Chapter 547: Come and Eat Bananas

Atalanta played very tenaciously in Meazza and even when Vardy came on, they didn't throw in the towel.

Inter Milan were on the offensive and launched wave after wave of the most ferocious attacks against Atalanta's defence, but it still felt a little short of a goal.

Jamie Vardy felt he was cursed again today, and shortly after the start of the second half, his brilliant in-cut shot was blocked by the post and missed the goal.

But what was even more speechless was that just two minutes later, Vardy's heavy shot from outside the box hit the post again and missed the goal again.

He just wanted to ask, is there a list of special statistics for goalposts, and he can't guarantee anything else, on this list, he will be far ahead.

Bad luck, Vardy gave up on trying and started to move a little further away from goal, dropping back more to catch the ball and opening up his team-mates by breaking through to attract the defence.

Running so tired, Vardy felt like he hadn't sprinted up and down like this for a long time, even against Juventus, he had never been so tired.

The physical exertion of the previous intensive games, coupled with the intensity of the game in front of him, not to mention Vardy, even the other main players of Inter Milan on the field, felt that they had more than enough energy but not enough strength.

Do you want to take a bottle of physical energy potion, although there is not much stock, it needs to be used on the blade, but now it is on the blade!

Just as Vardy was about to put his mind into the system, there were sudden shouts from Mancini and the assistant coach from the sidelines.

Vardy didn't know why, but turned his head and found that the assistant coach was holding a bunch of bananas in his hand.

I instantly understood what it meant, it turned out that I wanted the players to eat bananas to replenish their physical fitness!

In the world of sports, bananas are a very popular food for physical fitness, and many athletes will eat bananas to replenish their physical fitness before or during competitions.

And for good reason, bananas are easy to digest, fast to energy, nutritious, and most importantly, easy to carry.

No need to clean, no additional packaging, you can eat it when you break it, and your physical fitness will rise after eating.

Why are the monkeys always so energetic!

Just because I ate too many bananas!

Bananas are also natural fruits, there are no side effects, and there is no need to worry about failing the urine test.

Of course, Vardy is skeptical about recovering his fitness by eating a banana, he is half tired and half dead, and eating a banana can be alive in no time?

Great. Brother doesn't have such a strong effect, right?

Of course, talking is better than nothing, anyway, he thinks that it may have a greater psychological effect.

The assistant coach and several substitutes have begun to peel bananas and hand them to the sidelines to the players.

The players on the field of Inter Milan took turns to eat bananas on the sidelines, and this scene was really joyful.

This is usually the case with monkeys in zoos.

Vardy would love to ask a few of the people who picked up bananas, did you do boring picking at your feet on the bench before?

Have you washed your hands?

It's not a cleanliness fetish, but Vardy still doesn't want to try, so he has the heart to refuse.

I thought I could get through the trick and then go to top a bottle of physical potion by myself, but I never expected that Balotelli would actually take a banana and send it to Vardy.

While swallowing his banana, Balotelli ran towards Vardy, who was still very conscious of being a little brother.

But don't forget, the little brother who doesn't want to be the big brother is not a good little brother, and the tease that doesn't want to trick the big brother is not called teasing.

Seeing that Vardy was not paying attention, Balotelli smirked and put the banana he was about to give to Vardy into his mouth.

The fans in front of the TV didn't know that the banana was for Vardy and didn't care.

But what he didn't expect was that Balotelli didn't bite at all, let alone swallow, and after the banana was put in his mouth, he rolled it around with his tongue, and then spit it out again with silky saliva.

Then, as he did, Balotelli put the other end of the banana in his mouth and wrapped it in a circle, except that the middle part was not contaminated.

The fans in front of the TV were disgusted enough by him, and while looking for water to drink and suppress the shock, they complained about how old they were, and they were still eating and playing at the same time, and they just wanted to vomit.

But what happened next was even more terrifying, Balotelli actually handed the banana that had slipped several times in his mouth and had saliva on it in front of Vardy.

That respectful look is like a waiter in a bar, more like an ancient maid, eagerly delivering food to the host.

The attitude is commendable.

But the problem is, you're disgusting, and you obviously want to kill Vardy!

Balotelli has a motive for committing the crime, Vardy is recognized as the number one tease in world football, and even the first tease in the whole industry, as long as Vardy is killed, Balotelli, a rising star, can take the position!

Well, he does have the potential to be disgusted to death by Vardy!

Vardy didn't see Balotelli in action, and he was staring at the banana that Balotelli had brought to him.

He has to accept the younger brother's wishes, but the question is, why does this banana seem so disobedient?

