At this point in the story, I felt compelled to introduce myself.

My name is Chen Jiu, I am seventeen years old, a sophomore in high school, and I have an older sister, twenty-two. The beautiful adjectives of gentleness and gentleness, intellectual generosity have nothing to do with her, on the contrary, she is a little nervous and irritable. She is not called Chen Vinegar, she is called a lady. It's a very charming name, but adding our last name makes people feel a toothache, Chen Bouchen - dust to dust!

Thankfully, my unreliable dad didn't give me the name Tu Gui Tu, and even though he stupidly gave me such a fucking name the day I was born, thankfully he hasn't forgotten his last name.

My father is more or less a character on the old street, quite capable, although it is not enough to let the big girl and little daughter-in-law go home on time as soon as it gets dark, but it can stop the child from crying at night. In the end, he still made himself in, 15 years in prison, and it is said that the death sentence will be suspended from the top.

My father can't count on it, and as for our mother... My dad said she was dead, but it seems like I heard my sister say that she was dead. So my sister and I were left to rely on each other.

Over the years, my sister has always regarded herself as my guardian, and she has paid special attention to my studies. In my eyes, she is no different from those parents who suffer from some obsessive-compulsive disorder, domineering and bizarre.

In our school, puppy love is a high-voltage line that is strictly forbidden, and I think this should be the case in most middle and high schools. Last semester, there was a couple of puppy lovers in our class, and it was a living and bloody example. The head teacher called their parents to the school, and as soon as they met, they looked at each other and promised to marry their children after graduation.

I'm sure my sister will never have the same consciousness as no parent, because she is not the director of the Civil Affairs Bureau or a staff member of the Public Security Bureau, she is just a very difficult ordinary person struggling on the fringes of society with her young brother. What's more, I can become a beauty again now, and I think in her opinion, marrying a daughter-in-law is definitely more cost-effective than marrying a daughter-in-law.

Hua Rongyue looks forward to a lot of money, idle two/milk looks forward to hooligans, I guess this is her life plan for me. Of course, the scoundrel must also be a rich or powerful rogue.

No way, my sister is such a realistic person, although she is only twenty-two years old.

Lin Miaowu's good-looking brows were slightly furrowed, and her big eyes were full of doubts, I guess I was just a sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl, and I didn't show much hostility.

I scratched my head in embarrassment, smiled and said, "Lin Miaowu, I recognize you." I'm in the third class, and I'm diagonally across the door from your class. I've heard that your English grades are the first in your grade every time, which is amazing! ”

I peeked at my sister, she knew Lin Miaowu, because my parents were my sister in the "three-way meeting" in the class. After more than two months of being the object, Lin Miaowu has always been lukewarm to me, I think it was probably the pressure of studying that made this girl who was excellent in all aspects inexplicably agreed to my pursuit.

But what does it matter? I like her.

"Oh, I said, I always feel that you look a little familiar..."Lin Miaowu's brows furrowed even deeper, as if she was thinking about where she had seen me.

I was shocked, she looked familiar to me, it must be because my current appearance is five or six points similar to the boy's me. I didn't dare to stay longer, for fear that she would associate me with "old wine", so I hurriedly went into a nearby shop after saying something like "I have something to do, I'll talk next time".

I breathed a sigh of relief, Lin Miaowu didn't follow, and she also had her own things to do. My sister put her arm on my shoulder, looked at me funny, and said, "That girl is your girlfriend, right?" ”

I was taken aback: "You, how do you know!" ”

My sister said faintly, "I just don't like her." ”

It's not pleasing to the eye...

I was messy and slapped her palm away angrily.

My sister didn't say anything more, but picked up the CD on the side shelf and flipped through it, and I noticed that it was a video store.

The boss is a girl with a small grade, with neat and clean burgundy short hair with ear-length ears, a light green sleeveless shirt, youthful and beautiful shorts, and a sunny and gentle smile.

Well, flat-chested, and petite excessively, it can be a little higher than the height of the root number two. But it can still be seen that this is not a Lori, it should be an adult who is short.

It's just that I always think she looks at me a little weirdly.

"Beauty, the goods on that shelf are almost out of print, you really have a vision."

I was amazed that my sister was holding a normal CD, the box looked very new, and the name was a little familiar - "Norwegian Wood". My sister is not a literary young woman, and I don't think she will spend money on such useless things, even if the shopkeeper girl says that the sky is in full swing.

My sister shook the "Norwegian Wood" in her hand and said, "How much?" ”

"Fifteen!"

"Eight!"

The girl's shopkeeper paused for a moment and said, "I'm here to help my cousin look after the shop, and what you take is an infantryman's, with a minimum of ten yuan." ”

My sister bit her lip, took out a pile of coins from her handbag, took out a ten-dollar denomination, patted it on the cash register, and said, "It's not an infantryman, I can come back and return it." ”

I was dumbfounded, and I didn't react when I went out.

Is Infantry a famous director? Please forgive me for not watching a few movies, let alone going to the cinema, and my family's national treasure brand color TV can only receive two sets because I didn't pay for wireless. I haven't seen the CDs my sister bought back – the TV is in her house, and I'm not interested.

My sister put the "Norwegian Wood" in her handbag, took out her wallet, counted two red Grandpa Mao, gritted her teeth and handed it to me with four or five small denominations: "Jiu'er, you take this money, buy it when you see something you particularly like, and girls should also have a little bit of their own gadgets." ”

I was so flattered that I forgot that I could turn back into a boy.

