Chapter 152: Give Me Butter Hands? (Ask for the first order)
"Let me do it!" Vardy's resolute voice rang out. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Moyes looked behind him, and the people around him also turned to look at the person who spoke.
This man is none other than Vardy!
Vardy never imagined that Everton would suffer a tragedy today.
In the previous life, Chelsea had been tragically destroyed, and in the game against the mob Reading, two goalkeepers died heroically, and finally had to be made a cameo appearance as goalkeeper by John Terry!
Everton also lost the goal today, although it is not as tragic as Chelsea, but the fact in front of us is the same, that is, no one can keep the goal!
Ferguson is a tall man who is suitable for a cameo goalkeeper, which is why David Moyes wants to bring him on.
But no one expected Vardy to stand up at this time.
Moyes looked at Vardy from top to bottom and pouted.
"Don't make a fuss, okay, with your height, you're going to be funny?" Moyes thinks Vardy is here to cause trouble.
Vardy's face is full of black lines, can you not always joke about my height!
Is it necessary to be discriminated against for a short body?
"Boss, I'm a strong goalkeeper, it turns out that when I was in the academy, I was the goalkeeper!"
Vardy began to fool around in order to make a temporary cameo as goalkeeper!
"Then your academy coach really should be fired!" Moyes was still somewhat dismissive.
Vardy was really anxious, and grabbed Moyes, "Boss, it's all a gamble anyway, and Ferguson hasn't guarded the door, why can't you let me try, even if it's more than ten centimeters shorter, it won't have much impact!" ”
Moyes saw the determination in Vardy's eyes, and suddenly didn't come to believe that Vardy would succeed, so his expression softened.
"Okay, then you can go, but you must bring me the victory back!" After a moment's hesitation, Moyes spoke.
Jamie Vardy nodded and returned to the pitch to start wearing the goalkeeper gear.
Wright cried and helped get dressed, while mentioning in Vardy's ear, although Wright did not play well on the spot, he still has the strength.
However, Vardy's attention was not on him, and by this time, his consciousness had already entered the system.
Why did Jamie Vardy propose himself as a temporary guest goalkeeper?
The answer is simple.
Star Possession Card (Barthez)
That's where Vardy's confidence lies.
Before the virus in the system, the star possession card opened in the compensation package.
Vardy originally thought that this thing was a waste at all, and he would not be able to use it for the rest of his life, so he could only lie quietly in the corner and hang cobwebs with mold.
Unexpectedly, after only a few days of hard work, there was already a place for use.
It's really a trick!
Without hesitation, after eating the star possession card, Vardy became the embodiment of French international Barthez and gained some of his abilities.
It was only when the brilliance faded that Vardy checked the abilities he had gained.
The Star Possession Card is not unlimited, and after use, the star's three special abilities will be randomly drawn, and the others will not be inherited.
It didn't matter, Vardy almost lost his breath in one go.
Nima!
Don't be so cheating!
Vardy really felt the system's deep malice towards him!
The first two special abilities are good, namely goal-line saving skills and penalty saving skills, which is a must-have ability for a good goalkeeper.
But what's the deal with the last "butter hand"?
No wonder this bald guy is always called a butter hand, this is a special ability, it's not a butter hand!
The system is too cheating, where is this random selection, it is clearly the overlord who is hard to bow!
At this moment, Vardy's confidence vanished.
To what extent Barthez is buttery, he knows very well that this thing is a disaster in the club, except that it is a god in the national team!
Everyone, get ready for popcorn and Coke, and then enjoy the Hollywood disaster blockbuster starring Vardy, another real disaster film produced by Combi Film and Television Group after "Titanic" and "2012".
Vardy really wanted to cry without tears.
However, his first task as goalkeeper was to face Chelsea's penalty.
Seeing Frank Lampard putting the ball on the spot, Vardy felt the urge to run away.
It seems to be a penalty sav, do you need to worry so much?
Vardy struggled to calm himself down.
Suddenly remembering when he played in the league against Chelsea, Frank Lampard's grandson seemed to tear his pants......
It was too chaotic at the time, and I didn't have time to reason with him at all, so long time has passed, does it seem that I am very faceless?
Vardy suddenly smiled at Lampard.
"I'll rip off your pants in a moment!"
Vardy lip-synched the phrase to Lampard.
After receiving the information, the magic lamp instantly felt the chrysanthemum tighten, and his hands unconsciously protected his pants.
However, Vardy's comics weren't over yet.
In my previous life, I had seen many goalkeepers make all kinds of interference actions to the penalty taker when saving a penalty, and now he wants to try it too!
"Now let's do the eighth set of radio gymnastics - the vitality of youth!"
"Walk where you are!"
"One"
"Two"
"Three"
......
With everyone's eyes in horror and inexplicability, Vardy began his broadcast gymnastics performance.
Well, the district education committee is going to check, I have to practice well!
Lampard's expression is called a wonderful, as a professional player for so many years, although he has not had much experience in penalty kicks, he has also seen a lot of goalkeepers' methods and tricks, but like Vardy, he is really the first time to see it!
The Everton fans in the stands were cramping with joy and despite the dire situation facing the team, they were still amused by Jamie Vardy.
Moyes feels he may have made another fatal mistake – he shouldn't have trusted Vardy.
This is the kind of second goods that seize all the time to tease, how can it be serious to guard the door, no, it's starting to tease again!
Frank Lampard was a little cautious, and although he didn't think the tease in front of him was too threatening, he still had to be serious, so his eyes sharpened.
Jamie Vardy found that his broadcast gymnastics didn't seem to have the desired effect, and Frank Lampard didn't even react!
This product must be lacking in childhood, or else I will give him a set of eye exercises?
Just as Vardy hesitated, the referee's whistle blew.
Frank Lampard fired a run and the ball flew towards the bottom left corner of the net.
Vardy stared intently at Frank Lampard, ready to go when he first started.
In which direction is this cargo going to kick?
Left or right?
Do you want to judge the direction in advance and pounce out?
Forget it, I'm still honestly waiting in the middle to pounce.
Seeing the direction of the ball's flight, Vardy instantly leaped into the air, stretching his body, and the standard saving action was displayed in front of everyone's eyes.
It's enough! It's enough!
It's almost there!
Get me out!
Vardy shouted in his heart, using all his strength!