"This feels right~" Bing Miao rode the cockroach and completed the running task that originally took two hours in less than ten minutes, "To do this kind of task, you should ride a flying mount, not only with speed, but also to ignore the terrain barriers." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Be content...... This is actually a loophole. This quest is for players who don't have a mount at level 10, and they won't be able to pick it up after level 10. Yuwen Xiuce finished the task one step earlier, and at this time he had already returned to the exchange office to bring the ghost general out again.

The two of them each ran to their own sect's envoys, after all, they didn't have any spells when they went out, and their hearts were really empty.

Click on the dialog box to select the sect they want to worship, and the next moment the two of them disappeared in place, and they were directly led to use their supreme strength...... Uh, mana...... Thrown from Chang'an City to a sect thousands of miles away.

I haven't been back to Fangcun Mountain for a long time, and I don't know if the red-butted monkeys in the mountains I worked so hard to catch are still there...... I haven't seen you for many days, and I ...... in my heart The hatred was not gone, Yuwen Xiuce was murderous, and when he was about to raise his eyes to look into the distance, a sudden change occurred......

[System Channel]: At the beginning of Yunxi, thousands of cranes are singing, the wind is blowing the immortal tricks, and people are staying in Shaohua, congratulations to the chief disciple of Fangcun Mountain to return to his position!

[World Channel]: At the beginning of the clouds, thousands of cranes are singing, the wind is blowing the immortal tricks, and people have stayed in Shaohua, congratulations to the chief disciple of Fangcun Mountain on his return!

……

Bing Miao slowly turned her head, staring at a pair of big watery eyes and flickering aggrievedly: "You didn't even call me!" ”

Yuwen Xiuce was even more aggrieved that tears were about to fall out, so he picked up the eye drops on the table, squeezed two drops to stimulate the tear ducts, and suddenly the tears flowed like a string of broken threads......

"Wronged...... Master, I just returned to the sect, and I was looking for monkeys all over the mountains...... Then the system suddenly made an announcement...... The monkeys who are so scared that they are all hiding! ”

Someone wiping tears from their eyes...... Is it really...... It's blind at first sight!

Bing Miao glanced at Yuwen Xiuce's screen, who said there were no monkeys. What's all this screen all about?! Oh...... It's a disciple of Fang Cun Mountain...... Because the shape is too majestic, I didn't recognize it for a while, I'm really sorry!

Yuwen Xiuce's screen is full of ragged Fang Cun Mountain disciples, looking at this alternative shape, you know that they are all NPCs, after all, even if players want to dress up like monkeys, they can't do it...... So it's clearly going into a cutscene......

The cutscenes are boring, and they are nothing more than monkeys...... Belch. Disciple...... Welcoming the chief homecoming, the mountains celebrating, and the scene of the general joy and running, there is nothing dry. And for Yuwen Xiuce...... This is definitely the game system's recognition of its own pretending strength! It must be recorded and passed on to future generations!

"This is the hidden bonus of choosing the chief disciple of the sect during the closed beta?" Bing Miao leaned over and asked, after all, apart from one reason, I really couldn't think of any other possibilities.

"In order to make achievements, the level has fallen behind a large army, and there are not many players who have not yet chosen a sect...... But as of now. Only when I return to the sect can there be a system announcement, and the others are completely ignored......" Yuwen Xiuce was very satisfied with the system's battle to welcome him back to the mountain, and reasoned with his chin, "Except that the system found out that I am a quiet beautiful man, I really can't find any other reasonable explanation!" ”

Bing Miao trembled and grabbed a slipper, just wanting to give someone next to him who was facing the stinky beauty of the dressing mirror on the table, and hit him hard...... However, you must be careful when making a shot, the vanity mirror is your own. Don't break it......

The system announcement is indeed a delayed easter egg for the success of the campaign leader during the closed beta period. After all, the closed test is such a precious time, and I don't concentrate on leveling. If you don't do your job, you will go to brush up on the sect to contribute...... This kind of two-handed behavior that harms oneself and others still needs to be compensated, even if a money-burning player doesn't think so when he uses money and props to contribute infinitely......

"I think something will happen after the anime...... For example, passing on your peerless magic skills and so on! Bing Miao shook the slippers in her hand while speculating, and a murderous aura called "You dare not take me with you" filled the air.

"Absolutely impossible! What good do you think? How can a game company be so generous?! Although Yuwen Xiuce had the same thoughts and expectations, he forcibly changed his position for the sake of his own life and refuted. Ahem...... Don't think about peerless magic or anything, in fact...... I'm already very satisfied if I can pretend to be forced! ”

"It's not completely impossible to pass on your peerless skills...... I guess it must be the Sunflower Book! Bing Miao changed her strategy and began to use the Great Curse Technique, which had been lost since ancient times, to curse someone to be separated from her little Ding Ding Tianren forever......

"If he dares to teach, I will dare to learn!" Yuwen Xiuce was ruthless, and he did not hesitate to cut off another Yuwen Xiuce in the game. Well, now the people in the rivers and lakes call the little Ding Ding of the White Yaksha children......

