Chapter 295: If you want to practice divine skills, swing your sword from the palace! (4th Update)
"My name is Li Yang! Mu Zi Li, the sun in the sky! β
Li Yang pointed to the sky as he spoke. Vertices are updated the fastest
He seems to have forgotten something, though
"Hum Hum"
Mo Shang Rika covered her mouth and laughed.
Li Yang raised his head suspiciously, Nima
Blue sky, white clouds......
There is just no sun!
This is the world of the game, and the way of light energy is different from reality, and in the world where the gods are, there is no such thing as the sun.
"Immortal Planka"
Li Yang muttered in a low voice.
"Li Yang, what's wrong with you?" Chen Yuxin looked at it suspiciously.
"I didn't ...... Nothing ......."
Hurriedly waved her hand, in front of the beauty, saying this kind of dirty words, it was really too beautiful, but fortunately she didn't hear clearly!
Exhaled, Li Yang patted his chest.
"Li Yang, you say, are we dating like this?" Chen Yuxin blinked.
"About ...... Dating ......"
Li Yang stammered instantly, and his whole person felt floating.
Before, a few people coaxed the fresh lotus, but he didn't feel anything, and now he is alone with Chen Yuxin, and it seems that he ......
There is such a suspicion!
Looking at Li Yang's restrained appearance, Chen Yuxin blushed and said, "I chose you, don't think that you gave me a chance!"
"Wait"
Li Yang hurriedly raised his hand and said in a low voice: "That, Chen Yuxin......"
"You can call me Yuxin!"
Mo Shang Lihua reminded in a whisper.
"Eh, Yuxin, we're like this, won't it be too fast? I...... I'm not mentally prepared for ......"
Li Yang clasped his hands behind his back, and he had already clasped them together, and at this moment, he felt even more nervous than a single-handedly dragon man!
"You idiot! Everyone is already ......."
Mo Shang Lihua blushed and kicked Li Yang angrily.
Li Yang was not surprised to pounce on the.
What kind of evil has this TM created, why can Mo Shang Lihua kick him down every time, and it has no effect on others, is it the destined nemesis, sent by God to rectify him......
"You wooden man!"
Rika Moshang turned around and ran to the teleporter, leaving Storm City.
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Li Yang got up from the ground and rubbed his buttocks, which seemed to hurt a little
Maybe it's just a delusion!
"Tsk, this kind of plot that only exists in comics and Korean dramas actually happened in front of me"
"Brother, did you quarrel with your daughter-in-law?"
"Sympathize with you for 3 seconds, don't hurry up and chase it!"
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Looking helplessly at the guys who were coaxing next to him, Li Yang sighed.
Catch up
And then confess?
Do you have the qualifications?
"No, you can't give up hope!"
As if remembering that look of fear, Li Yang clenched his fists.
"If I can survive......"
If you survive, you are qualified to confess.
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Dark City, at the Swordsman Statue.
γLink to bullfighting platformγ
[Start the live broadcast!] γ
With the continuous issuance of two instructions, the live broadcast room of the old knife has appeared on the homepage of the bullfighting platform.
[Old knife, finally willing to go online? ] Said okay afternoon live broadcast, this TM is all night, okay? γ
[It's too much, release the pigeons again, hurry up and castrate the old knife! ] γ
[Report sir, it has been successfully cut]
[Nima, Lao Tzu's crotch is tight, and I'm almost scared to pee! ] γ
[Upstairs, is it the dragon prince who is known as the deputy head of Ouchi? ] γ
[Of course it's Duke Long, why don't you accept the little eunuch? ] γ
[The Beacon Manager said that there was a shortage of attendants around the emperor, so hurry up and let Lao Dao sign up]
I rewarded a piece of beef
The glory of the king rewarded a horn
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Li Yang watched speechlessly as Duan Zishou sent him into the palace in minutes, and wiped Leng Hang on his forehead.
Sure enough, the water friend is the most powerful boss!
"Good evening, brothers, I'm a dead old knife! Take you to pretend to fly, take you to rush into the garbage heap! Listen to the most hilarious songs, the wildest dogs of the day, drive the fastest cars, live in the best hospitals, put the most expensive plasters, play the most dazzling wheelchairs, sleep in the best coffins, dig the deepest pits, bury the best soil, burn the thickest paper, grow the tallest grave grass......"
"For a better tomorrow!"
In the end, Li Yang laughed and yelled.
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In the dark city, Mo Shang Lihua looked at Li Yang in the live broadcast room, and finally laughed: "Li Yang, you are finally back!" β
[Old knife, what are you going to do live next? ] Heaven and earth or the universe? γ
[My old knife is already hungry and thirsty! γ
[Is your glory moment CG?] My moment of glory is when I open my ultimate]
[5 seconds real man has been launched]
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Nima, can you give me a chance to pretend to die?
"Brothers, the old knife has just practiced the legendary peerless martial arts, the swordsmanship of warding off evil spirits! How about taking you to PKC Crazy Flat Kids? β
Li Yang was so excited that he shouted this slogan.
The barrage in the live broadcast room actually stopped in an instant.
Followed by
[If you want to practice divine skills, swing a knife from the palace]
[If you want to practice divine skills, swing a knife from the palace]
[If you want to practice divine skills, swing a knife from the palace]
The neat barrage filled the screen in an instant.
Under the mask, Li Yang's face was black, Nima, Lao Tzu's broken mouth!
The name of a lifetime has been ruined......
No, you have to find a guy to vent your anger!
Ignoring the sailors in the live broadcast room, and automatically filtering out the barrage of egg pain, Li Yang has already chosen to enter the PKC's fighting competition interface.
Today's 20 auditions are time to begin!
The wait, and it didn't last long
[System Prompt: An enemy has been matched.]
Current scene: The Land of Cherry Blossoms
Win Condition: Defeat the enemy! γ
[Can you stop bullying me: Wind Swordsman (Lv25)]
Li Yang looked at the nervous little boy in front of him, pouted and said, "Brother, before you go out today, did you go to the incense to worship the Buddha?" β
"No, what's wrong?"
The little boy asked suspiciously, this question seems to have nothing to do with the competition.
"No wonder!"
Li Yang scratched his ears and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, it's your biggest misfortune to meet me!" Because, I'm in a very bad mood right now......"
When the words fell, Li Yang's figure had already moved.
A silver light shone up, and immediately after, his body appeared around the little boy.
The Shining Phantom Moon Slash didn't hit the opponent.
It doesn't matter, though
The left hand holds the sword blade weakly, and the right hand holds the hilt tightly, accumulating strength!
Draw the knife
Immediately afterwards, a slash that broke the balance of space had already landed on the little boy's "Can you stop bullying me".
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The little boy Wind Swordsman was dark in front of him, and he was already lying on the ground.
"Bastard, you sneak up on me!"
Li Yang looked at the little boy with a smile and said, "How can this be considered a sneak attack?" I'm an open-minded attacker! β
"You ......"
Obviously he wasn't ready, and this guy made a sudden face.
"Boy, before the next match, it's best to go to the pillar incense first, and pray that you don't meet me!"
The spring breeze was proud, and Li Yang quickly clicked to leave the scene after pretending to be forced.
Match again!