There is still a month to go to the UK, and Liu Yun's devil training has started again!

During the day, Liu Yun received Zhang Yuanshan's physical confrontation ability strengthening training at the training base. In the evening, he also went to Zhang Li to learn English.

After receiving training from the old devil Zhang Yuanshan before, he could sleep well at night. Now he has to light a lamp and stay up until midnight to learn English like a high school student.

Liu Yun firmly believes in a truth, that is, only when you eat hard can you go up to the top. There is no suffering that people cannot endure, only blessings that cannot be enjoyed. He gritted his teeth and insisted on finishing the training task assigned to him by Zhang Yuanshan, and came to Zhang Li honestly in the evening.

Zhang Li specially made a small blackboard. In the evening, Zhang Li wrote on the blackboard: "ABCDEFG。。。。。 "Twenty-six letters. Liu Yun held a small notebook like a primary school student and a pen in his hand.

Daughter Liu Xiaoyan is studying for high school courses on the side. Hao Hexi has already said hello to Yelai High School, and she will start school in a few days.

"Okay, Lao Liu, read it with me, A, B, C, D, E, F, G"。。。。。。

"Eh, Bi, West, Earth, Italy, Aifu, Chicken 。。。。。"

"Okay, Lao Liu, read it to me, My name is HanMeiei."

"Ma, mother-in-law, eh, Han Meimei."

“My name is Li Leilei“.

"Ma, mother-in-law, eh, Li Leilei."

“I'M Liu yun ，come from China.“

"Beloved mother Liu Yun, Cam, rich wood, where to dismantle."

Daughter Liu Xiaoyan couldn't hold it back, she laughed: "I said Dad, your English is simply the taste of the apple orchard in our hometown in Luzhou~"

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It was already 10 o'clock in the evening, and Liu Yun was still silently writing the words she taught to Zhang Li.

Daughter Liu Xiaoyan suddenly found that her father was sitting upright with a pen in one hand and a notebook in the other!

The daughter was about to wake up Liu Yun, but Zhang Li waved her hand at him: "Let your dad sleep, he's too tired." ”

Zhang Li casually draped one of her coats on Liu Yun's body.

This scene lasted for 30 nights.

Liu Yun has the unique spirit of a person born in the sixties and seventies. In his time, everyone knew a famous saying from a great man: 10,000 years is too long, seize the day.

In a month's time, Liu Yun has mastered some daily expressions and some football terminology by relying on the cantilever of a thorny beam. His physical confrontation ability has also made great progress under the training of Zhang Yuanshan, the head of the devil's sect.

It's finally almost time to go abroad.

There are too many coincidences in this world. The time when Zhang Li reported to the University of the West Midlands was the same day as Liu Yun's report to the Coventry team! That is, they can both take the same flight to the UK.

Before going to the UK, you need to apply for a visa at the British Consulate in Zhujiang. The consular officer at the consulate will ask the applicant some questions face-to-face.

Liu Yun seems to have found the feeling of taking the exam in junior high school. It is important to know that the visa officer's interview is, to a certain extent, a kind of inspection of the applicant by the country that issued the visa. Liu Yun applied for a labor export visa, and the visa officer would definitely ask him some professional questions about related industries.

Zhang Li and Liu Yun came to the consulate together. People applying for visas have already lined up in front of the visa officer's office. In these years, there are many people who want to go abroad to eat foreign bread.

Zhang Li was in front of Liu Yun. She smiled at Liu Yunyan and entered the visa officer's office.

How could a high-achieving student like Zhang Li be denied a visa? After a few minutes, she walked out of the visa officer's office with a smile.

"Passed?" Liu Yun asked with concern.

"Well, passed. It's your turn, Lao Liu, don't be nervous, answer the visa officer according to the words I taught you in advance. Zhang Li said.

Liu Yun took out a small piece of paper, on which was Zhang Li wrote him some answers to the visa officer's questions.

Liu Yun walked into the visa officer's office.

The visa officer was a middle-aged British man with red hair. The British have a nasty arrogance. Although their homeland has now been reduced to a second-rate power, most of the British people still live in the memories of the empire on which the sun never sets.

