Chapter 7 The Monsters' Business, Say No, Yes No, No!
In short, the reason why Bai Yiyi, a house monster who does not leave the door and does not step out, left his room and came to the school to find Wen Zhong in person was mainly for two reasons.
The first reason: she was hungry.
"Didn't I cook for you?"
Wen Zhong couldn't help but speak—he was already working hard to prepare meals like a professional butler.
"But I don't know how to use a microwave, and..."
Bai Yiyi looked innocent and wanted to explain...
"Alright, next topic."
Wen Zhong waved his hand and interrupted decisively, so Bai Yiyi also began to talk about the second reason...
"What? Do you have two friends who want to stay with me too? ”
Wen Zhong squinted at Bai Yiyi—her friend's words, I'm afraid...
"Well, Yingzhao said that she was alone in Wen Wen, uh-huh! Uh-huh! ”
"You swallow what is in your mouth before you talk to me!"
Although the appearance of eating is inexplicably quite appetizing, Wen Zhong is just speechless about the eating show of Miss Monster in front of him.
“... Surprisingly, although this thing doesn't have any aura at all, it's really delicious! ”
So Bai Yiyi also swallowed the food in her mouth, and then looked at Wen Zhong with burning eyes: "Can I eat a little more?" ”
"Heroic moves! Have you forgotten her? Aren't your roommates of thousands of years worse than a few skewers in your eyes? ”
So the topic was stopped for a while, and this incident also proved that the first reason that Bai Yiyi just said seemed to be true.
And after eating 12 skewers of grilled steamed buns, 24 skewers of grilled chicken gizzards, 10 skewers of grilled pork belly and a number of other foods, Bai Yiyi finally began to get to the point.
"Ying Zhao feels that it is boring to be alone in Kunlun Palace, so he is ready to do this time... Well, I'll move in with you after this job is done. ”
"And Kunpeng also told me on QQ some time ago that she was bored in Beiming by herself, so she also wanted to come to the world to play for a while after a while, and I recommended you to her!"
While speaking, Bai Yiyi looked at Wen Zhong proudly, and the meaning in his eyes was very clear...
'Come and praise me!' ’
And then...
"Please allow me to seriously refuse!"
Wen Zhong refused without hesitation on the spot, but Bai Yiyi pouted dissatisfiedly after hearing this-Wen Zhong extremely suspected that this extremely coquettish action was also given to her by the damn Mary Sue TV series!
"Why?"
"What else? Because, of course..."
Because of what?
Isn't that!
Kunpeng and Yingzhao - these two names are thrown out casually, one is searched on the Internet, and there is an official encyclopedia, and the relevant information of any one clicks in, and the beginning must be a mythical character that starts with 'XXX, XXX scripture records'!
"Didn't I move in too?"
And Bai Ze also raised his little hand, indicating that he is also a character with Baidu Encyclopedia.
"Can that be the same..."
And speaking of which, Wen Zhong is a little unable to explain it - it seems that his approach is really a bit of a double standard.
"Anyway, I just won't let it!"
However, as a landlord, Wen Zhong said that he was an unreasonable man!
"Hey, hey."
Then he saw Bai Yiyi smiling at him.
To tell the truth, it's cute and black-bellied.
"Wen Zhong, you can't decide-the type of advertising in our house on the demon rental network is 'free check-in'!"
"Who's talking to you... Wait a minute, what did you say? Freedom to stay! ”
Free occupancy, that is, if the tenant has complete documents and is willing to pay the funds set by the landlord, then he can freely move in the type of advertising, which is characterized by the fact that the tenant can not worry about being the landlord sitting on the ground and the price is not room for return, which is generally a means that the landlord who is in urgent need of money will take.
By the way, Wen Zhong was such a landlord who was in a hurry before Bai Yiyi moved in.
“... I'll go! ”
And Wen Zhong also thought about it - it seems that Bai Ze did not have his permission when he checked in before, but gave a notice directly on the demon rental network!
Of course, under normal circumstances, if the landlord really doesn't want to let the tenant move in, then even the 'free occupancy' is usually not a big problem - after all, people are not happy to let you live in, can you still force you to move in?
But if you put it on Wen Zhong...
Don't say it, those two big monsters don't want to forcibly move in, even if they forcibly enter Wen Zhong's room at night and XXX him, then Wen Zhong doesn't seem to have any other way than to shout 'Don't, it's the first time'.
“... Boss, settle the score! ”
"Huh?"
After checking out quickly, he dragged Bai Yiyi, who didn't seem to have eaten enough, from the food stall, and then flew back to his house.
But when he turned on the computer and logged in to the demon rental network, he just glanced at it, but his heart was instantly cold.
【2 new scheduled guests】
[Occupancy users: Yingzhao, Kunpeng. 】
[Scheduled time/negotiation price: unknown/500 yuan]
“... When will the two of them come, give me a letter! ”
Wen Zhong, who was more sad than dead, looked at Bai Yiyi with a desperate expression.
"Soon—if it's shorter, it's about a few years, and if it's longer, it's about fifty years, right?"
"And then Kunpeng's words... She likes to sleep in, and every time she sleeps for hundreds of years, I don't know when she'll come. ”
Bai Yiyi showed the monsters' concept of time without scruples.
“... You are so cute! ”
And Wen Zhong said that his praise was completely from the heart.
“?”
"It's okay, it's okay - are you hungry? Pack the chicken gizzard back for you. ”
After deeply feeling the gap between the immortal species and the human race in terms of time concept, Wen Zhong's mood suddenly improved a lot, and he sincerely hoped that what the Ying Zhao Lord could do could be a little longer, and that Kunpeng boss would be able to stay awake for a while.
"Oh..."
Bai Yiyi, who didn't quite understand what Wen Zhong was thinking, also responded at this time, but she didn't know if the charm of the chicken gizzard was too huge or the smile on Wen Zhong's face was more infectious, anyway, she quickly stopped worrying about the affairs of her two friends, and laughed happily instead.
But then she suddenly remembered something: "Speaking of Wen Zhong - is that person on the basketball court today your friend?" ”
"Huh? Well, yes... What's wrong? ”
Wen Zhong was also stunned when he heard this, and then he also glanced at Bai Yiyi suspiciously—why did she suddenly ask about Yang You.
"Wooh... It's very light, but there is a bad aura in him. ”
"Oh! That's it..."
While feeding the chicken gizzard into the small mouth, Bai Yiyi's words made Wen Zhong's originally casual answer suddenly stagnate, and then the whole person jumped up at once!
"What are you talking about?!"
"Evil qi, it's surrounded by his heavenly court, judging from the concentration, it should have been passed on to him by someone who was very close to him, right?"
Bai Yiyi said flatly.
"I take the liberty of asking—will that 'evil spirit' kill him?"
Wen Zhong asked tentatively.
"No, it won't."
Bai Yiyi shook her head.
"That'll do."
Wen Zhong breathed a sigh of relief slightly, it's okay...
"But the person who contaminated him with evil qi would have died if he hadn't had an accident, and he himself would have been seriously ill because of it."
“... Why do you put such an important thing at the end? ”
Repeat - there are some small deviations between the worldview, values, and time concepts of the yokai and humans, so please don't feed anything other than shredded potatoes and chicken gizzards when you encounter a yokai, and don't think that she will treat your friends as friends.