Chapter 178: Tianzi No. 7
Jiang Wei is not a history novice who doesn't know anything, he is too clear about entering the palace and acting in TV dramas.
In ancient times, except for ministers who could see the emperor during court meetings, ordinary scholars wanted to meet Tianyan face-to-face, they had to take the imperial examination, and they were admitted to the Jinshi and even the top three champions.
And those ordinary people who don't study, there is only one way to enter the palace, and that is to practice from the palace...... Oh no, it's a clean body.
To put it simply, it is to give the little brother in the pants a knife, as long as the hand is fast, swish.
Castrated, broken roots, and a few days of recuperation, the man will be able to go to the ground.
There is a way to be,
Cut off the root of troubles with a knife,
From then on, paper and money are saved.
Serving the emperor for more than ten years,
The family has a house and a field,
Life is boundlessββ
You must know that the eunuchs in the palace, as long as they are not too badly mixed, can earn pension money for a few acres of land, and if they mix well, they can even be powerful for a while and leave a name in history.
Seeing Jiang Wei stunned there, the blue-robed eunuch NPC covered his mouth lightly with his orchid fingers and smiled, that action was really charming, more delicate than a woman.
Hearing the laughter, Jiang Wei came back to his senses at this time, he glanced at the green-robed eunuch, and was very annoyed in his heart.
What are you kidding, asking your buddy to enter the palace as a eunuch, even if it's in the game, it's not okay, how can you say that your brother is also a man, how can he kill himself from his offspring?
If this is cut, how will I meet my girlfriend in the future...... Oh, by the way, I don't have a girlfriend.
That......
That's not good, how will I face my left and right hands in the future!
Jiang Wei thought to himself, "Do you want to teach this NPC a lesson?" β
Looking at the two people dressed as servants beside him, Jiang Wei still decided to postpone the lesson to the other party first.
"Little brother, don't be stunned." The green-robed eunuch nodded at Jiang Weixu with an orchid finger, "In the future, I will go to the palace with our family to serve the emperor, as long as you do things well and keep you eating and drinking spicy, this kind of good thing can't be asked for by others." β
After the blue-robed eunuch finished speaking, Jiang Wei saw that there were indeed a few civilian NPCs in the carriage with envy.
An NPC civilian said enviously: "Little brother, if you are developed in the future, don't forget our friendship with the same car." β
I stayed there for half a minute, what kind of friendship in the same car, I damn it! You are so envious, you go!
"This father-in-law, I'm still going to find a sister to marry and have a baby together, this kind of good thing, you better find someone else, I'...... I'm really not that material, you think this big brother is more suitable than me. β
The NPC pointed by Jiang Wei straightened his chest and seemed to say: Choose me, choose me......
The blue-robed eunuch waved his hand with his orchid finger, and said with a smile: "Little brother, our family says you can, you can." He can't do it, he has too little flesh on his body, and he can't do it. β
Can't get tired of work?
Jiang Wei said that he couldn't understand, wouldn't he just finish the work? What do you want to do so hard?
"You have a strong body, you know that you can work at a glance, and there is a shortage of talents like you in the palace." The green-robed eunuch said while still looking at Jiang Wei, which made Jiang Wei very uncomfortable.
In desperation, Jiang Wei could only pretend that he didn't hear the other party and didn't answer.
But if he doesn't speak, it doesn't mean that the green-robed eunuch won't speak.
The green-robed eunuch continued: "If it weren't for the lack of people in the palace this time, and I was in a hurry to expand the number of people, I would like you to enter the East Factory." β
Expansion?
Jiang Wei was dumbfounded, why did this cut bird into the palace, and there is such a thing as expanding enrollment, is there a quota limit?
How many people does this palace recruit a year, and how many books does it belong to?
Does it belong to one book, or does it belong to a key project?
If you go in, can you escort yourself to the ......
Phew...... Whoever wants to enter, I won't even get in!
Jiang Wei shook his head, wanting to shake off all these messy thoughts just now, so his big head immediately shook like something.
Seeing Jiang Wei shaking his head, the green-robed eunuch immediately raised his voice: "Oh, little brother, don't be in a hurry to shake your head." β
"Let me tell you, once you enter the palace, you will be the emperor's person, and no one will dare to bully you casually in the future. If your kid becomes a husband, it won't take a few years for him to return home. β
Jiang Wei scolded in his heart: "I'm bah! You guy, you just want to fool me into entering the palace, and then inherit my position as a bird man! β
Wait!
What did he just say?
Yijin returned to his hometown or something, not to mention it for the time being, what does it mean to be a husband?
Jiang Wei was very puzzled in his heart, could he still get married and start a family in the palace? And then be someone else's husband?
No, this bird is gone, how can you start a family, even if you marry the queen, you can only watch the candle night, because your function has been castrated!
"This ......" Jiang Wei's curiosity was aroused, and he asked, "This...... What do you mean to be a 'husband'? β
The green-robed eunuch glanced at Jiang Wei and put his orchid finger on his chin, "I know that I didn't see the wrong person, the little brother is an enterprising person, let's talk to you." β
"In fact, in the palace, not all of them are called eunuchs as the folk say, only those who are in power can be called eunuchs, and the people who have just entered the palace all start from the positions of ebony cards, hand towels, and small firefighters."
"Ebony card? Little Flamer? Jiang Wei said that he had not heard of it, so he asked curiously: "These are the names of the positions?" β
So the green-robed eunuch smiled and continued to explain: "It's pretty much the same, this little firefighter is generally responsible for cleaning, carrying and washing in the palace, while hand towels and ebony cards are generally errands and things, which is much easier. β
Jiang Wei understood when he heard this, and after saying so much, it was actually a position, so he thought in his heart: "Could it be that this 'husband' is also a position?" Isn't it...... You don't have to cut birds, when the emperor can't do it, a kind of position that goes directly to the top? β
So he sighed, and then asked, "Then this husband is also a kind of position, what does he do?" β
"Oh, this husband, it's the people's name for the eunuchs in the palace."
"Don't worry, our family will cultivate you, I will say hello to the people in the palace, at least let you start with the ebony card. As long as you, hehe......" After saying that, the green-robed eunuch also threw a wink at Jiang Wei.
Husband...... Only...... It's a eunuch!
Hiss β
Jiang Wei gasped and trembled.
I'm dripping, this is definitely not a car to Xi'an, stop now, I want to get off!
No matter how reluctant Jiang Wei was in his heart, the carriage of this system would not stop because of this, and the carriage ran all the way to Xi'anfu City.
This just got off the carriage from the post station, Jiang Wei ran away without even bringing his head back.
As soon as Jiang Wei ran out of the post station, the green-robed eunuch followed him out, and he shouted at Jiang Wei's back: "Hey, little brother, if you have figured it out recently, when do you want to enter the palace, remember to come to me, I am at the Rongjia Inn on Dongmen Street, remember, I am in room No. 7 of Tianziββ"
"Fuck your sister's Tianzi No. 7!" Jiang Wei cursed in his heart as he ran: "If it weren't for the two officials beside you, I would have knocked you down, pressed you to the ground, and beat you hard." β