, and only knows how to sell cute?! 】

[Bing Miao: That...... How am I staying? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Ahem, add me one! ] 】

Maybe it was really kicked under the table and was about to fly up in the day, Yuwen Xiuce didn't want the book to end so early, and suddenly there was a thunderous roar on the ground, and he suddenly roared violently, like ...... As...... It barks like a male dog and is accompanied by a sharp gasp of biting and scratching.

Almost instantly, Wushuang, Xiaohui and San Fat's faces were as red as if they had been brushed with ketchup. It's like a preheated iron plate, which looks like it can be cooked in seconds with a single egg......

[Yuwen Xiuce: You don't know how to use metaphors, don't use it blindly! ] What does it mean to brush ketchup, and what does it look like a preheated iron plate?! Don't you know how to use such an image of the monkey butt and the figurative material of the soil kang! 】

[Author: I have been taking Chinese classes for so many years. The Chinese teacher can still keep you alive, I have to sigh that the teachers you meet are all saints! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: ......]

Back to business...... (Is there really a true story?) ）

Just said that the three big houses were like little ladies in the sedan chair, their faces were red, and their eyes didn't know where to go, everyone turned their heads to find a direction, and silently saluted the wall and the air.

Yuwen Xiuce struggled to crawl out from under the table. Like a victorious beast, shaking its head, roaring, roaring! Especially with a pink sock in his mouth!

Pink socks ......

I just touched a particularly good ...... Legs (15,000 words omitted here, for details, see Na What Mei 53rd Meeting!) Judging from the feeling that the other party wants to refuse and welcome when he is touched, it is estimated that it is Xiaohui~

I also touched a ...... in stockings

How long is the tube of this stocking? Anyway, someone has already touched it very up, and he hasn't touched the pull mouth yet...... Judging by the kick technique and the strength of the kick that was kicked away. It must be Li Wushuang!

The owner of that pink sock......

Think about it, it can only be three fat!

I can't see it, Sanfat, you are so heroic on weekdays, but in fact, you still have a girl's heart inside! Pink socks~

So...... Isn't that also pink......

Someone entered deep meditation again, and suddenly returned from the beast to the state of Alzheimer's disease, but before he could stay long, he was woken up by a salted fish!

"Who ordered the salted fish!" Yuwen Xiuce had tears in the corners of his eyes, and cried: "What kind of murder weapon to order for a meal?" How can you bite so hard! ”

After a noisy meal just now, the atmosphere of the dinner was ambiguous and weird. What is ambiguous is the amazing behavior of someone under the table just now. Obviously, for teenagers, it is far beyond the scale of everyone's previous interactions. And the strange thing is that the girls sitting on both sides of the table happen to be three against three......

Yuwen Xiuce returned to his stupid eating state. It's just that there are three more people next to him who pretend to be flattering and compete for favor. In fact, when he bullied someone and kept picking vegetables in front of him, Bingmiao couldn't help but laugh.

When someone got the opportunity, he immediately got up angrily and scolded: "On such a solemn occasion, you have done such a shameful and humiliating thing!" What kind of face do you have to face the ancestors and ancestors who created a new era in China! What kind of face do you have to face your siblings who depend on each other in life and death! In order to carry out the true belief in love and justice, and to save your rotten soul who is about to fall into the abyss, I am in the name of the thirty-first grandson of the Yuwen clan. Ask you to dry this bowl of seafood gnocchi soup! With that, he pushed the huge soup bowl in front of Bingmiao without a trace.

Everyone at the table was laughing except for a certain Juggernaut who stood up to speak. There are those who laugh to keep their mouths covered to maintain their image, there are those who feel that they laugh beautifully while laughing and tuffing the ends of their hair, and there are those who completely ignore the image and hold their stomachs vigorously!

"Don't spray! You're a fountain! Yuwen Xiuce pointed to Bingmiao, who was cosplaying the fountain, and said angrily. Just say you, why are you still spraying! ”

Chu Nengneng secretly dragged the soup bowl back while laughing, deliberately turning his head away from looking at the depressed expression on someone's face. It's not that I can't bear it, but I'm really worried that laughing too hard will damage my image......

