Chapter 194: Problems Caused by Dead Chickens
When they arrived at the gate of the palace, the soldiers guarding the gate had not yet been replaced!
The soldiers surrounded him again and began to vent their admiration for Li Tong, shouting to see Li Tong's transformation.
Of course, Li Tong refused, and he asked, "Aren't you on duty in rotation?" How about a few of you? ”
"In order to wait for you, adult, we deliberately changed shifts with the people on duty during the day, just to see you again." The group of soldiers said excitedly.
I'll go, so enthusiastic, anyway, the little emperor has already publicized his image of Sun Wukong to the outside world, just transformed, and he doesn't lose money.
Li Tong raised his hand and said, "Since you are so enthusiastic, then I will transform and show you." ”
The soldiers exclaimed, "Thank you, sir, for fulfilling our wishes." ”
Li Tong first made a set of Ultraman Tiga transformation preparation moves, and then shouted loudly: "Activate the super change form!" ”
It's just that I clicked a transformation button in the system.
Li Tong transformed into the Monkey King in full view of everyone.
He was greeted with a slightly disappointed look.
"Didn't you say you're covered in flames?"
"yes, didn't you mean the hell ape?"
"And that action just now, it's so weird!"
"Isn't it just an ordinary monkey?"
Nima! Isn't there just no skin?
system, in order to make the host better pretend and improve the quality of the mood, give me another chance at Hellfire!
The system replied: "Non-special status, not available, the system can be turned on for all hero status." ”
Li Tong: "......"
Such a good opportunity to pretend to be forced was lost like this, and the disappointed eyes of the group of soldiers were particularly dazzling.
Li Tong canceled the transformation and said, "Okay, I'll go to see the emperor." ”
One of the soldiers suddenly shouted, "My lord! Wait a minute! ”
Li Tong said: "What else is going on?" ”
The soldier said, "My lord, can you give me a hair of yours?" ”
Li Tong: "......"
The soldier immediately said, "It's not your current hair, it's your changed hair just now." ”
Li Tong said in embarrassment: "Military secrets, no." ”
After speaking, Li Tong turned his head coolly and entered the palace.
After Li Tong left, the group of soldiers surrounded the person who asked Li Tong for monkey hair and asked, "Why did you remember to ask for Lord Li's monkey hair?" ”
"I just saw Lord Li transform into a terrifying look! So I want to borrow a monkey hair to dip it into Lord Li's breath and go home to ward off evil spirits. ”
"Makes sense! Then we'll wait for Master Li to come back and ask him again. ”
"Good!"
……
First of all, Manager Chen met with Li Tong, and President Chen said: "Your Majesty hasn't woken up yet, General Xue and General Xue Xiao are asleep in the side hall." ”
"What's going on?" Li Tong asked.
Mr. Chen: "Your Majesty and the two generals drank until late last night. ”
Li Tong said: "Okay, I'll wait for them." ”
Li Tong sat in the side hall, and couldn't help but make up the picture after Xue Yundao woke up, because Xue Yundao's hand was now pressed on the chest of a singer, and his head was resting on someone's thigh, old Xue Yanfu was not shallow!
Xue Song's side couldn't bear to look at it directly, because the two singers were lying in Xue Song's arms, if it weren't for the fact that the clothes were intact, Li Tong would have suspected that the palace had happened here. Ah VI, but Xue Song's two hands are holding other people's white rabbits, and it will be a good show to wake up later.
After a while, the little emperor came, and although he slept late, he didn't drink, so he woke up relatively early according to his biological clock.
As soon as the little emperor came, the singer who Xue Yundao was pillow on her pillow wanted to kneel down and salute the little emperor in a panic, but the blood was blocked all night, and she was completely unconscious, and she was directly lying on Xue Yundao's body.
"Hold the on me!" Xue Yundao stretched out his hand and pushed the singer away.
It turned out that Xue Yundao's head happened to be buried in the white rabbit of the singer, and he had difficulty breathing and was awakened.
As soon as there was movement here, the two singers over there also woke up, covered their chests and knelt down to salute the little emperor.
Xue Song clenched his hands, grabbed the air, sat up, and when he saw the little emperor, he also wanted to salute, and the little emperor said: "No courtesy, get up." ”
"You guys stand down for the time being, and wait for the arrangement that Chief Chen has given you." The little emperor said to the three singers.
The three singers each looked at the man who had served all night with complicated expressions, bit their lips and said, "The slave obeys the order." ”
After they went out, Xue Yundao inexplicably said to Li Tong, who couldn't stop laughing, "What are you laughing at?" ”
Li Tong patted Xue Yundao's shoulder and said, "Old Xue, did you sleep comfortably yesterday?" ”
Xue Yundao patted Li Tong's hand away and said, "Comfortable, what's wrong?" ”
Li Tong said: "It's good to be comfortable, hehe." ”
Xue Yundao always felt that the atmosphere was wrong, and hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, let's discuss the specific matters again." ”
Li Tong said: "I specially caught a chicken today, just to do experiments and see how long the living creatures in my system backpack can survive." ”
After speaking, Li Tong took out the chicken cage from the system backpack and found that the chicken inside was dead!
The little emperor's lips opened and closed for a long time, and said, "Is it asleep or dead?" ”
Li Tong said: "I really wish it was asleep, obviously, it is dead now." ”
Xue Yundao asked, "How long have you been dead?" ”
Li Tong opened the chicken cage, and then put the dead chicken into the system backpack.
Dead chicken: Li Tong's chicken, originally lived happily in Li's mansion, and could flirt with the hen every day, but was brutally killed by Li Tong! Now it can be made into Chongqing chicken pot, spicy chicken, KFC finger sucking original chicken, and the cause of death was put into the system backpack by Li Tong and suffocated.
Suffocated by a system backpack? What the heck!
"System, didn't you say that my system backpack can hold living things?"
The system replied: "You can hold live creatures." ”
"Then you explain to me what it means to be suffocated by the system backpack?" Li Tong asked angrily.
The system replied: "There is no air in the system backpack, so the host must store a certain amount of air before it can be loaded into a living animal." ”
"Then why didn't you say it earlier?" Li Tong asked.
The system replied: "The host didn't ask." ”
Li Tong: "......"
Li Tong told the little emperor the reason for the chicken's death.
The little emperor asked, "So you have to fill it with air first, right, hurry up!" ”
Li Tong reached out and grabbed it in the void, and then put the air into the system backpack.
The air in Handan, Zhaoguo: nitrogen accounts for about 78%, oxygen accounts for about 21%, rare gases account for about 0.939%, and the total content is 5ml.
Li Tong said: "I grabbed 5 milliliters of air just now, and it is not even one-tenth of a person's breath at a time. ”
The little emperor asked helplessly, "Do you have any way to quickly grab a large amount of air?" ”
Li Tong said: "In this way, you go find a large airtight bag filled with air, so that I can get a large amount of air at once." ”