Chapter 19: Zhuang Zhou Mengdie
In the past few days, Yakumo has been living in Jixia Academy, although the life is very "difficult", but it is not bad to have food and accommodation.
Of course, Ya Yun Mo is not so happy, there is always an unknown object that wants to pounce on Ya Yun Mo, such as: Sun Binla, Sun Bin and Sun Bin or something......
Until Yakumo inadvertently found a "corpse" in the corner.
"I'm wiping it! Where did this corpse come from? ”
Yakumo looked at the corpse he found inadvertently in a panic, and originally thought it was a person who was asleep, but when he reached out and touched it, his body was cold and stiff.
"Anyway, if the madmen from Jixia Academy find out, will they suspect that I did it? And then kick me out of Jixia Academy? And then they were hunted down by the madmen...... But it seems that the first one is not bad......"
After thinking about it carefully, Ba Yunmo found that this was still a good thing, at least he was kicked out of Jixia Academy, so that he would not have to be sexually harassed by Sun Bin every day.
"Phew! What do you think? Heaven and earth are the deadest! ”
Yakumo prayed twice for the dead in his heart, and carefully turned the corpse's face over.
"You weren't killed by me, don't look for me after you die, it's a big deal that the two of us will fight again...... Alas? This dead man is very handsome, huh? ”
Yakumo found that the corpse was a man in blue, and he was very ....... It's beautiful, but it's amazing, and it's a completely comparable existence.
"Look at how ..... you look Forehead...... For the sake of beauty, I won't throw you into the wilderness, bury you alive......"
Taking advantage of the madmen's inattention, Yakumo carried the body outside with the intention of destroying the "evidence of the crime".
"Alas...... In these years, I didn't even want my life in order to cultivate immortals, and I died suddenly, right? What a man......"
While digging a pit, Yakumo sighed how a good person went like this, and when he was halfway through the digging, a female voice suddenly came from behind him.
"What are you doing?"
"Dig a pit?" Yakumo hadn't reacted yet, and said subconsciously.
"What are you digging holes for?"
"Bury the body...... Wait a minute! How can there be someone behind me? ”
Ya Yunmo reacted, and jumped out a few meters away, his hands on defense, and he looked at the person behind him in a panic.
"Who's the demon?! I didn't kill this man, but I buried him, and I did my duty...... Groove !! Zhong Wuyan? ”
"yes, I just went to earn extra money...... But how do you end up with the teacher? Zhong Wuyan scratched his head, smashed the giant hammer directly on the ground, looked at the blue-clothed "corpse" on the ground, and carried the "corpse" on his shoulder like an anti-sack.
To know...... Zhong Wuyan's shoulder pads have long spikes..... If you directly put the blue-clothed "corpse" on your shoulder...... the !!! Blood!!!
"Damn!! Is he really your teacher!! Bloody!! You're getting revenge, aren't you!! It's definitely revenge, right!! How much enmity does he have with you!!! How much homework have you left for this bear child? As for it!! ”
"Well.... Teacher Zhuang Zhou is very strong, and four or five teachers on the battlefield can't catch him. ”
"! Zhuang Zhou is so handsome? ”
"Wait! You say he is Zhuang Zhou, but what about his Kun? ”
"Kun...... Just now I seem to have seen Han Xin passing by......"
“........ So that's the case...... Naively, I thought Han Xin was a stalk......"
"Huh..... Young man, you are so simple, and you have changed a lot since you came back this time....."
"So you recognize the wrong person, I'm not called Tianji, my name is Yayunmo, can you not bother me......"
"Tsk.... If you talk like this, it will hurt Sun Bin's heart, otherwise if you make a price, I will help you get some medicine, and ensure a breakthrough in the relationship between the two of you overnight! ”
"Sister, have you collapsed!! Is it really okay for you to feel like that?!! And Sun Bin is a boy!!! ”
"Huh? Is it okay for girls? Or is it ..... Do you like big cute girls....."
Ba Yunmo looked at Zhong Wuyan with a frightened expression, he vaguely felt that the pills of this world, really, had nothing to do with the demon seed, it was all a matter of the minds of the people of this world.
