"Guys, it was the best night of my life. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 infoYou can say I'm not motivated, but dude just likes to play without pressure. ”

Division Finals G5, in the Chicago Union Center arena, there is hardly a polar bear fan to be found. Looking at the away team lacking major generals, Mickey Mouse said triumphantly.

"Tom, the polar bear is pitiful enough, you are so happy, please also restrain a little, can you not put on such a gloating face?"

"Kiyan, why should I suppress my feelings? It's not us who are drugged, the Russians are to blame, they don't deserve sympathy at all, should I still cry with them? ”

"Alright, two. Stop this pointless argument! Tom likes to be elated on the bench, so let himself be happy in front of the camera. Play this game however you want, don't trash to provoke the enemy! ”

If Yi Yang doesn't express his position, the two enemies will argue endlessly. Mr. "Satan" is not in the mood to spend on this, and ending this asymmetrical game as soon as possible is his only thought at the moment.

The whole team of bulls is relaxed, but the polar bear is shrouded in endless haze. The doping investigation caused by Ivan's sudden death was not to mention the loss of honor and face, and there was a shortage of major generals, and only 8 people on the player bench were able to participate in the battle.

The main force is missing eighty percent, and the combat effectiveness is greatly reduced compared with the past, not to mention facing the defending champion Bulls, now it is against a second-rate team, and it may not dare to say that it will win others.

The collective drug scandal has not only developed to the point where the whole team is under investigation, but the name of "Medicine King Team" alone has made the players unable to raise their heads, where there is still a trace of fighting spirit, and they can't wait to hide in a corner to not be seen.

Victor, the only innocent big center, with Jones and other substitutes, is indeed very touching. A good overlord team, stunned and ruined by doping.

"Victor, that's not your fault. This season, you've been shocking enough to cheer up and show everyone that you're still the inexplicable inside overlord under the basket! ”

Donkey Kong's sturdy face was paralyzed, and there was no expression on his face that could express his emotions, only a look of gratitude in his eyes.

"Thank you, Young! I didn't expect that at this time you would also comfort an arrogant Russian! Thank you! ”

The Eastern Conference Finals, the most suspenseless in history, finally started in an extremely embarrassing atmosphere. The Celtics' replay protest was rejected by the league, after all, the Bulls and the Polar Bears fought four games, and although the fact of collective drug use, it could not change the pattern of the Eastern Conference Finals.

The Polar Bears bench has been absent for a long time, and they have been hit hard by the team's shocking scandal, and I don't know if it is out of dissatisfaction and anger, the players are loose one by one, and it seems that they are just going through the motions, completely giving up the resistance that professional players should have.

It's no wonder that Jones and others were the core starters of the Nets. The arrival of the Russians has turned this group of first- and second-tier players into substitutes.

It's nothing to be substituted, but the shameless and arrogant Russians actually take drugs as a skill, relying on perverted physical fitness, and never give everyone a chance to play.

Fuck！ What the hell is this! Remembering yourself when you're cleaning up the mess? "Medicine King Troops"! Listen to this "gorgeous" name, who the is still in the mood to fight?

This season, I got my salary lying down, but next season, where the guys will go is unknown. Which team would dare to take in the substitute of the famous "Medicine King Team"?

These abominable Siberian fools! not only pit the future of the team, but also pit the jobs in everyone's hands, and let his career fall to the bottom!

An extremely lax battle of Tianwang Mountain has become a burlesque performance, except for Donkey Kong Victor, who is fighting for his life, the rest of the polar bear players are almost here for a walk.

The bizarre scene made the Bulls fans extremely unhappy, and a burst of boos in the arena did not wake up the group of numb guys. I've experienced more humiliating things than this, what else can't I adapt to and endure!

The broken jar of the polar bear made Yi Yang and other players a little confused. Such an "alternative" game, not to mention that Chinese young people have never seen it, even a veteran player like Anthony Jr. is unheard of.

When the bull attacked, no one was marked, and the polar bear basket was surrounded by a "group beat" Victor a few times, which was embarrassing and disappointing, so boring, and how embarrassed to do it?

When it was the polar bears' turn, the four starters seemed to have not a basketball in their hands, but an extremely hot bomb, either snatched by the Chicagoans or an understatement from outside the three-point line.

It doesn't matter if he gets in or not, no matter how big the difference is, the charge of the entire negative game of the league is deducted, and he admits it. In that case, it can also be separated from the name of "Medicine King".

Throwing away the "baggage" in your hands as soon as possible and ending this damn game as soon as possible has become the consensus of all European and American players of the Polar Bears.

The furious Coach Kidd is an iron-blooded sect leader who "would rather die than give in", and when he saw such a humiliating performance by his disciples, he called a few timeouts in succession, and scolded again and again to no avail.

In desperation, he had no choice but to get the substitutes among the only three remaining substitutes on the field, changing the soup without changing the medicine, and the water coolers were still half-dead actors who "went shopping".

Kidd, who lost face and had a blue face, simply didn't even call a timeout. If you like to play, then play, Lao Tzu should not be a warrior who shed his last drop of blood!

A battle of Tianwang Mountain, which was supposed to be fierce and cruel, turned into a farce of one person resisting four people to watch, and in the end, it was so exciting that even the audience and the referee wanted to end this funny game quickly.

Mickey Mouse said it was one of the most "enjoyable" nights up and down the bulls. The soldiers were bloodless, and they didn't even have time to breathe, the whole team rotated up and down, and even the players in the three formations got the opportunity to play.

The disparity in strength, the opponent gave up completely, the score difference was not very large, and 98:49 ended the polar bears' championship journey funnily. Who can bear to face an enemy who is crying with his bare hands?

Paralyzed, if against the polar bear is how good it is yourself, lie down to win! Looking at the laughable game picture, the Celtics players suddenly had such a bizarre idea in their hearts.

Without the damn bulls and polar bears, the great Green Army would win another championship, and even if they retire immediately, it would be enough to be glamorous.