You beasts!

Yuwen Xiuce shouted loudly in his heart, but what he actually shouted out of his mouth was......

“freedom！”

With that, he drank the seafood gnocchi soup for six people in one go.

Everyone forgot to laugh in an instant, and looked blankly at Yuwen Xiuce, whose face suddenly became extremely painful, a little overwhelmed......

After a long time, Yuwen Xiuce spoke......

"There's a conch that hasn't been shelled!"

The crowd rejoiced again.

The time of happiness is always short-lived, and what is left is often emptiness and loneliness......

It's just that Yuwen Xiuce is not empty at all now, on the contrary, it is very full!

Feeling that his stomach was about to explode, he had no choice but to recite the Huang Ting Jing Method, and under the traction of the qi machine, the Tao gave birth to one, one life to two, two to three, and one to two and three to give birth to all things! In an instant, another stomach grew in the stomach, and immediately the whole person felt beautiful~

[Yuwen Xiuce: If you write a book like this again, I'll kick you! ] 】

[Author: How did I write a book...... 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Why did you write like this? Tao begets one, one begets two, two begets three, and one, two, three begets all things?! 】

[Author: Isn't it? A female Taoist priest gave birth to a child, and after the child grew up, the female Taoist priest gave birth to another child, and then randomly combined to regenerate three, and then shouted a preparation, one, two, three-, everyone can work together to give birth to all things! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Nima, this is too evil! ] Did you teach the Tao Te Ching by an anti-human biology teacher? Why do you study Lao Tzu's Tao Te Ching as a little yellow book, believe it or not, Lao Tzu let the green cow come and kill you! 】

[Author: I think that if you give birth to all things, three is too hard......]

[Yuwen Xiuce: That's not how it is explained at all! 】

[Author: Don't make trouble, I bought the pinyin annotated version of the Tao Te Ching, how could it be wrong! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Where is the publishing house?] 】

[Author: Let me take a look...... Well...... The publisher is - the date of production is detailed in the seal! Look at the name, it's familiar! This publishing house is common to me, old and domineering, spanning countless fields, and the supermarket is full of their products! How can a company of this size explain the mistake? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: I suddenly feel that it is actually quite interesting to let you live so funny without telling you the truth......]

[Author: What do you say? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: I said that the words of the Tao Te Ching will not be put aside for the first time, and we will not pursue it...... What the hell is it that suddenly a stomach grows after you finish reciting the Huang Ting Sutra? Is this a serious online game novel?! 】

[Author: Yes! It's because this is a serious online game novel, and you can only be non-serious when you don't play online games...... You can talk nonsense! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: I'll take it...... Such meticulous logic left me speechless......]

[Author: And this is also very reasonable! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Reciting a sutra will grow a stomach, reasonable? If this is the case, how much food the Taoist priests in the Taoist temple will have! 】

[Author: Otherwise, why do people call themselves poor...... It's not polite, it's really poor! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Who did you learn from this second-hand logic...... How can you find so many crooked theories......]

[Author: This is all great wisdom! Let you not read the traditional education masterpiece - "Pimple Head"! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Pimple head? 】

[Author: I don't understand! Learn a little from Lao Tzu, the crystallization of traditional Chinese wisdom! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: When you say that, I suddenly thought of "Caigen Tan"......]

[Author: Yes, yes, yes, the vegetable root is marinated in the jar, isn't it just pimple pickles! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: You really read the pinyin annotated version......]

[Author: I'll take it, you've found out, can you pinch it?! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: How can you pinch it and be a fart! ] It's Tan, not Tan...... It's not clear if you read the pinyin annotated version! 】

[Author: Oh, this Tan ah......]

[Yuwen Xiuce: You only knew! 】

[Author: This Tan's words should still refer to pimple pickles! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Why does Caigen Tan have pimple pickles? Just now you didn't know how to read, but now you can tell me about it! (To be continued.) )

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