Going to take a picture with my sister? I don't know why, but I instinctively repulsed it. The wedding dress looked beautiful, but it was limited to the way I fantasized about the girl I wanted to wear, and I didn't want to wear it at all.

I refused my sister's request without any psychological burden, and finally had a day off, and I hoped to stay at home and play some exciting games, and make a house of "cultivating immortals and asking".

For example, two days ago, I accidentally remembered the "Beach" and "Tail 3" that Lao Wang once mentioned, and since I downloaded it, I haven't been pampered. As for the wind. It's tiring and half-dead to take some Rausch wedding photos, and I don't want to get married.

It didn't sound like a necessarily, I was just trying to find an excuse to convince myself that I was fooling my sister by the way.

I hugged the big bag of snacks that Zhou Ya gave me, strode towards the unit building, and said righteously, "I'm not going, I'm going to stay at home and do my homework." I'm about to be in my third year of high school, so I have to work hard and maybe get into one. ”

My sister obviously choked up, "study hard and strive to get into a good university" is the first life goal she set for me, I guess she herself felt that it was not a good habit to change every day, so she compromised. I secretly breathed a sigh of relief and silently gave thirty-two likes to my wit.

And then I realized I was wrong, and I couldn't have been more wrong.

I didn't have much to say in the morning, because my sister was also at home reading, and Tian shamelessly asked me to write in the living room. Touched by my diligent and studious attitude, she also has to work hard today, and she asked me about the words she didn't know in the book......

I filled out a lot of papers without tears, wrote a study summary, explained to her the meaning of a few rare Chinese characters, and I felt that my sister looked at me with bright admiration.

The weather was hot and I almost collapsed in the living room when I was almost undressed. Ben's threat and pleading, my sister turned on the air conditioner. Looking at the 28-degree inscription on the remote control and the way my sister gritted her teeth, I felt that my IQ was deeply humiliated.

During lunch, my sister pulled out a bottle of cold beer from the fridge, and the turquoise glass bottle was wrapped in a drop of crystalline water, which looked delicious. Before I became a girl, I used to have a few drinks with my sister occasionally, but after I became a girl, I only drank a little bit of Jinyanli's low-alcohol wine, and this golden liquid with a "hissing" sound and bubbles when poured into the glass obviously tempted me.

My sister shook the wine bottle, a small piece of red palm was wet, rolled her eyes and said, "Do you want to drink?" Go get a cup yourself! ”

"Hey!"

I was so happy that I ran to the kitchen with my slippers and got a washed cup, and smiled silly as she poured me a glass. threw the remnants of my sister's "strict care" of me for half a day into the clouds.

Sometimes I feel that life is quite gentle, although my parents are unreliable, but I have one, two sisters who love me. I am a person who is easily satisfied, just as I am able to face every day in spite of my resentment towards my more and more magnificent breasts. The big deal is to change to a bigger cup and secretly drool in the mirror when you are alone.

The next thing is very simple, and it can be summed up in eight words: raise a glass, drink as much as possible, and pounce on Jiu'er.

I slept soundly and had a very ordinary dream, until my sister woke me up, and I realized that the temperature outside had dropped down, and my hara was also bleeding.

I lay on the bed on all fours and sighed, now I am not the same me, although from the inside to the outside is still the same pustule, but now I seem to be more suitable to be a salted fish who will only shout 666 on the side.

A salted fish protagonist who can only shout 666... I think the author of this little joke with color is really funny.

My sister took off the little pants I had put on my head at some point, patted my ignorant face, and said, "It's unrestrained enough. Interesting. Inside. Clothes are bought. ”

I was even more confused, and there was a scorn in my heart that was difficult to hide: My sister, a turtle, can be seen as love with big four-cornered pants. Interesting. Inside. clothes, this aesthetic concept is really no one.

"Wipe your face, it's a shame!"

I let out a foolish laugh and reached out to wipe the little pants that my sister threw at my face, and I was embarrassed when the tentacles felt the soft, smooth fabric the size of a palm.

It was Tina who gave it to me that day......

My long, unkempt hair covered my back like algae, and I expertly tied a double ponytail with a headband, sat cross-legged on the big bed, and said to my sister with my face up, "I dreamed of you." ”

My sister hugged her chest and sneered proudly.

I said, "I also dreamed of Liu Peipei and Ma Dan, and there is a man..."

My sister's brow furrowed.

I bent my legs and lifted up my little pants and pulled out my phone under the pillow to check the time.

My sister said, "Who is the man?" ”

I didn't look back, still bent on my phone, "Who pays attention to him!" Love whoever you want. ”

Then my sister laughed, took me by the arm and sat on the edge of the bed beside her, untied my headband, and tied me again, and I suddenly felt that all the discomfort that I had had been unspeakable was gone.

