After arguing with the dwarf in the dragon robe for a while in Wenxuan Pavilion, the two of them determined that the little dwarf/bare-chested pervert standing in front of them was the person they were looking for. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

In fact, the emperor: "Come on, give clothes to a generation of masters!" ”

White Yaksha: "No! Contemptible people practice special exercises, the internal force is weird, and ordinary clothes are broken when they are touched! ”

Bing Miao: "You just pull it...... Ordinary clothes are broken when they are stained, do you think you have a halo of stripping?! ”

Yuwen Xiuce: "You are lonely and unheard, this is the legendary realm of the gods that the saint warrior can only obtain when he cultivates to the highest level, and the name is called the realm of "Absolutely Not Wearing"! In view of its powerful and domineering characteristics, the Jianghu people send another name, where to go, where to go, where to go - naked-run - "Bathhouse Halo"! ”

Bing Miao: "......"

A magical exercise that can keep people from possessing their clothes?

Sure enough, it's a mysterious power from the rogue planet......

In fact, the emperor was also shocked by White Yasha's words, and subconsciously covered his clothes and took two steps back.

White Yasha glanced at him dissatisfied, "What are you making a fuss about, my magical internal power has never been used on men. You quickly find someone to call the princess over, and then ...... Then you're good to go. ”

In fact, the emperor: "......"

White Yasha: "Hey, that little eunuch—hey, that's you, the one who turned his face aside!" You go and call the princess to me, and say that a generation of masters will turn over her brand. ”

In fact, the emperor: "Your Excellency, a generation of masters, you can raise your noble hand and let him go...... He's already been incited once......"

White Yasha: "Once born and twice ripe." ”

In fact, the emperor: "Ahem, about the princess's competition to recruit relatives, in fact, ...... I have one more thing to ask for! ”

White Yasha walked over and patted the Emperor's ...... The head is too short to squat down on the shoulder.

"I know what you want. You see, I'm dressed so sincerely, I know I'm here to help you solve practical problems! ”

[Bing Miao: Are you dressed like this to solve the problem?] I only saw your sincerity in playing hooligan! 】

White Yaksha: "You call your daughter out, I'll play a hooligan." When the raw rice is cooked and matured, won't the problem be solved? ”

In fact, the emperor: "Little girl...... I'm afraid it's not that easy to cook rice......"

White Yasha: "It doesn't matter, master, I am very talented, a generation of masters, do you think it is called in vain?" It's not good to cook, just so I'll cook it for a while~ Cook her for three days and three nights, I don't believe it can't be cooked~~~"

In fact, the emperor was frightened by someone's perverted expression, and was stunned for a while before he remembered to answer.

"Ahem...... The little girl is violent, I'm afraid ......"

White Yaksha: "Out of the way, I have medicine!" ”

In fact, the emperor: "The little girl's physique is different from ordinary people, and all poisons do not invade ......"

Hakuyasha: "I have a rope!" ”

In fact, the emperor: "The little girl has practiced cartilage skills since she was a child, and the rope mechanism can't trap her in the slightest!" ”

White Yasha: "Don't worry, master, I will be the rope binding method passed down by the Saint Seiya, and with the magical little candle worn by the Idiot-Han-Seat Holy Clothes, hehehehehe, there has not been a prey that has slipped through the net so far!" ”

In fact, the emperor: "......"

[Author: Ahahahaha, the idiot-Han-Zodiac Saint Seiya appeared, I know I'm afraid! 】

[Bing Miao: Actually...... I'm curious what the hell is going on with your Golden Zodiac ......]

[Author: Don't keep seducing me and saying something that I won't let me broadcast! ] 】

【Bingmiao: ......】

In fact, the emperor: "A generation of masters, about the little girl, can you talk to me well?" ”

Hakuyasha: "I'm telling me this when I'm taking off my pants?" ”

In fact, the emperor: "......"

In fact, the emperor: "A generation of masters, since I told the world that I wanted to recruit relatives for the little girl competition, the heroes of the world have paid attention to it." I am relieved, but I am also a little worried......"

White Yaksha: "You don't pretend to be forced first...... Inform the world? There are only a few notices in total, and they are all posted by me, and a total of four gates of Chang'an City have been posted, at most twenty minutes ago, how can the heroes of the world know? ”

In fact, the emperor: "It's gratifying that the heroes of the world already know ......"

White Yaksha: "It's, don't make a fool of yourself, okay!" ”

In fact, the emperor: "And the worry is...... Once the competition begins, the process and results are completely out of control, in case ...... I'm saying that if someone with bad intentions takes advantage of the loophole and gets the final win, it's really ......"

White Yaksha: "Really happy? ”

In fact, the emperor: "The consequences are really unimaginable, and it may endanger the country's society!" Anyway, I have a way to break the game. ”

White Yaksha: "Oh, breaking the game? Can you play chess with this intelligence? Is it two bowls for one? Come on, come on, I'm going to pick up a few small stones, and I'm not allowed to wear clothes for a year if I lose! ”

In fact, the emperor: "Ahem, I have already given up all hope, because the key link of this method is still lacking a candidate with strength, courage, ambition, love and responsibility, until ...... Until a generation of masters you appear in front of me! ”

White Yasha: "Saying that I have the strength, courage, ambition, love and responsibility is actually not said in a little bit, the key is that I have special skills, physical strength and props, absolutely guarantee that the princess five-star praise will not be put down, will not return, do not complain, and shout not to stop!" ”

In fact, the emperor: "......"

In fact, the emperor: "A generation of masters, I need you to go-"

White Yaksha: "I understand your thoughts, you can rest assured when you see me dressed like this!" ”

In fact, the emperor: "......"

In fact, the emperor: "I need you to deal with the heroes of the world!" ”

White Yasha: "It wasn't the task of conquering the princess from the physical-physical-level...... Master, I took off my pants, and you actually told me that it wasn't a love combat mission!! ”

[Bing Miao: Don't be so disappointed! If you think about it, you can know that it is impossible...... It's not an online game made by a small workshop to cheat clicks, how can it be possible to release such a silver-filthy-task to you! 】

White Yasha: "For normal combat missions...... I will help you with this right away, helping the disabled and giving love. You give me the list of the world's heroes who need to be done, and the master will visit and sterilize them one by one! ”

In fact, the emperor: "......"

In fact, the emperor doesn't know where the variables of the competition will appear, but according to legend, there is a three-star Taoist temple on the outskirts of the imperial city, which has an immortal master, who knows astronomy, geography, knows people, knows yin and yang, understands gossip, knows Qimen, knows Dunjia, strategizes, and wins thousands of miles away.

[Bing Miao: Is this the rhythm of Zhuge Kongming's chaotic incursion? The original name of Huaxia Legend Online should be Huaxia Mess Stew! 】

[Author: Hey, this name is good~ It's a pity that a lot has been written, and I can't change it......]

ps: Asking for tickets, all kinds of tickets. Recommended ticket, commuter pass, or ...... Meal ticket. (To be continued.) )