Chapter 96: Pervert, I'm going to be mainstream!
The author's dispute with Yuwen Xiuce is also very simple. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
First of all, it is certain that Yuwen Xiuce will use Shaolin Peerless Skill with Wudang Divine Technique. So, the disagreement is ......
Author: "Everyone thinks that it must be a girl, and at this time there must be a boy to break everyone's habitual thinking!" ”
Yuwen Xiuce: "Can you honestly comply with public opinion for me!" I only remembered to change the opponent's gender when I decided on the move, do you want to make me a pervert like that?! ”
Author: "If the opponent is a woman, aren't you a pervert?" ”
Yuwen Xiuce: "At least it's a mainstream pervert!" It's just a matter of listening to non-mainstream cross talk, and I must be a pervert! ”
Author: "But it's really boring to write like this! Everyone will definitely think that the next time you humiliate a certain group of girls, and it happens that the other party is beautiful, something unclear will happen to you in the future......"
Yuwen Xiuce: "No! Just humiliate this time...... There will be no intersection in the future! ”
Author: "Hey! So the reader will doubt my IQ! People don't think I'm set it this way, but think that I must have written and forgot about this girl! And, although it's very cliché, many people still love to watch meat-play! For example, when you are using Shaolin Peerless and Wudang Divine Skills, the powerful internal force blows away the opponent's silk-stockings and pants-pants! ”
Yuwen Xiuce: Are you going to write about the online game Xiuce Daguan?! When will Nima's internal strength blow silk-socks-pants? Just because I'm a pervert, my internal force must also be perverted?!
Author: It's all written here, so what do you want! With so many people watching, isn't it appropriate for something to happen?
Yuwen Xiuce: Hey, hey, hey~ Then something will happen? Pick a beautiful one for me~
Author: Hey! It's too cliché to say this! As a niche writer, my dignity would never allow me to write such a paragraph!
Yuwen Xiuce: Why did your dignity come out at such a time...... If you get lost, you'll be completely confused! It hasn't appeared, what's the matter with running to make trouble at this time?!
Author: That's it, the opponent is a man, and as a compromise, I can add a pair of gloves to you.
Yuwen Xiuce: Nima, I'm really invincible! After such a short period of work, do you still have time to wear gloves? The unpredictable prophet went out with a pair of gloves in the summer, how strong is my desire to look forward to taking the unusual perverted road!
Author: Then it's decided~
Yuwen Xiuce: Wait!
Author: Dry?
Yuwen Xiuce: Isn't it good for us to be cautious about such a big event? If you really write the opponent as a man, I, as the protagonist, will admit that I am unlucky and grit my teeth and endure it, but the few readers are estimated to be disgusted and run more than half!
Author: No! Readers who can read niche articles like me generally have a very heavy taste, and I guess it's okay to break you hard.
Yuwen Xiuce: Something! If you dare to bend me, I'll die to show you right away!"
Author: Cut! So what do you say?
Yuwen Xiuce: Can't it be a woman?
Author: Absolutely not!
Yuwen Xiuce: Then let's take a step back, and it's okay to be a shemale. Anyway, I've always wanted to go to Thailand to see it, and I finally went there before, but I was forced to eat fruit by Xiaohui, and I didn't go anywhere, but this time it's a ......
Author: Is there a shemale in the world's top entertainment group? Are you sure that this idea came out of your head, not by farting?
Yuwen Xiuce: Du Te named "If you don't like me, you will roll the calf for me"! Why don't you have a shemale!
Author: You still don't believe you if you say you're stupid! "If you don't like me, you will roll the calf for me" is a Chinese nickname, translated! The official registered name of the Tiantuan is not this at all! It's in English! It's elegant!
Yuwen Xiuce: What exactly is that? You didn't introduce me......
Author: It's quite long, I want to think about it......
Yuwen Xiuce: Is this a book you wrote? Is that your book?
Author: I remembered! Don't be noisy! What is the English name of the people--you-don't-like-me-? -go-**-yourself-! -son-of-bitch-!
Yuwen Xiuce: Nima's name can also be registered!
Author: Must be able to!
Yuwen Xiuce: Then my childhood dream is to establish a Chinese sports brand with a great name, and surpass Nike in all directions and from multiple angles.
Author: What's the name? Let's hear it.
Xiuce: Durable!
Author: I feel like the name is similar to "just-do-it!" The slogan is more suitable!
Yuwen Xiuce: ......
Author: Ahem, on the issue of gender, I decided to veto the proposal of shemales.
Yuwen Xiuce: You are vulgar for women, I am disgusting for men, compromise on the shemale, you don't want to, how do you say to get it!
Author: If you don't let the opponent be a man for the time being, it turns out that after a long time, it turns out that it is a woman dressed as a man! What do you think?
Yuwen Xiuce: How uncommon sense do you have...... Do you know how close the team members are on weekdays? Even if you are careful when showering or something, but young people will definitely fight on weekdays, do you know what kind of expression a monkey steals peaches when you are playing?
Author: Ecstatic?
Yuwen Xiuce: You are really more suitable for being a pervert than me!
Author: The peaches are not ripe yet, and they will come back in the summer?
Yuwen Xiuce: This has something to do with what season there are peaches! It's not summer, you can still enter the women's bathroom!
Author: What kind of expression is that, you say! What to ask!
Yuwen Xiuce (take a deep breath to calm your mood): You will be stunned and scared half to death!
Author-kun (not at all understood): Won't you be ecstatic? This is not scientific!
Yuwen Xiuce: Please don't use your perverted logic to figure out the normal thinking of others!
Author: Isn't it really ecstatic?
Yuwen Xiuce: No!!
Author: Cut, what do you think!
Yuwen Xiuce: I don't have anything to do with you, but it's definitely not okay for a woman to dress up as a man.
Author: It's said that it's hollowed out, it's hairy! Well...... It seems that you can rip the hair...... Well, what about men dressed as women?
Yuwen Xiuce: ...... Nima men can't accept it anymore, you still want to make a man dressed as a woman, you are going crazy!
Author: It's a very delicate kind of boy yelling~
Yuwen Xiuce: You can't bring a handle!
Author: Forget it, then the robot is good. Robots, you don't have any opinions, right?
Yuwen Xiuce: Is this really good? It's just an online game novel, and Du Nima ran out of the robot, shouldn't this be a matter of science fiction?
Author: Then what do you say? Anyway, this kick has already kicked out, and your Shaolin mastery and Wudang magic skills have also been shot, you can watch it!
Yuwen Xiuce: You asked me to watch it! You must not go back!
Author: If you dare to mess around, don't blame me for not preaching morality, anyway, the days ahead are still long.
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