Chapter 5 The Matter of Single Dogs, Yes Yes or No!
A great foreign philosopher who doesn't know what his name once said: "People always live in passivity and bearing, passively accepting the arrangements of various fates and being powerless to resist, and even gradually adapt to such a life." ”
And for this remark, Wen Zhong thought so!
Admittedly, when he found out that his tenant looked like a monster, the first emotion that flashed to him was, of course, fear - this is the first reaction of people to the unknown!
This fear lasted for about three minutes, and then it disappeared in Bai Yiyi's pitiful "Landlord, I'm hungry".
After making sure that the other party's 'I'm hungry' didn't mean to eat himself, Wen Zhong ran to the second floor to cook.
In fact, it's also said - if the other party wants to eat himself in three days, I'm afraid Wen Zhong has already turned into excrement, not to mention...
"Even if it's a youkai, it's a beautiful youkai, and ordinary people can't see it! ’
This kind of self-consolation, which is quite Ah Q's spirit, made Wen Zhong quickly adapt and accept the fact that an ancient youkai who has appeared in various myths and stories lives in his own home!
Of course, in fact, even if he wants to not accept it, there is no way - because according to Bai Yiyi, he has already signed a contract with her, so he must not change it, otherwise he will suffer a catastrophe on the spot and explode instantly!
Of course, Wen Zhong didn't want to explode in an instant, so he could only accept it.
What's more, the signing of this contract is not only harmful!
"This is a contract between the two parties not to hurt each other, and the landlord, your current body is just an ordinary mortal body, and you can change your physique after signing a contract with me!" ’
The big monster Bai Ze raised his fingers, and a rare time to beg for mercy made Wen Zhong very useful, especially after discovering that his body had indeed changed as the other party said, he felt even more that it was not a bad thing for him to live in such a monster at home - as long as the other party didn't plan to eat him.
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"I'll wipe Brother Zhong! What's wrong with you lately? What is it that you eat so bravely? ”
Looking at Wen Zhong, who jumped up and handsomely dunked the ball into the basket, Yang You said that he was very surprised!
He also saw the recent changes in Wen Zhong - even if his spirit and spirit have obviously improved, the key is that even his physical strength and muscles on his body have changed significantly, as if he has changed as a person.
"Yuko, do you know what enlightenment is?"
Wen Zhong looked at his nose and nose and made a tall human shape: "Basketball is integrated with me, I am both a ball and a ball!" ”
"You can get out of the ball!"
Yang You disdainfully interrupted Wen Zhong's plan to pretend to be forced - if Wudao can make his height 2 cm taller out of thin air, I am afraid that all the short-bodied people in this world will go to the temple to eat fast!
"Then you can't believe me."
And Wen Zhong just laughed - of course he couldn't tell the story about a monster living in his house!
"You tell me honestly! Have you been in love lately? ”
“... Why? ”
"Isn't there such a saying - the only possibility that can make a man go from scum to human is that he has a woman."
"You mean I'm scum?"
"That can't be, most of the scum are quite rich."
"Hey... Speaking of which, you may not believe it, Uncle Ben has been really rich recently. ”
"I don't know where you got your confidence, but it means you admit that you're a scumbag?"
"You..."
After some words, Wen Zhong, who failed to fight, was so angry that the three corpse gods jumped violently, and he was about to dance the Shaolin rule boxing he practiced in elementary school on the spot, so that this guy could taste the depth of the Buddhist culture of the Celestial Empire.
But unexpectedly, before the starting gesture was finished, he was directly stopped!
"Wen Zhong!"
Seriously, this sound is like a kite crying and a phoenix chirping, crisp and pleasant, and like a small river flowing fresh and natural, it can really be said to be a very nice female voice!
But Wen Zhong felt a chill in his heart after hearing this voice, and after seeing the tall and beautiful figure behind him, he also felt that the whole person was dark!
How did she get here?
"it!"
And Yang You looked at the shadow that appeared outside the playground and was even more stunned: "This figure, this face, this skin, this leg shape... There are still beauties of this level in our school? ”
"Please tell me which department this girl belongs to?"
"Together!"
“... I feel like I'm in love! ”
"It's so beautiful... What kind of celebrity should it be? ”
"Possibly!"
"If she's a star, I'll be her fan – she's so beautiful!"
The students present naturally noticed the beautiful woman who suddenly appeared in the playground at the same time, and a bold boy stepped forward directly: "Classmate, may I ask which department you are from?" What is your name? What are you doing here, do you need help? ”
I almost asked if I had a boyfriend.
"Huh?"
And Bai Yiyi was stunned at first after hearing this, and then smiled gently, and the beauty for a while made the boy dazzled again: "I'm looking for someone - it's the one in white over there." ”
So this gentleman immediately turned his head, and then he saw...
A whole bunch of people dressed in white.
It's a basketball court, and there are really not a few young people who play basketball in white!
"Well, may I ask which one..."
But when the boy was about to turn his head and continue to ask, he found that the beautiful girl had walked behind a person not far away, and...
I hugged it!
So for a while, the whole playground could hear the same sound...
That's the heartbroken sound of restless teens!
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Wen Zhong was still thinking about how to explain Bai Yiyi's identity three seconds ago.
The oft-seen saying 'actually my distant cousin' seems to be a good deal.
But now, three seconds later, this argument can be said to be completely unworkable!
Because any normal person will not think that the relationship between these two people will be 'distant cousins' - or even if it is, it must be the distant cousins of 'German orthopedics'.
"Are you crazy? Let me go! ”
The warm nephrite-like touch from behind made Wen stunned for a while, but after a while, he also reacted, and then he was even more angry - his reputation as an innocent boy was ruined by a female monster like this, wouldn't it be difficult for him Wen to solve the problem of singleness in school in the future?
No! No, in fact, the crux of the matter is...
"Yuko... Would you believe me if I told you now that she was my tenant? ”
Looking at Yang You, Wen Zhong tried hard to make a final salvage for his reputation in the school.
"I believe it..."
"Sure enough, you understand me! Worthy of being my good brother! ”
"But Brother Zhong, you're really amazing, they've only been staying for a few days, so you've taken it!"
"No, you completely misunderstood what I meant!"
"I don't think I got it wrong, and even if I did, I'm sure everyone else would."
Yang You motioned for Wen Zhong to look around, but Wen Zhong was only greeted by a large number of fierce eyes after he was as good as a stream.
"Kill him!"
"O my goddess!"
"Slaughter this beast!"
"Which is this slut?"
"Crowdfunding to buy him a pig hand! Who joins! ”
"Me!"
"Me!
"Me!"
....
"Youzi, I've left beforehand, and I'll contact you again!"
In order to save his life under the knife of a group of single dogs, Wen Zhong decides to go first!