Chapter 19 Safety Pants Are the Worst Invention! (Fall!) )
"Hey... You've lost again! ”
"Wen Zhong, as the notary of this ring competition, I must remind you - you already owe her 2,900 yuan!"
"I want a new TV, right in my room!"
In the eight-story earthen building, Wen Zhong looked at the role of his 29th tragic K.O on the computer and Bai Yiyi, who was happy in front of him, and looked a little dazed for a while.
Defeated!
I want him to be the little prince of the video game hall, and his eight pig doors have been crisscrossing the large and small video game cities in Huajiang City for more than ten years, and today he was actually in his own home!
"Sure enough, it was the back waves of the Yangtze River that pushed the front waves, and it was the old man who lost - in the future, the rivers and lakes will belong to you young people!"
So Wen Zhong immediately got up and was about to leave gloomily.
“... What are you doing? I am willing to gamble and lose! ”
And Bai Yiyi, who had just won the victory on the side, saw at a glance that this fang wanted to take the opportunity to slip away, so he also directly grabbed his placket and looked at Wen Zhong nervously with moist eyes, for fear that he would regret it: "If you regret it, I will definitely be angry and ignore you - at least not for 3 days!" ”
And I have to say that this threat itself is not threatening.
“...”
“... If you can't buy a TV, at least treat me to a big meal! ”
Seeing that Wen Zhong didn't reply, Miss Bai Yiyi quickly lowered her requirements.
“...”
“... Anyway, at least treat me to a boiled fish meal at noon, right? ”
Once again, the requirements are lowered.
"It's okay to boil fish."
"Really?"
So five minutes later, Wen Zhong looked at the unexpectedly satisfying monster in front of him, and was a little speechless for a while-if this girl was afraid that she would be sold if she went to society, and she would help others count the money.
"Still playing?"
"Don't play, don't play, I'm going to eat soon."
And after hearing Bai Yiyi's inquiry about whether he wanted to continue, Wen Zhong, who finally kept his wallet, immediately chose to turn off the King of Fighters 98 on the computer, and turned on the TV instead.
"Then I'll wash my hands first!"
Bai Yiyi responded vividly after hearing this, and then went to the kitchen by herself.
And Xue Mo, who had been watching the interaction between the two on the side, gently patted Wen Zhong's shoulder at this time: "Actually, you can wait, I think she will reduce the price to the spicy fried shredded potatoes herself." ”
“... Are you still human? ”
Wen Zhong said that his conscience was at least worth a meal of boiled fish.
After a short time, a few home-cooked side dishes were brought to the table, and the three of them sat down at the dining table.
As a daily pastime for a family of three, watching TV is naturally a good dinner column when eating.
[Bashu TV report - the investigation of the fire in Shuidu City on the third day has been investigated, and the investigation shows that the cause of the fire may be caused by the victim forgetting to unplug the charging socket of his mobile phone when he was napping, and we sincerely remind you that for the safety of your life and property...]
"It's miserable..."
Looking at the news broadcast on the TV and the photos of the girl who was burned to death, Xue Mao, who was bursting with sympathy, also muttered while holding her own locust wooden bowl and chopsticks.
"Looks about your age, right?"
"Well, it seems to be the same age."
So the two of them also sighed at the fragility of life at the same time, while Bai Yiyi, who had no feeling for it at all, on the other side, was taking this opportunity to eat Haisai.
"Hey! Don't eat it, if you eat it again, you'll be fat and become a pig! ”
"No—I'm still growing up!"
"You thousand-year-old monster will give me an obedient admission of your age, okay?"
"Hey, it's rude to tell a girl about weight and age - no wonder you can't find a mate!"
"Don't use such weird words, and who said I couldn't find a girlfriend, I just... It's just..."
Bai Yiyi, whose combat power soared under the domination of food, made Wen someone, who had been single for 22 years, cry in a few words, and deeply regretted that he did not stop this monster from watching TV - look at how cute a girl she was when she first came, how long has it been since she was plagued by the world like this.
[The following brings you the local publicity report of Jianghua City - the first open-air water park in Jianghua City opened yesterday at the Qilin River Rhino Embankment, the number of people exceeded 500 on the first day, the water park is divided into two areas: artesian water and artificial pools, which are summer escapes...]
Even the ads seemed to be mocking him – 'What kind of water park to go without a girlfriend!' ’
When he was feeling sorry for himself as a single dog, Wen Zhong suddenly felt that his sleeve seemed to be gently pulled.
And when he raised his head, all he saw was Bai Yiyi's eyes that seemed to be shining with starlight.
"This! This one! ”
Miss Yokai excitedly pointed to the commercial screen on the TV: "Let's go play!" ”
“... Huh? ”
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The next day, Zhongtian Department Store in Jianghua City.
Wen Zhong, who was in a store in the mall, tried to keep his peace.
"So what's the use of this kind of thing? It is not warm and has no defensive effect. ”
And Bai Yiyi was constantly dangling beside Wen Zhong, while also pointing at the female swimsuit hanging in front of her...
“...”
Wen Zhong said that there was no way to answer this question - to be exact, his appearance in a women's swimsuit shop has already made the surrounding passers-by pay attention to him frequently.
If he continues to say things like 'Yes! Safety pants are really the worst invention' or 'swimsuits and underwear are foreign objects, let's face the world calmly', then I believe that the security guard uncle next to him who has been waiting for a long time will definitely give him a shopping experience that will be unforgettable.
"Excuse me, sir, do you need any help?"
At this time, the clerk who had also been paying attention to the two of them for a long time also helped him resolve the embarrassment on the first floor in time.
"Your girlfriend is so beautiful."
Then fell into the embarrassment of the second layer.
Considering that it seems that it is indeed unreasonable for a landlord to accompany a tenant to buy swimsuits, Wen Zhong did not explain much immediately.
He just gave Bai Yiyi a silent glance and then directly sent the ignorant monster to the clerk's hands, and he left the store after dropping the sentence 'Hurry up and pick me' and then ran away.
However, considering that although Bai Yiyi now has a lot of understanding of the world, he is still a monster who is not very familiar with the world after all, so Wen Zhong did not go too far after leaving the swimsuit shop, but found a seat in the mall not far away and sat down.
But he didn't expect that after sitting down, a person next to him greeted him.
"Brother, do you smoke?"