"Wow...... Are you really open-minded ......?! Bing Miao was taken aback, this is the rhythm of the flowers in the love field?

"Anyway...... If there is a descendant of this peerless miracle, will the system also announce it to the world? Bing Miao suddenly thought of something and added with a smile.

Yuwen Xiuce suddenly appeared in his mind with a line of big words - the man on the ground is gone, the girl is gone, congratulations to the heir of the Sunflower Treasure Book, Bai Yasha, on reappearing in the rivers and lakes!

[White Yaksha: Why did you remember to use a nickname at this time?] Honestly use the official certification ID Yuwen Xiuce! 】

Thinking of this possibility, someone suddenly broke out in a cold sweat on his spine...... This is to be announced on the system channel, in case the official ID is exposed, Yuwen Xiuce is acting in his true colors, but he uses his real name, which doesn't make people laugh to death......

Even if you don't die of laughter, it is estimated that there is such a wonderful thing as a daughter-in-law...... I'll be worried about it for the rest of my life......

Even if it's for the lower body of the world's beauties...... Born happy, I also have to take care of my body!

Yuwen Xiuce quietly clamped his legs and protected his ...... The source of happiness for the beauties of the world, and then turn your attention back to the animation that is about to end.

The celebration with the theme of celebration has come to an end, and as the last few bouquets of fireworks burn out, the white yaksha appears in a slightly cramped house a few meters square, and can walk from one side of the room to the other in a few steps.

"The sect you chose is so poor...... Bing Miao told the truth, it seems that the hope primary schools in poor areas that have donated money are a little more magnificent than this...... There is no gap in terms of furnishings, and there are not many things to do. But I can't stop people from hoping that the primary school is big! Well, how big? Considering that there is no fence, there are dozens or hundreds of acres of land as far as the eye can see...... It should all be ...... Right?

"Hmph, this is actually the real purpose of them to make such a big formation to welcome the master! Hold on to my thighs~" Yuwen Xiuce took out a stack of limited-edition penny bills from his pocket and counted them one by one......

Although the face value is one cent, considering that this thing has been out of circulation for decades. Each one is not necessarily much cheaper than the unearthed copper plate of the former dynasty......

Playing like this without gloves? This behavior is basically the same as using sandpaper to directly polish and polish the cultural relics, Bingmiao thinks that if she can find a few collectors with not very good brains, she will definitely be able to smoke someone to death on the spot......

So Bing Miao kindly reminded that pretending to be a loser should also be divided into occasions, there are only two people in the house, and they are not outsiders...... It's not a matter of being too cost-effective or too extravagant, it's a matter of intelligence!

Before he could finish speaking, an NPC suddenly appeared in the room silently. For Yuwen Xiuce, it is a ...... full of memories Familiar faces......

The people who came...... npc。 It is the head of the Taishang family on the square inch, who loves a ghost for hundreds of millions of years and doesn't know the relationship between the overlord and the bow...... Bodhi Old Pure ...... Uh, Ancestor.

Yuwen Xiuce was secretly frightened: What's wrong? What kind of wind is blowing the lord here? I don't live in the small courtyard where the birds sing and the flowers are fragrant, and the ghosts are hidden, what are you doing here?

I see! This must have been kicked out...... It must be that there is no harmony with the female ghost......

The truth is revealed! In this way, everything before can be explained, call yourself over to give the sweet dates of the sect chief to eat first, call the monkeys stocked on the mountain back, put on clothes, beat gongs and drums, and cheer for the scene, the real purpose is actually to make yourself the holy hand of the flower bush The golden gun will not fall ten thousand people, and the big Langjun will give a move!

White Yasha: "Miracles of great power...... If it doesn't work once, come twice! ”

White Yasha: "Change your posture and exert yourself hard." Work the thigh quadruple muscles......"

White Yaksha: "There is no need for old cattle to plough the fields, and modern equipment is piled up in the building......"

Bingmiao looked confused from the side. Let's not talk about why Yuwen Xiuce is talking crazy on the current channel, the key is that I don't understand anything...... Seemingly...... Discussing spring ploughing?

[Yuwen Xiuce: That's right, as soon as the other party has spring, he will plough the field fiercely! 】

"Hmm......" Bodhi Ancestor groaned slightly and said slowly, "I came to ask you." Do you want to enlarge my mountain lintel? ”

"I don't want to ......" Yuwen Xiuce not only refused without hesitation, but also made Hakuyasha make a disdainful move.

Bing Miao looked at the corners of her mouth twitching to the side...... is worthy of being a Hall of Fame glory player, and the number of ways to play the game is different from others...... How is this amazing?

Someone's off-the-beaten-path response...... Well, it's not a matter of taking the usual path, it's not the road at all......

Dealing with someone who doesn't walk the road of response. The Bodhi Ancestor did not react unexpectedly.

