"Brother, brother, Garfield wants to eat that, that sugar man is so cute~"

Just when Zhenjian was in a daze and there was chaos in his mind, a sweet and greasy voice of a little Lori suddenly sounded in his ears, and he, a gentleman in the house, suddenly felt like a drug.

Zhenjian Xunsheng looked down.

It was a soft and cute little girl, with a pair of black kitten ears in her shoulder-length short hair, and three small mustaches in her bulging cheeks, and she pouted, staring at a pair of kittens above the stall with her bright starry eyes. What's more important is that this cute little girl is holding her hands and shouting coquettishly in a sweet voice,

"Brother, brother, Garfield wants to eat that, that sugar man is so cute~"

This Lori ...... Uncle Otaku's number one killer, three years of blood to earn the death penalty is not a loss!

This...... Is this a dream?

Hey, where's my sack?

As a veteran otaku, Zhenjian raised his head in disbelief, looked around and looked around at the scene - it was just getting dark, this was a street, and people were coming and going under the red lanterns hanging in the sky, similar to the combination of modern pedestrian streets and ancient temple fair vendors: obviously flanked by high-rise buildings with a very strong modern atmosphere, but the roadside vendors were full of singers performing acrobatic monkey shows and shadow puppet shows, as well as food stalls selling chicken, potstickers, and candied fruits.

Where is this?

Zhenjian clearly remembered that he was enjoying the long vacation after the college entrance examination, and he, a rough otaku, did not crowd the attractions like other classmates, but chose to stay at home and brush up on the day. And he just fell asleep while under the quilt after reading the just-updated "Natsume's Friend's Account", and then opened his eyes again......

I saw a soft and cute cat-eared lady dressed up as a little Lori, and she was holding her hand to be coquettish?!

Tell me what she just called herself?!

"Brother, Garfield wants it~~~"

The petite girl, who was less than the height of Zhenjian's shoulders, raised her head, and the ears of a pair of kittens on her head moved, and she pouted with stars in her eyes and pleaded.

"Of course, you are so cute, of course I can satisfy you~"

Although I haven't figured out what's going on, such a cute little Lori, of course, I have to choose to satisfy her no matter what!

Ke Zhenjian pulled it into the bag, and his heart was cold, which was very embarrassing......

"Handsome guy, your sister is so cute, give her one."

The old man who blew the candy man pulled up the string of cat-shaped sugar figures, and when he handed it over, he suddenly withdrew his hand, and said treacherously, "Little sister, if you want to eat, your brother will pay for it." ”

Zhenjian's face turned green, and he dug hard in the empty trouser belt, but there was nothing but a lump of cotton wool.

Of course, he knows that he has crossed over and has become such a cute little Lori's brother, but how can this host be so filed...... I don't have any money when I take my sister out shopping!

"Hey, I'll pay for the sugar man."

At this time, a voice next to him sounded, handed over five copper coins, and without waiting for Zhenjian to agree, the boss took it with a smile, and stuffed the sugar man over with a smile and said, "Little sister, you see how rich this handsome guy is." ”

"My brother said that you can't ask for other people's things." Garfield was visibly frightened, and took two steps back to pick it up.

"It's okay, someone paid for us."

"Garfield's favorite brother~~" The light in her eyes flashed with excitement, and she lowered her head and opened her mouth to hold her mouth.

Zhenjian touched her head with a smile, tugging at the cute cat ear on her head dotingly, and then looked up at the person who paid them.

"Aha?"

The person in front of him was beyond Zhenjian's expectations.,According to the usual routine after the crossing.,It should be a rich second ancestor who wants to make trouble.,Or an uncle with a lolicon's quirk to get close.,But it's neither.。 He was a handsome young man who was more than 1.8 meters tall, wearing a crumpled white short-sleeved black trousers and a pair of white sneakers, but his exposed skin, including his face, had black and yellow tiger stripes.

"My name is Madara, may I ask what is your sister's name. It's so cute, can I hug it? ”

Hug?

Hug your mother.

Although you can do whatever you want with money,

But five cents just want to hug little Lori on the street?

You'd better be prepared to go to prison for three years or sell your kidney.

Zhenjian complained in his heart, and looked at the handsome young man in front of him with a vigilant face, not to mention him, even Garfield, who was on the side, raised his head in surprise after hearing this, and took Zhenjian's hand and took two steps back.

"I'm sorry, no."

Zhenjian picked up Garfield and left.

Look at how human you look, you are also a gentleman!

A sugar man with five copper plates wants to soak my sister, don't even think about it!

After they walked away, Garfield quickly recovered from the incident just now, holding his hand and sucking the candy man, while looking at the lively landscape around him with a curious face, and from time to time he grabbed Zhenjian's hand and jumped happily.

However, Zhenjian didn't pay attention to the acrobatics around him or the almond crisp.

Because the handsome old gentleman who called himself Madara followed again.

And it's like biting a hook and chasing after it.

Tut-tut, I didn't expect that it was not only a Lori girl, but also a tail-line idiot. Zhenjian turned his head and sighed in his heart after seeing the figure he was following.

And he not only tailed, but also came up to talk and harass again.

"Classmate, wait a minute, I really like your sister, can you touch it?"

Touch your mom.

My sister is so cute that everyone likes it, can anyone touch it with five copper plates, she can only be my exclusive good, and it is not a bus that can be put on coins.

Protecting my sister is my duty as an older brother, isn't it?

"First of all, I thank you for helping my sister sell candy, but we have something to go home now, and we don't need to send it when we leave." Zhenjian looked at the five copper plates and said to him quite politely.

