A leisurely afternoon.

"Niu'er, give Ye Le one!"

“......”

"Not happy? That uncle will give you fun! ”

With that, Vardy opened his mouth wide at his daughter, and then her daughter was scared to tears......

Yelena, who was in the kitchen, heard her daughter crying, and without thinking about it, she knew that the unreliable father was absolutely forced and didn't do a good job, so she rushed into the room like the wind without saying a word, and kicked Vardy in the face.

Vardy was plastered against the wall in large characters, almost unconscious.

I want to cry without tears in my heart, saying that Yelena before marriage was such a bird, why has she become a heroine now?

Has he, a warrior monk, become the object of heroine's chivalrous deeds? Otherwise, why would I be beaten every day!

In the room, in the living room, in the kitchen, in the bathroom, in the pool...... There are beatings everywhere, and it's called a miserable one.

Of course, after being beaten, he must be beaten back, and then, there was Yelena's coquettish panting everywhere......

After another fierce duel, the two hugged on the couch, Yelena curled up like a kitten, while Vardy stared at the ceiling in a daze.

The World Cup is over!

England has more World Cups after the European Championship and has dominated world football.

One of the biggest contributors to this is Jamie Vardy.

With an incredible 15 goals in all seven games and more assists than everybody, one man dominated the entire World Cup.

England ascends the throne!

Vardy ascends the throne!

World football will leave their legends forever, forever!

The championship was followed by a grand celebration, with laughter and laughter in every corner of England.

In recognition of the contribution of the England national team, the Queen of England decided to award each soldier with the highest knighthood.

There are five ranks of the Order of the British Empire, of which only the highest two are considered true knighthoods.

Most of the players were awarded the Order of Commander of the Third Class, while Vardy was awarded the Grand Cross of the Order of Merit of the First Class.

You must know that when Ferguson led Manchester United to the Champions League, he only received a second-class knighthood, at least in terms of social status, Vardy is actually on an equal footing with Ferguson.

Even Yelena could add a knighthood to it.

Don't think that titles are not important in modern society, they are always a symbol of social status.

In his previous life, Beckham did not pursue the award but could not, and did so much charity, but in the end he still got nothing, so you can see the dignity of the knighthood.

Of course, Beckham finally got his wish in this life, although he was not as good as Vardy, but he also won the second-class knighthood of the Commander's Medal, and as the captain of England, he made a great contribution to England's championship victory, and the award was well deserved.

Since then, world football has entered the Vardy era and entered the England era.

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When Jamie Vardy's 2022 retirement memorial was played at Old Trafford, most of the world's football was here.

There is no doubt that as the true ruler of world football for almost 20 years, Vardy's impact on world football is immeasurable.

At the memorial event, Vardy personally showcased the accolades he had received throughout his career.

16 World Footballer of the Year, 15 European Ballon d'Or, 3 World Cup titles, 4 European Championship titles, 14 Champions League titles, countless top-flight titles, and the domestic cup champions have not even had the chance to appear......

If it weren't for Vardy's sudden whim to take Yelena and a pair of children around the world one of the years, I am afraid that there would be more trophies.

For almost 20 years, world football has been trembling under Vardy's reign of terror, and all opponents dare not stand in front of Vardy, and only Vardy can do it.

The fans were crying and dying, and Vardy's departure was definitely something they couldn't accept, because they had long been accustomed to watching Vardy's wonderful performances, watching Vardy's wonderful teasing, as if they were eating breakfast every day.

But for those opponents, it's dawn!

The world of football has been liberated, and there is no need to worry about Vardy being in charge of them, you know, even FIFA and UEFA can't do anything with Vardy, what can they do with Vardy?

The era with Vardy is the tragedy of all talents, Ronaldo and Messi have endured for more than ten years, but they have not survived Vardy, they retired first.

And later Neymar and Hazard and others were not a threat to Vardy, and it was all tears when they said it......

Now, they finally have the feeling of turning over into serfs and singing, and from then on, world football is the real world football.

While all the superstars are gearing up for Jamie Vardy's throne, the media predicts that world football will enter a leaderless era of warlords.

However, what everyone didn't expect was that the day after the retirement game, Vardy held a press conference to announce his official comeback.

I'm so kidding Vardy is back!

On that day, it was hailed as a day of mourning for world football, and the whole world football was cold.

Perhaps, the so-called retirement game is just a teasing behavior made by Vardy, just a joke, but the whole world has been fooled by him!

......

When Vardy announced his retirement again, the whole world football world acted as if nothing had happened, and did not take him seriously at all!

Are you stupid when we are, can you fool us a second time?

However, Jamie Vardy did retire and never set foot on the pitch as a player again.

While running Manchester United, he also took root in the academy, taking it as his responsibility to cultivate one tease after another, throwing his head and spilling blood, and he didn't care about the sea of knives and fires.

A year later, Manchester United's academy announced its closure......

Because no parent will choose to send their child to Manchester United's academy, regardless of the academy's ability, they can't stand their children's daily babbling about "thinking about life".

Well, I can't go!

Vardy is once again taking Elena and the children around the world, and recently he has a new goal of taking a manned spacecraft to the moon to try it out, and I don't know if aliens like it or not......

"Jamie, if you go to the moon and help me buy an alien woman back, you have to be older, anyway, you know my taste!"

Knowing Vardy's ideals, Rooney said this to Vardy.

Well, it is estimated that the taste of the little fat man will not be changed in this life!

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Vardy knew that the system would leave him one day, but when this day really came, he would still be very sentimental, with tears in the corners of his eyes, and said affectionately to the system in a sad tone: "You finally got out!" ”

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The system floated in the vast universe and muttered to himself: "Otherwise, try to find a possession who plays basketball next time?" ”

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(End of book)