"Shaoxia, your thinking is very strange......"
“RBQ.... RBQ..... Tianji, you have really become much more interesting to come back this time, as if you have changed a person. ”
"Old Si Ji...... RBQ also knows ....."
"No, it doesn't work..... No, by the way, Tianji, I will go out to report my mother's name in the future, and I will cover you! That guy from the Origin Land came to kidnap you again, and I will stone him to death! ”
"Tell the truth...... I really have to go back to the place of origin..."
"What nonsense.... Jixia Academy is your home...... The dead monkey came over and made me petrify and stripped it and threw it out, hahaha, a monkey also wants to be presumptuous under the grass"
“...... Although I am very touched, I am really going to call the police!!! I just dragged a monkey tail, and he hung and whipped me for two days....... Listen to me, don't go home these days...... Really ......."
"Tsk.... I'm still waiting for him to do it again, the Moonlight Treasure Box he had on him last time was still with me, and I sold it to Luna for a fortune......"
Yakumo tugged at the corners of his mouth..... Moonlight Treasure Box ..... Luna...... I feel like I can make a big news......
"Huh? The teacher woke up, hey......"
.................... ........... "Is the butterfly me, or am I the butterfly?" ”
"Did I encounter this world in a dream, or was the world my dream in the first place?"
"From the time I can remember, everything I dreamed of could eventually come out of nothing and become reality. It may be a great ability, but everyone else looks at me in a strange light. I've imagined a huge otherworld, but there's no place for me to put it. ”
"There were kings who hired me for this ability, but I did not want to be an ox enshrined on the altar and sent to the offering table in splendid embroidery."
"Thankfully, I was able to continue dreaming freely at a place called Jishita."
"In my dream, I once incarnated as a Dapeng and flew to an altitude of 90,000 miles. From there, you can see the world floating and sinking above the sea of stars, as small as sand. They are born, glow with dazzling brilliance, and disappear in an instant. “
"I also had a long dream, it was a long, long time ago, in a distant time, full of amazing sights: towering buildings lined up one after another. The cart that didn't need to be pulled by a horse flew through at a rapid pace, and the long-winged iron bird roared overhead.
"Ah, you ask me if I feel happy living in a dream?"
"Life has an end, and dreams are boundless.
........ (Zhuang Zhou's dream...... )......
"Young teacher~ You lost this honey kun? Or is it this slightly spicy kun? Or did you lose this pot of fish soup......
Hey, hey!! What the hell is this? There is a fish in the North Underworld, whose name is Kun?
Kun Zhi Da needs two barbecue grills?
A honey sauce and a slightly spicy?
What the hell is fish soup!?
And that way of speaking...... River God Terrier...... In other words, Zhong Wuyan, you are a bounty hunter born and raised in the king continent, why do you know how to play stalks better than me, hey!
The surging desire to complain made Yakumo feel bad all over his body, and there were too many slots in the whole place, and he didn't know where to spit out..... I was in a panic......
“...... Unsalted... Don't make a fuss, it is estimated that Han Xin stole it again.... But it's okay, let me sleep a little longer and find ..... Come... Also... No..... Late... Snore.... Whew...."
looked at Zhuang Zhou's passive ...... who could fall asleep anywhere Yayunmo was also drunk, and when he touched Zhuang Zhou's body by the water before, it was estimated that Zhuang Zhou fell asleep after crawling out of the water...... Hehe.... It's really worthy of Zhuang Zhou.....
Looking at the sleeping Zhuang Zhou, Ya Yunmo was fascinated.
Suddenly, a few blue butterflies floated on Zhuang Zhou's body, and Zhong Wuyan desperately retreated as if he had seen a ghost.
Looking at Zhong Wuyan's reaction, Ya Yunmo knew that the butterfly was a big problem.
Absolutely never touch!!!
But that's because I thought so...... Yakumo's sudden convulsions are generally committed......
The white fingers met the blue butterfly without hesitation, and suddenly everything around him became blurred, the blue light flashed, and Yakumo put on a classic black question mark face again.
WTF?
Buildings...... Plane..... Car.... Public transit.....
I'm ...... Crossed back again?