However, as he turned around, he grabbed Zhenjian's hand.

"What else is going on with you? I'm telling you, if I slap you, you're going to. ”

Zhenjian's good temper is exhausted, and five copper plates can't save this handsome young man who wants to rob his sister.

"Why don't we have a game?"

Madara pointed to a nearby bustling shop with a sign that read "Tile Shop", and through the active crowd inside, you could see the neatly arranged game consoles inside.

Tile shop? Game?

"If you win I won't pester you, if I win you, my sister will have to call me brother - like you did."

Madara is also a senior sister control.,After seeing the cat-eared lady Lori Garfield, she was completely conquered by the cute.,But she seems to have a name.。

But Madara didn't want to give up, so he had to solve it in the way they were men.

Zhenjian didn't listen to him much, and his attention was completely attracted by the game console inside, and the body icons on it seemed to be similar to "Contra", "Super Mario", "Tank" and other mini-games.

What's going on? Isn't it only in ancient times, why are there game consoles in it?

Zhenjian looked at the scene of the ancient temple fair under the modern high-rise building, and looked confused, what kind of place did he cross over?

However, just as he thought this, his body involuntarily led Garfield towards the row of game consoles inside.

As a post-90s generation, these games are all childhood memories! What was that thing just talking about, to compete with himself?

Hehe~

He didn't know which worldly master he was facing.

You know, Zhenjian can be called the street game bully when he was a child! Fight all over the community invincible! The boss of the game console took the initiative to send off the guests without temper!

If you want to compare street travel with yourself, come, be happy~ Anyway, you are stupid and have a lot of money.

"Garfield, you wait here, brother will help you get rid of the bad guys"

Zhenjian held the handle with a sense of familiarity, as if the peerless hero held the sword, and rode in the wind with high spirits.

And Madara walked into the store, and the people around the machine seemed to see the protagonist appearing and got out of the way, Madara is a frequent customer of this store, galloping on the handle and beating the whole store is the "street game king" here, otherwise he wouldn't be so confident to give the battle book to Zhenjian.

However......

Two minutes later – KO!

After the onlookers saw the results, they looked at Zhenjian with shock and admiration, and then the boss took out a medal and a number of spirit stones and handed them over and shouted, "Congratulations on the birth of the next street game king!" ”

And Zhenjian took the reward in a daze and couldn't come back to his senses, not because he was shocked when he won the game, but because a voice sounded in his head at the moment of knockout-

"The game is victorious, congratulations to the host for successfully activating the [No Money to Play Your Paralysis System] and taking on the important task of the game's invasion of the Three Realms."

"There's no money to play you...... Paralyzing the system? The name of this system is domineering, and at first glance it is produced by the Big Penguin Empire, but what the hell is the game invading the Three Realms? Zhenjian took Garfield by the hand and mechanically left the Wafu Street Lobby.

And Madara lost in his best street game, so naturally he didn't have the face to follow up again, and the owner of the store and everyone watched the newly appointed "street game king" brush his sleeves and leave, as if he saw the birth of a master outside the world and showed his hand to shock others and then brushed off his clothes, hiding his merit and fame.

However, they didn't know that Zhenjian's consciousness had already been led away by the [No Money to Play Your Paralysis System] to nine heavens, and now it was just the body that left by instinct.

"You're a tease from the horse pot...... No money to play your paralysis...... Huh"

Zhenjian complained in his heart, you must know that on the earth, the style of a certain big penguin empire is "use Xin to create happiness, no money to play you paralyzed", "If you don't charge money, how can we create happiness for you"......

Of course, the Big Penguin Empire is still a conscience, as long as you have money, you are your father, but Blizzard and NetEase, even if you have krypton, you can only die with dignity, they will always be your father.

Sage Jian had already seen through everything in his previous life and stayed away from the kryptonite pit of a certain penguin empire, but he escaped it in his previous life, but he didn't expect to be entangled by this system after crossing over.

Is it because I, an African, always play games and don't charge money, and I have been punished?

Damn, poverty not only limits my imagination, but even my golden finger!

"This system is a collection of grievances about civilian players being abused and killed by kryptonite players, and it can create unique games based on your understanding, so as to develop the entertainment industry, invade the three realms of science and technology with games, and achieve the purpose of controlling people's hearts."

"I haven't played many games before, like LOL, Pokemon, Sword Spirit, Pesticides, Onmyoji, Dungeons, Ship Niang, Defend Radish, I haven't played them all! Even if I played, I didn't top up any of them! ”

Hey, I seem to have exposed something?

"It's because you don't have money and don't understand the routines of the kryptonite game that you can be called as a host, otherwise if you want a kryptonite old driver to create a game, it will become a world of local tyrants."

So I'm a fool and a fool?

However, Zhenjian still doesn't want to, he has no ambitions, it's okay to lie in bed and play games, and he wants him to sit in front of the computer for 25 hours a day to program, just to create happiness for others? Hehe.

Now that they have already crossed, why do you have to work hard to pretend to eat tigers here? Garfield's kitten-eared sister is enough to play with herself for eight lifetimes.

"But I just want to be a quiet sister."

"If you can't complete the tasks of the system, your cute sister will grow up to be JJ."

"What? Long little JJ?! You're poisonous in this system, aren't you? ”

Zhenjian lowered his head and glanced at Garfield, who was still seriously sucking and licking the candy man, and his face turned red.

It seems like...... It seems that it is quite good not to complete the task......