I said that my family was very poor, and I never had more than three digits of pocket money at the most. What's wrong with my sister today? Forgot to take your medicine when you went out? No, my sister's body is stronger than a cow, and she never takes medicine when she has a minor illness or something, and she looks very normal, it can't be that her head is burned.

"Thank you, sister!" I happily put away a few coins, but to my dismay, the dress had no pockets.

The skirt my sister gave me has no pockets, and if I buy a wallet for the 200 yuan, I don't think it's worth it, so I just hold it in my hand, and wait a while to buy pants with pockets and put them in my pocket.

My sister seemed to be in good spirits and the checkout was crisp. I bought a lot of big bags and small bags, I silently calculated, from the inside out, from top to bottom, and I could match many combinations, not counting the two hundred and seventy-five that were given to me alone, it cost more than five hundred in total.

The rich have the consumption concept of the rich, and the poor also have the consumption concept of the poor, and I am very touched that my sister can spend so much money for me.

But I decided to change back to men's clothes when I got home, because I wanted to lick my straight and slender legs wrapped in cute stockings...

"It's so tight! It's so itchy! "My head was full of thoughts, and I bent over and reached for the white nylon stockings that were tightly wrapping my legs.

This one is quite expensive, and as a sock, it is about the same price as the denim skirt I was wearing.

"Smack!" My sister slapped away my hand scratching my thigh, flipped over the pair of dead fish eyes that were not shocked, and said lightly: "Don't scratch it, isn't it a shame, so many people are watching." ”

I'm not convinced, I'm a boy, but it's really embarrassing, and some people are looking at me curiously.

The way those people looked at me made me feel like a princess of Fanbang who only took a bath once a year, and I blushed.

My sister pouted in disgust.

Carrying a large bag of clothes, I was curious: "Sister, you don't need to buy so many clothes." "Wearing women's clothes is not my hobby, I did it last night out of curiosity, I'm a boy, and I'm definitely not going to think about how to become a girl and get married.

Even if I'm a pervert, I'm a pervert with a bottom line.

My sister hugged her chest and smiled proudly, "Brother, you think too much." Don't you want to work as a waiter in our hotel, isn't this an opportunity? ”

I'm dumbfounded, who wants to work as a waiter in your hotel? I just want to take advantage of the summer vacation to find a summer job to kill time and earn some pocket money.

What kind of person is my sister, beating people is like hanging a painting. I was worried that if I didn't listen to her, she would beat me.

My sister shrugged her shoulders and suddenly smiled badly, "Follow me, I can take care of you, pay me back the money to buy clothes." After a pause, he looked at my waist and crotch and said, "The two hundred and seventy-five don't have to be returned." ”

I was grateful, her generous and confident expression made my IQ plummet, and I looked at her with a little admiration in my eyes.

Although I don't want to admit it, I am indeed a sister.

Because there are only two of us in the family, I can only rely on my sister. If one day my sister pressed my hands against the wall and picked my chin and smiled evilly, it would be very exciting...

"Call my sister!"

"Sister—" I twisted my waist uneasily, my face as hot as the asphalt road under my feet that could bake a hard-boiled egg.

My sister trembled with excitement and slapped me lightly in the face, "Call Mom!" ”

......

Burst! I vomited three liters of blood.

Why do you think of this picture inexplicably? My sister is indeed a bit of a queen, but I'm not a victim!

True... Perverted!

And even more perverted, I found myself soggy...

My body trembled a little inexplicably, "That, sister... I think... Pee. ”

I guess my sister thought what I said was vulgar, glanced at me, pointed to the KFC in front of me and said, "Go there, it's time not to go home for lunch, let's settle it together here." ”

To be honest, I was tired of eating the special burgers brought back by my sister every day, but I never got tired of the food she brought back from the restaurant for nothing. After all, there is fish and meat, and sometimes there are pig's trotters, prawns and the like, and the taste is also good.

I really don't know why KFC is so popular, isn't it just a foreign-style meat bun, broken things, and even chili sauce in it, no wonder five or two pieces of it!

I said, "Let her brush me with some chili sauce, preferably two more cloves of garlic." ”

My sister squinted and smiled, took out a bag of wipes from her handbag and handed it to me, saying, "Wipe it clean when you're done urinating." I took it and ran to the toilet with my little belly in my arms.

I haven't forgotten my sister's reminder that the women's bathhouse and the women's toilet are quite mysterious in every boy's heart. But when I went to the toilet, I was a little disappointed, there were only two ordinary cubicles.

The rushing water from under me went from fast to slow, and then like a bead with a broken thread, it was a strange feeling. I glanced at the deadbolt of the compartment, it was firmly plugged in, and I blushed and looked down...

Very frustrated, I can't see anything.

I was startled by the sudden knock on the door and the muttering of a girl, "Right away!" ”

I kept my head down and ran out in frustration like a thief.

"Have you washed your hands?" My sister bites on the straw.

I saw the glittering Coke cups on the table and the unknown food on the plates, leaving anything unhappy behind.

"Go wash your hands."

"Uh-huh!" I nodded hurriedly, and ran in the direction of the bathroom with my mules on my mules.

It was the first time I knew that this foreign meat bun shop was selling other things.