Liu Yun handed the application to the red-haired visa officer. The visa officer applied for the result, and without looking at it, he directly asked a lot of questions.

LIU YUN ONLY UNDERSTOOD THE WORD "AGE".

He replied in stiff English: "I, I'm forty-five years old." ”

The red-haired visa officer shook his head. What kind of visa do you apply for if you don't know the language at all? He picked up the "refusal" stamp, and was about to stamp it, only to find that the visa application was marked with the words "to the English Football Association Second Division Coventry".

The red-haired visa officer got up and looked at Liu Yun carefully: "You, you are a player?" ”

Liu Yun finally understood the visa officer's words: "Yes, I am a player." ”

The visa officer looked excited, and said a lot of words to Liu Yun again.

Liu Yun only understood two of them, the person in front of him was born in Coventry and was a fan of the Coventry team!

The visa officer muttered: "Oh my God, at the age of forty-five, he went to play in League Two!" If you're not a genius, you're a liar. ”

He thought for a moment and stamped the "PASS" stamp on the application form. Liu Yun's application was successful!

The visa officer shook hands with Liu Yun and said to him, "Congratulations, Mr. Liu Yun. Your visa has been approved. ”

After Liu Yun shook hands with the visa officer, he turned around and was about to leave, but the visa officer stopped him:

"Mr. Liu Yun, the people of Coventry have two beliefs. One is Catholicism and the other is football. For God's sake, don't tarnish the faith of the people of Coventry. Otherwise I would be an accomplice to the liars. ”

Liu Yun only understood the word "football" in this passage. He nodded to the consular officer and left the office.

As soon as she got out of the visa officer's office, Zhang Li walked up: "Lao Liu, how is it?" ”

Liu Yun replied: "It's passed!" The British are really interesting. I just said yes, I'm a player, and he muttered a whole bunch of things at me. ”

After applying for visas at the consulate, Liu Yun and Zhang Li came to Yelai High School. It was noon meal time, and Liu Yun and Zhang Li found Liu Xiaoyan.

Liu Yun looked at his daughter lovingly: "Xiaoyan, you are a big girl, during the time that Dad went to the UK, you have to take care of yourself." ”

Liu Xiaoyan straightened her chest and said to her father seriously: "Dad, don't worry, I can take care of myself." You have to work hard in the UK! Score well! Well, don't come back to me if you don't score fifty goals! ”

Zhang Li flicked her little best friend's brain: "Xiao Xiaoyan, do you know what the concept of scoring fifty goals is?" You're too demanding! ”

Liu Xiaoyan smiled evilly: "Sister Zhang, you also help me take care of my father in the UK." ”

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On the eve of going abroad, Liu Yun tossed and turned and couldn't sleep. Bore, he flipped through his splash Vbo.

After Liu Yun's operation in the media, Liu Yun's fans have skyrocketed. Now it's approaching 10 million.

Liu Yun posted a Weibo: "When people reach middle age, an unknown country, an unknown journey, an unknown adventure。。。。。 Thank you to those who have helped me. ”

Within minutes, the post had been retweeted hundreds of thousands of times. However, the Internet is like an endless sea, and there are all kinds of fish, turtles, shrimps and crabs in it. Zhou Bobo, the famous comedian in Huhai, began to be cheap again, and posted a Weibo to sneer at Liu Yun, to the effect that Chinese football stinks, and don't throw it abroad to Yunyun.

Liu Yun heard Zhao Qiyou say a wise saying: The lion doesn't care about the barking of the dog.

It's just a clown who jumps off the beam, so let's ignore him. Playing football well and making a score will naturally shut up these boring people.

Thinking of this, Liu Yun turned off his mobile phone, turned off the light and fell asleep.

How could Liu Yun have thought that someone would really slap that Zhou Bobo in the face for him.

The person who slapped Liu Yun in the face was the American police. A few hours after Zhou Bobo posted a Weibo taunt about Liu Yun, he was arrested by local police in the United States on charges of possession of drugs and guns.

"Non-famous cross talk actor" Guo Degang later posted on Weibo that a magic knife came to me:

"Eating garlic, vulgar. Drug-addicted, tasteful. ”