My sister raised her eyelids and said, "You're too loosely tied." ”

Looking at her meaningful eyes, I instantly understood that my sister really regarded me as her daughter, and never dreamed that my delicate little cabbage would be arched by a pig.

I didn't fall asleep this time, I understood the content, and even hummed a few words of the interlude. It seems that the argument of "if you don't sleep at noon, you will collapse in the afternoon" is still very realistic. The two big Chinese characters "Yue Chen" on the subtitles made me inexplicably think of the young man in the hospital who was wrapped like a mummy, and then Lin Miaowu who was holding a guzheng.

Three years ago, this wonderful talent who rose with the power of thunder, is it really Lin Miaowu? The screenwriter of this movie is actually him!

Let me think about it, Lin Miaowu three years ago... She was fourteen years old at the time, and we didn't know each other.

Life is really bloody as always.

My sister seemed a little silent, I don't know if she was touched by the love in the movie, but I don't understand. I just think that the male protagonist Ke Jingteng is very good, I wear my sister's women's clothes secretly, and people openly dare to play with airplanes in class, thinking about how inferior I am.

On Thursday, August 9, 2017, 13 days before the start of school, it was clear after heavy rain, but it was still difficult to see the stars at night in Yuzhou. The brilliant neon lights obscured most of humanity's vision, and also buried the mood that began to fall silent after countless restlessness.

I didn't have to go to work today, so my sister and I walked home side by side. When I passed by a cold drink shop, a beautiful girl in a short red and black striped skirt, white stockings, and ponytail came over and stuffed my sister with a colorful flyer.

"Our Isha has just opened, and all the ice cream will be discounted within two days with this flyer, so come in and have a look!"

She smiled so softly that my sister hesitated and walked me into the store. My sister asked for taro, I asked for cantaloupe, and finally I took out a ten-dollar bill from my purse and settled the bill.

On the street outside, Lori Eight held a few skewers of grilled squid in her hands and bit her face angrily, and Lori Seven followed her with her head down, pulling her skirt and biting her lip with teary eyes.

"Eighth sister, will you give me a string? Just a string. ”

"You've eaten five skewers, and then you're going to have a stomach!" Lori Hachi refused, for good reason.

Lori's tears fell down, "I was in too much of a hurry to eat, and I didn't taste it..."

Lorihachi rolled her eyes, "Then you can buy it yourself, I paid for your five strings." ”

"My... Mine bought a small card, Diao Chan, Jing Ke wasn't all taken away by you. "Lori Qi's momentum is very weak.

"Then you can wait for the second sister to share the pocket money tomorrow and buy it."

"Ahh Lori was furious, clenched her little fists and shouted, "Zheng Shaolin, don't think that you are great if you are rich!" I won't give it to you tomorrow. You give me back Diao Chan and Jing Ke! ”

Zheng Shaolin? Lori Eight, this bear child, originally had such a name that saw through the red dust... Could it be that when their parents named their sisters, they didn't bother to think about it in the end, and they were born there like Huang Hong, where they were called?

"I'm sorry, Seventh Sister. You can really do whatever you want with money..."

Lori glanced at me, who was a little stunned on the side of the road, with a small mouth, and a rich man's disdain in her big eyes. I guess she hasn't forgotten what happened to me in Jinyan that day. I can't help but be happy, no matter how rich I am, I'm a bear child.

Lori Qi also glanced at me, but her little eyes were quite pitiful, and I almost couldn't help but pass over the half-nibbled ice cream in my hand.

"What are you laughing at? Big breasts and no brains! ”

My face was probably a little twitching, and the target was so obvious that it was really flying. In broad daylight, the people are not allowed to laugh? I'm messing with someone!

Lori Qi's soft and glutinous response, "That's it, it's not a water bag stuffed like the third sister." ”

"Then we need a ton of water."

"Eighth sister is right, I see two tons, one ton on each side."

"Hey, here you go! Eat slowly, and when you're done, you'll be gone. ”

"Hehe, eighth sister, you're so good!"

I watched as the dogs watched as two tiny figures passed me and walked farther and farther away, regretting that I hadn't put half of the ice cream on their heads.

"Don't be depressed, you've done a good thing. You've managed to reconcile the two little sisters, and you're on the same page. ”

My sister's perspective on things......

"But is there really two tons of water?" My sister's eyes began to wander over my chest, "That's not good, it will affect your health." When I get home, I'll help you suck it out, so as to save it from accidentally flowing into your head. ”

There was no mirror, but I could feel that my face was dark.

I must have met a fake sister.