Chapter 13: The Deadly Yakumo Disease (God's Special Extrapart Part 1)
He spread himself out of his chair and let out a long breath......
"Master Di, recently the spies have said that there is a fatal disease in the King Continent, which is extremely contagious, I heard that everyone has contracted that terrible disease, even Mr. Bian Que can't treat it, and I heard that Mr. Bian Que is also unfortunately infected in the process of treatment...... So...... Master Di, what kind of illness is so terrifying? ”
Looking at Li Yuanfang, who was sitting in a puddle because of fatigue in front of him, Di Renjie seemed to think of something, and chuckled out with a strange face.
"Speaking of this disease, we have to talk about Yakumo Mo's monster, do you know what the name of the disease in your mouth is? It's called Yakumo disease~"
"You have also seen it in Yakumo, he has one of the biggest hobbies in his life, which is to die, it can be said that he does not die for a day, and he is uncomfortable.
an entrenchment on a volcano, swim in magma, dance in the wind, and soar in thunder and lightning.
Yakumo's life can be summed up in one sentence, that is: rowing does not use oars, it all depends on the waves!
Although he would be beaten up every time he died, he just didn't change his habit of dying, which led to his style of dying gradually spread to Chang'an City, and finally to the entire King Continent......
Li Yuanfang: Didn't "......" say that he would not die again? Why do you feel that you can't suppress the impulse in your heart when you hear the word Yakumo?
"So, what you admire, Master Di, is Yakumo Mo's ability to die without dying?" Unconsciously, Li Yuanfang blurted out a sentence again, "Sure enough, people who love to die will cherish each other!" ”
As soon as the words came out, Li Yuanfang's face immediately changed.
Finished! It's really over!
This time, he's really pilling!
said that he would not die again, why did he blurt out this sentence?
Moreover, he now, it seems that his ability to do death is getting stronger and stronger.
In the past, he was still able to control it, and he still had the consciousness that he was dying, and he was just slandering it in his heart.
But what did he do just now?
He was so clear and clear, in front of Master Di, he said his evaluation of Master Di from the bottom of his heart.
This is no longer death, this is definitely looking for death!
At that moment, a roller-like barrage appeared in Li Yuanfang's heart:
Bonuses, pensions, insurance payments, salaries, house purchase subsidies, medical insurance, five insurances and one housing fund, year-end bonuses........
OH!!! NO!!!!!!
"No...... Don't, don't do this! Shouting from the bottom of his heart, Li Yuanfang wanted to get rid of the control of death in his heart again and again.
It's just that there seems to be an invisible force influencing him, making him always die unconsciously.
"Will those who love to die cherish each other? Very good! When Li Yuanfang's heart was full of resistance, Di Renjie was not angry because of his words, but ...... After seeing him die again, a satisfied smile appeared on his face.
Di ...... Master Di......! Looking at the "pure and friendly" smile on Di Renjie's face, Li Yuanfang always felt a little hairy in his heart.
"Well, don't be afraid, it's not time to pay your salary at the end of the month!" A gentle smile like a devil appeared in front of Li Yuanfang's eyes, and Di Renjie said a sentence that made Li Yuanfang's heart even more desperate.
"Master Di, please don't laugh like that........ I...... Afraid! ”
"No, you don't have to be afraid, what you want to do is to die invisibly, how can you stagnate because of fear!" Di Renjie stared at Li Yuanfang, like a cat looking at a mouse, and showed an interested smile, as if the fatigue accumulated from official duties disappeared in an instant.
"Master Di, Yuan Fang has sworn that he will never die again!" Gritting his teeth, Li Yuanfang said the determination in his heart.
"No...... You're going to die! Di Renjie shook his head and denied, "The so-called nature of the country is easy to change, and it is difficult to change, and if you die, it is like a dog that loves to eat..... Well, it is a kind of instinct of the body to love to eat bones! ”
It's not instinct!
Li Yuanfang rationally vetoed this summary in his heart.
"Master Di, Yuan Fang has been dying before, it must be because he just finished dealing with Yayun Mo!