"Why is that?" Bodhi Ancestor didn't get angry, he still had the elegant appearance of a middle-aged scholar, and said calmly, "Most people in the world take the glorious lintel as their lifelong wish, after all, the same root and the same branch, the source of the same water, why not do things that benefit each other?" What's more, there are many comments of loyalty and pillars behind the glorious lintel, and it is not more honorable than simply riding a man and riding in this world? ”

[Author: It's tiring to write the wording of the two sentences just now...... I'm worried that the writing isn't good enough......]

[Yuwen Xiuce: Don't worry......]

[Author: I'm ...... that you're so considerate all of a sudden Not adapting to ......】

[Yuwen Xiuce: ...... that no one reads]

[Author: Although you are acting normally...... But why am I still uncomfortable? Sure enough, I have to pump you to feel comfortable! 】

Get down to business!

Looking at the saint temperament of the Bodhi Ancestor, Bing Miao was so envious that his eyes were full of little stars, if he hadn't already entered the Dragon Palace, if he hadn't been able to mobilize Yuwen Xiuce, he might have been abducted to Fangcun Mountain......

[Yuwen Xiuce: Come! Accompany the master to see the mountains and ...... Monkeys caught with your own hands! 】

Yuwen Xiuce had contact with Bodhi Ancestor when he was in closed beta, and he also experienced an unimaginable plot...... It is impossible to maintain the longing of the high mountains like Bingmiao......

However, in the face of Bodhi Ancestor's questioning, Yuwen Xiuce's expression was rarely serious, and he put away his usual playful appearance and said, "The Tao is natural, I don't seek the Tao, and the Tao will naturally come to me." What Fangcun Mountain should look like, there is no need to force it. What's more, if you really want to help all sentient beings, you won't shrink here and guard the female ghost every day......"

After taking it seriously for less than a word, Yuwen Xiuce returned to his former prodigal appearance and opened his mouth to ridicule Bodhi Ancestor.

"There is no hot kang head ......" Patriarch Bodhi obviously listened carefully to what Yuwen Xiuce said, but the part that raised objections was a little confusing...... Shouldn't you dig into the problem of Yuwen Xiuce's refusal to be generous? Care about the hot kang head...... You deserve to be poor like this!

"Take one!" Yuwen Xiuce instructed, "The wife and children have hot kang heads, and if there is no hot kang head, how can there be a baby?" Doll. If you have fewer children, how can you keep your wife! ”

"Hmm~ Dashan!" Patriarch Bodhi nodded in praise.

This conversation made Bing Miao look confused again, looking at the two hooligans inside and outside the screen, and asked, "What kind of situation is this?" Rogue meetings? ”

"This is the first academic exchange meeting of flower art lovers in Fangcun Mountain! This is not for minors to participate, children play with urine and mud at the same time! Yuwen Xiuce pulled Bingmiao away, threw him a piece of plasticine, and then pointed to the bathroom, signaling to go there and play slowly.

"If you don't have enough to live and can't open the mud, I can help you~" Yuwen Xiuce suffocated a full cup of tea, suggesting that Bingmiao could let go of his hands and feet at any time for the sake of his brother, ...... Urine plasticine face.

Bingmiao carefully pinched a lifelike fist with plasticine, and then under Yuwen Xiuce's puzzled gaze, he rolled the remaining plasticine into strips and tightly pestled it into the middle of the fist......

The plasticine that carried his strong emotions was facing Yuwen Xiuce's position, Bing Miao turned to operate the night god moon to worship the Dragon Palace, and did the master's task step by step to learn introductory spells, while Yuwen Xiuce continued to be in the hut, and had academic discussions with Bodhi Patriarch on physiological hygiene and flower picking.

Listening to the experience taught by Yuwen Xiuce, the big brick family for a long time, the Bodhi Patriarch decided to unite knowledge and action, go back to the female ghost to verify the truth of Marxism-Leninism, and asked Yuwen Xiuce before leaving, "Do you want to pass on some unique spells to you?" Similar to "Lingtai Mind Technique - Breaking Illusion". ”

"Don't!" Yuwen Xiuce's head shook like a rattle, "I want to attack powerfully, the kind that takes the heads of 10,000 people in the crowd!" ”

"Take the general in the crowd...... Well? You're talking about the head of 10,000 people?! "Patriarch Bodhi was taken aback, there are still such spells in Fangcun Mountain, so I also want to learn it!

"I didn't ...... There are ......" Patriarch Bodhi replied a little embarrassed, in order to avoid Yuwen Xiuce misunderstanding that he was not strong enough, he added, "Taoism does not pay so much attention to the spell of killing, we pay attention to conforming to heaven and earth, and nourishing the spirit!" ”

Yuwen Xiuce used his profound background of reading through the Taoist collection for many years to seriously understand the meaning that the Bodhi Ancestor wanted to express...... After a long time, he said angrily, "Nourish your anger? Does this mean that the war is all about farting? Are you a Skunk Saint Seiya?! ”

[Author: It's a biological fermentation saint! ] If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense! (To be continued.) )

PS: 2-in-1, try to see how to send 4000 directly at one time...... As a patient with severe difficulty in naming names, it is almost death to have to name twice a day...... The author feels that this will be a better reading experience...... However, the author also thinks that it would be better to post his own photos and read them......

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