The fans in the stands were already booing and laughing irrepressibly, but they could clearly see that this banana still had a virus on it!

Most of the fans shouted for Vardy not to eat it, but some of the naughty fans endured the nausea and told Vardy to eat it, not to live up to Balotelli's kindness.

Vardy doesn't understand, it's just a banana, why do fans react so much?

You all want to eat?

Otherwise, when the next home game is played, you will give each fan in the stands a banana, and it will be tens of thousands of euros anyway.

It's a little weird to think about the picture of all the fans in the stands picking up bananas and eating bananas together.

And it is estimated that the away team players are so worried, if they cause public outrage because of something, tens of thousands of banana peels fall from the sky and fall together, it will really explode!

But just as he was thinking about it, Vardy realized something was wrong.

Why did the banana that Balotelli handed over feel so moist and even crystalline, is this banana a work of art?

Looking up at Balotelli suspiciously, Vardy was a little puzzled.

At this time, perhaps because of disgust, or because he simply couldn't stand it anymore, Cambiaso walked over and leaned into Vardy's ear to give Vardy an answer.

"The banana was licked by Mario!"

With that, Cambiaso is gone!

Then, Vardy's gaze at Balotelli was already full of malice.

He really didn't expect that Balotelli would dare to trick himself, have you forgotten the taste of snake grass water?

Or is my fist not hard enough that you want to try again?

When Balotelli saw Vardy's unkind gaze, he knew that something bad was wrong, and hurriedly laughed with him, it didn't matter if he was embarrassed, he had to fool this matter away.

However, Vardy didn't give him a chance to beg for mercy, snatched the banana from Balotelli's hand, and then slammed it into Balotelli's mouth, and slammed it in.

A banana is very large, Rao is Balotelli's mouth is not small, and it can't fit it, it is stuck near his throat and eyes, up and down, and it is uncomfortable.

"I'll buy a cart of bananas when I go back, so you can eat enough!" Vardy dropped a sentence before turning and leaving, after all, it was in the game, and Vardy couldn't be too direct.

After swallowing the banana with great difficulty, Balotelli's entire face had turned bitter melon color.

A cart of bananas, according to Vardy's terrible, if he didn't finish this cart of bananas, Vardy would not have let him go.

Oh my God, what did you do?

Why did you suddenly have a convulsion in your head and want to trick Vardy?

What is the difference between this and suicide?

The fans in front of the TV were out of love, teasing Balotelli and teasing Vardy to start doing things again on the field, what a joyful daily life!

"With Vardy's urine, it is estimated that Balotelli will not live for a few days!"

"I'd really like to see what Vardy would be like if he ate that banana."

"I guess I'm going to be poisoned!"

"Sit back and see how Vardy cleans up Balotelli in the back, this is a direct duel between the two teases!"

"Vardy actually stuffed a banana into Balotelli's mouth? If he's not happy, can he change the hole plug? ”

......

After a fuss, the Inter players also replenished their fitness and continued to start attacking Atalanta.

Vardy didn't eat the banana, but secretly topped up a bottle of stamina potion, and he must not hesitate at the critical moment.

Atalanta are still defending and are getting closer to full-time as the clock ticks by.

Inter's style of play began to become more and more simple and rough, and even Vardy was inevitably impatient, and the pace was so fast that people did not dare to go to the toilet, for fear of missing any wonderful pictures.

In the end, Inter simply offered high-altitude bombing, and Materazzi was at the front and became a central striker.

If it is replaced by the final general attack of other teams, then the high-altitude bombing is just a stroke of luck, and it is difficult to say that it will have a direct effect.

But with Jamie Vardy, everything will be different.

Vardy seems to have been built for bombing tactics.

Of course, it's not about letting Vardy charge into close combat, which is not his forte.

Whether it's a lethal corner or a grenade throw, Vardy was able to turn what wasn't a chance into a deadly threat.

In the 82nd minute of the scene, Vardy took a corner kick, and Materazzi grabbed the first point, but it was too straight and was lifted off the crossbar by the Atalanta goalkeeper;

Inter continued to take corners, and this time Vardy found Balotelli in ambush at the back post, and then, Bason once again proved that he was world-class from the neck down, and that his head was not normal inside or outside, and his header almost hit the corner flag area......

Well, with such a header ability, no matter how skilled Vardy's corner kick is, it can't save him.

It doesn't matter if the corner doesn't work, Vardy still has a throw-in that can be used as a corner, and the cannonball is thrown into the Atalanta penalty area like no money.

Materazzi was in pain and happy.

Happy because he scored and helped the team equalize;

The pain is because the header is smashed too much, and the headache is ......