However, now, Yuan Fang has taken a bath and completely got rid of the infection of the Yakumo germ, how can he still die! ”
Certain...... Certain...... You must not die again!
Yakumo has the ability to die without dying, why should I, Yakumo Fang, have to carry the black cauldron when I die?
Hey? Wait...... Wait a minute
What the hell is Yakumo Fang? Has he unconsciously accepted the same type of character as that brain-dead monster?
Don't!
Don't be Yakumo Fangli, he wants to be a quiet beautiful man, a beautiful man who combines wisdom, ability and the virtue of not dying!
After Li Yuanfang found out that he was also suffering from serious Yakumo disease, he was crazy about poisoning himself and desperately set up a flag.
As if seeing something, Di Renjie said quietly:
"Stupid Yuan Fang, standing f1ag is useless, because, to die, it is also the instinct of your body!"
For some reason, when he said this, Di Renjie felt that he must have a hateful villain face at that time.
"Huh?" Li Yuanfang, who was secretly cheering himself up in his heart and determined not to die again in the future, cooperated with a cute expression when he heard Di Renjie's words.
"Strange? After Mr. Bian Que's research, Mr. found that in Yakumo's body, there is really a special gene that can control him to die invisibly, that is to say, the so-called Yakumo disease is caused by this gene! ”
With a gentle smile on his face, Di Renjie said words that made Li Yuanfang shudder.
"But...... However, since I haven't been in contact with that dark monster since I took a bath, I won't be infected with Yakumo disease, so I'm sure I'll be able to get rid of my bad habit of dying! ”
Li Yuanfang set up F1AG again.
"So...... Stupid Yunfang! You didn't touch it, but Bian Que ...... I've come into contact with it! ”
"What...... What do you mean? Li Yuanfang's face was a little dull.
"It means that because of the two hours when you were lazy and napping just now, Mr. Bian Que has been studying the structure of Yakumo's gene, so when you were lazy and resting later, Mr. Bian Que ...... Instinctively, in your body, add this kind of ...... that Mr. Bian Que has just researched Yakumo Gene Mile! I won't say that I gave you to Mr. Bian Que~"
In the blink of an eye, Di Renjie's face was innocent, as if all the sins had nothing to do with him.
Li Yuanfang: "......" So, Ya Yunfang, is it really a character set from the beginning?
Really...... Don't you have any hope of being rescued?
At the moment when Di Renjie revealed the truth, the death in Li Yuanfang's heart could no longer be suppressed, like a beast breaking through the cage, destroying his reason.
"Master Di, Yuanfang, I have a sentence of MMP, I don't know whether to say it or not!" Complying with the instinct in his heart, Li Yuanfang's words blurted out naturally.
Cheng Yanjin, who was watching: "......" is really ...... Yakumo Gene? “
Li Bai: "......" Yuanfang, sure enough...... Even more capable of death!
The Tang Dynasty agents who eat melons: "......" Yakumo seniors, what kind of magical existence is it?
Di Renjie: "......"
“mmp...... Right? ”
Syllable!
Li Yuanfang instantly turned into a flying god mouse.
"It's not right to talk about it, right?"
Touch!
Li Yuanfang, who was covered with a bear face by the token, fell heavily to the ground.
Li Yuanfang...... Soldier......
Well, Yakumo is really a bad habit......
Walking to the unconscious Li Yuanfang, holding his chin and looking at Li Yuanfang, whose whole body was shrouded in a kind of death instinct, Di Renjie's eyes showed a burst of thought.
"So, sure enough...... Don't you have any Yakumo genes at all? ”
"The so-called Yakumo disease is nothing more than a death instinct formed under the influence of a spirit!"
After all, the youkai who are locked up in this cage-like world and can't get out, where is there any weird Yakumo gene that can be obtained and analyzed? Besides, no matter how powerful Bian Que's medical skills are, Chinese medicine and Western medicine are different, and naturally there is no so-called Yakumo gene.
All of this is just a ...... infected by Yakumo's disease Surprise!
So...... Stupid Yuan Fang!
No zuo no die!