Chapter 11: Moving the Coffin (I)

"I think you should think about it first, this kind of thing, it's better to be still than to be still." Uncle Nine persuaded Master Ren to say, after all, it is generally better not to move the coffin.

However, Master Ren didn't accept Uncle Jiu's affection, and said firmly: "I have thought about it clearly, the feng shui person said that the coffin must be relocated after twenty years, so that it will be good for us." ”

Wen Cai, who wanted to brush his presence in front of Ren Tingting, interjected: "What Mr. Feng Shui said can't be believed." ”

Ren Yingying said disdainfully: "Can you believe what you say?" ”

Wen Cai immediately turned his head to Uncle Nine with a smile, and said proudly: "Of course......"

But soon he couldn't say any more, because he found that Uncle Nine was glaring at him with anger in his eyes! After all, Mr. Feng Shui's Taoist priests are considered to be in the same profession, and if Mr. Feng Shui is not credible, doesn't that mean that they are not credible either?

Ren Fa also stopped Ren Tingting, who was about to speak again, and said with something else in his mouth: "Adults speak, children don't interject." ”

also stopped Wencai, who wanted to continue talking, and Uncle Nine said to Master Ren: "Then in this case, we will break the ground and raise the coffin in three days." ”

Master Ren asked, "Then what are we going to prepare?" ”

Wen Cai immediately responded: "Prepare money!" ”

At this moment, Uncle Nine was already on the verge of going berserk, looked at him and asked in a deep voice, "How much do you want?" ”

Wen Cai looked at Uncle Nine's cannibalistic gaze and wanted to stretch out his hand to count them, but was blocked by Uncle Nine's increasingly stern gaze.

Master Ren didn't want to be so embarrassed at the scene, and besides, he didn't care about the money, so he said, "It's okay, money is not a problem." ”

At this time, a waiter from a café came to Master Ren and whispered: "Master Ren, Huang Million is here, over there!" ”

Master Ren said goodbye to Uncle Jiu: "I'm going over there to say hello to my friends, please take care of yourself!" ”

After speaking, Master Ren remembered that Uncle Nine was not familiar with this place, so he said to the waiter in the café again: "Bring some egg tarts to eat for them!" ”

"Okay," the café waiter responded.

After a while, a waiter brought milk and pure coffee and divided it among the four people.

Seeing that Wen Cai wanted to ask Uncle Nine for advice on how to drink coffee, Jiang Youda didn't want to watch Uncle Nine being tricked by Ren Tingting into drinking pure coffee like in the original book.

However, it was not easy to teach Uncle Nine how to drink, so he stomped his feet, gave himself courage, and asked Ren Tingting cheekily: "Miss Ren, I haven't drunk coffee since I was a child, how do you drink it?" ”

Hearing Jiang Youda's question, Wen Cai immediately focused all his attention on Ren Tingting's reply, and Uncle Nine pretended to be casual next to him, but secretly pricked up his ears and listened carefully.

Ren Tingting was originally going to tease Wencai in terms of drinking coffee, but in the movie, Uncle Nine was just affected by the pond fish.

However, Ren Tingting had a good impression of Jiang Youda, glanced at Wen Cai, and wanted to let you go for the time being, so she politely said to Jiang Youda: "Do you want to drink coffee?" Add ...... to it first."

Ren Tingting was talking and demonstrating at the same time.

After Ren Tingting finished the demonstration, Uncle Nine said cheekily: "Miss Ren is right, that's how coffee is drunk, martial arts!" Didn't I usually ask you to observe and observe the experiences in life? You just don't listen, look? You'll have to trouble Miss Ren now. ”

Looking at Uncle Nine's serious appearance, if Jiang Youda hadn't seen Uncle Nine treat coffee and coffee as two things in the movie, and drink pure coffee, he would have been deceived by Uncle Nine.

However, Uncle Jiu's face still has to be given, and Jiang Youda felt aggrieved at the moment, and said gratefully: "Got it, master." ”

After a while, Master Ren came back, and when he saw that Uncle Nine hadn't drunk coffee yet, he said directly: "Uncle Nine, I'm sorry, hey!" This coffee should be drunk while it is hot, you're welcome! ”

"Okay, okay, let's drink." After speaking, Uncle Nine followed the steps that Ren Tingting had just taught, drank coffee, and looked like a statue at first glance, but he was not embarrassed in front of Master Ren.

After talking for a while, Ren Tingting didn't want to stay with Wen Cai anymore, so she poured a glass of milk for Master Ren and said, "Dad, I'll add milk for you!" ”

"Okay."

After Ren Tingting poured the milk, she said to Master Ren again: "Dad, I want to buy some rouge gouache." ”

"Go ahead! I'll look for you in a moment. Master Ren replied casually.

"Come, come, eat!" After seeing the waiter bring the egg tart, Master Ren said to the three uncles.

……

After eating the egg tart, Uncle Nine and Master Ren continued to discuss the specific matters of moving the coffin, but there was nothing to discuss, but it was over in a moment or three, and then Uncle Nine took Jiang Youda and the two to prepare to return to Yizhuang.

On the way back, he met Qiusheng, who was helping his aunt sell rouge, and Ren Tingting, who came to buy rouge.

However, it is a coincidence that Qiusheng treats Ren Tingting as a **, but he can make Uncle Jiu angry, these two unlucky apprentices.

……

Three days later, Uncle Jiu's apprentice and Master Ren's family came to Mrs. Ren's grave and prepared to move the coffin.

After Master Ren led Ren Tingting and his nephew Ah Wei to worship Mrs. Ren, Master Ren came to Uncle Nine and said, "Uncle Nine, those who looked at feng shui back then said that this acupoint is difficult to find, and it is a good acupoint. ”

"Not bad." Uncle Nine nodded approvingly, but in order to show his true ability, he continued: "If I'm not mistaken,

This hole should be called Dragonfly Point***, only three feet long and four feet can be used, and only four feet wide and three feet wide can be used, so the coffin can not be placed flat, and it must be buried. ”

"It's amazing, Uncle Nine, it's really like this."

Sure enough, as expected by Uncle Jiu, Master Ren heard that Uncle Jiu's words were almost exactly the same as Mr. Feng Shui back then, and his attitude towards Uncle Nine immediately rose to a higher level, and the people who came to watch the ceremony next to him also thought a little higher of Uncle Jiu.

"Legal burial?"

However, the literary talents who have been studying for many years but have seen little knowledge have come to a bad thing again, and asked, "Master, what is a legal burial?" Could it be a French funeral? ”

Jiang Youda knocked directly on Wen Cai's head next to him and said, "Didn't the master tell you about it before?" The legal burial is a vertical burial! ”

"Uncle Jiu, you have already worshipped, can you break ground?" At this time, several young people hired by Master Ren in the town came over and respectfully asked Uncle Jiu.

Uncle Nine nodded, waved his hand to signal that they could do it, and continued to say to Master Ren: "Wude said well just now, the legal burial is a vertical burial, right?" ”

"Yes!"

Master Ren nodded with a little admiration, and responded with a smile: "The feng shui gentleman said back then: 'The ancestors are buried vertically, and the descendants must be great!'" ’”

However, Uncle Nine asked with a three-point mockery: "Is that accurate?" ”

"This ......"

Master Ren was speechless.

……

It's okay to have no Children's Day, and I can't have Children's Day in the future, and I want to cry every time I think of Children's Day......

Still, I wish you all a happy Children's Day, even though it's no longer a holiday for most of us.