Chapter 29: The farce before the camp
In order to facilitate the scavenging action of barbecue, Tian Tiannan deliberately slowed down the speed of moving forward, not to mention, this guy really lived up to Brother Tiannan's expectations for it, until he walked out of the desert, and forcibly picked up more than a dozen pieces of various bronze equipment without duplication.
But they were all devastated in the desert, and all the items they picked up were broken, and the repair required ranged from 100 to 1,000 sacrifice points.
At present, Tian Tiannan may face the sacrificial task at any time, so he is not ready to repair these bronze equipment immediately, anyway, he can complete the repair by throwing it into his backpack and paying for the sacrificial point, and it is completely fine to repair it when needed.
Relying on barbecue alone, the efficiency and income were very low, so in the end, they only harvested 15 first-order and second-order bronze equipment, and then the group walked out of the desert.
"Whew... Finally a little green, Miao Miao, go, go with my brother to get water, you have to take a good bath! Standing on the edge of the desert, looking at the oasis in front of him, Tian Tiannan missed his bath bucket very much, although he brought enough water, but he was not extravagant enough to use it for bathing, so he could only wipe his body with cold water for more than ten days.
Seeing the oasis at this time, Brother Tiannan's body began to itch inexplicably, and he urgently needed to take a bath.
"Listen to my orders, the whole army will attack!"
"Roar!"
"Hahaha..."
Watching Tian Tiannan and a bear and a lion rush into the lake of the oasis to spread joy, Miao Miao had a shallow smile on her face, she enjoyed her life very much, she didn't have to worry about eating the last meal or not, she didn't have to worry about being beaten, the new master was really like a "sister" to her, and she was promoted to a warrior, even today, everything is still like a dream.
After a rest, hunting some creatures in the oasis to replenish food, the next day, the group continued on the road.
When he arrived here, he was finally no longer inaccessible, and along the way, Tian Tiannan saw three waves of people, ranging from a few to a dozen.
However, they didn't mix well, although they wore high-end furs, but the ones in their hands were very cheap, most of them were maces, and a few carried stone axes in their hands, but they were similar to the kind of simple things seen in museums in previous lives, polished and then tied to a wooden stick.
Therefore, for Tian Tiannan, who looked like an iron plate at first glance, these groups of people chose to avoid it at the first time.
"Cut, it's boring, I thought I could encounter a few waves of robbery or something, it's boring!" In this regard, Brother Tiannan seemed very disappointed and bored.
And next to it, a woman and two beasts could only silently give this sao bag three big eyes.
If nothing else, the exaggerated shape of Da Zhuang can reject people thousands of miles away, who dares to come up?
In this case, if you really encounter someone who dares to come up and rob, you will either be brainless or a strong enemy.
So, it's better to be safe...
The further you go in, the more people there are, and finally, a large basin appears in front of you.
At the entrance to the basin, there is only a "glimmer of heaven" for people to pass through, and there are not only sentry posts outside, but the equipment of these guards is far more advanced than those poor ghosts on the road, so there is no doubt that this should be a gathering place for human beings, and it is still the kind of people who rule.
"Qiang Qiang Qiang..."
In the process of entering, because of the existence of Da Zhuang and the barbecue, there was almost a conflict, and I thought about it, a big grizzly bear that could walk upright, and it was not a good look, plus a big lion with thief eyebrows and rat eyes, if it weren't for the existence of Tian Tiannan and Miao Miao, two human beings in the team.
It is estimated that the guards of this gathering place will have to regard Da Zhuang and Yakiniku as beasts that are going to invade here, and then launch an attack.
In this case, Tian Tiannan, the honorable "priest", naturally wanted to come forward.
In the other party's incomprehensible gaze, Tian Tiannan walked up to a person who looked like a small leader or squad leader, and without saying a word, he raised his hand and twitched it with a big mouth.
Hearing only the crisp sound of "pop", not only was the person concerned stunned, but even the other guards and the people around who were still waiting to enter were dumbfounded.
"Hey, this kid has a bad brain, right? Someone who dares to hit the camp patrol? ”
"I think you're stupid! Look at the guys, and look at the two unusually obedient beasts, if this man is not a priest, I will eat this axe in my hand! ”
"Seconded! Normally, we don't dare to offend these wolves who don't know how to restrain themselves, but obviously today these fools have run into an iron plate, and a priest can't even be provoked by the leader of the camp, let alone these little minions! ”
"Hahaha... Anyway, I feel comfortable now, this mouth, fanned beautifully! ”
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Listening to the surrounding discussions, Tian Tiannan had a certain understanding of the camp he was about to enter. However, he was not surprised that the person who was able to set up a camp in such a penal colony was most likely a dictator or an emperor.
These people who were banished to the second world are not like him, they need to be equipped with equipment, and they want a younger brother to have a younger brother. So this camp is very important to all the people living in the surrounding area, so even if they know that they will be exploited, they have to gather here in order to survive.
"I can see that you are very unpopular, and in the same way, this priest also dislikes you, so you can do it!" There was an evil smile on the corner of his mouth, and he himself was secretly refreshed by the mouth just now, and his eyes when he looked at each other at this moment were full of playfulness.
"Priest!?"
"Damn, what a priest!"
"Hahaha, this kid is going to die today!"
Because of Tian Tiannan's self-proclaim, the surroundings instantly exploded, the sacred and powerful profession of "priest" is equivalent to "noble" in the sacrificial world, and even if it is an exiled "nobleman", it is not comparable to a group of commoners!
Glancing at the three behind Tian Tiannan, this squad leader knew that he really provoked someone he shouldn't have messed with today.
In fact, on the road, those people could see that Tian Tiannan was not an ordinary person, why did this squad leader ignore this when he came here?
For no other reason, the sense of superiority that he had gradually cultivated as the person in charge of this post for a long time had reached the point where he had no one in his eyes.
With the concept of "there is a cover behind me", even when he saw the lineup when Tian Tiannan came, he still habitually thought that the other party would look at the face of everyone in the camp and give him a little thin face.
Thus, this brain-dead event that does not go through the brain happens. In the sacrificial world, ordinary people dare to draw their swords at a priest, that is really impatient!
"Look at you, it's pathetic and pathetic..." Looking down at the squad leader who was kneeling on the ground and trembling, and was already completely confused, Brother Tiannan experienced a plot that could only appear in novels and film and television dramas before.
Seeing that things were not going well, the guards near the entrance of the first line of heaven hurriedly rushed into the camp to find someone who was qualified to talk to the priest.
This move naturally couldn't escape Tian Tiannan's eyes, but he didn't stop it, because this was the fastest way to see the top level of this camp, and for the owner of this camp, Tian Tiannan always had to meet before entering.
It's like playing a game in the past, and every time you go to a city, you have to meet the city lord first to see if you can get some special missions.
And if Brother Nan's starting point is already very high today, the priest, and the intermediate priest with two warriors, I think it will definitely make the owner of this camp very "surprised", right?
Squatting down and gently patting the face of the squad leader with his hand, Tian Tiannan said softly: "Do you say that your master will save you?" Or do you want to cut off your head to quench the wrath of this priest? ”
"Ahh is such a sentence that completely collapsed the other party.
"Lord Priest, the small ones have eyes without beads, the small ones have eyes without beads, and please don't dirty your hands for the sake of a small life! Bang··· Bang..." While begging for mercy, the team leader kowtowed frantically in front of Tian Tiannan.
"Tut-tut, sure enough, if you can be tougher, I can still feel more interesting, and it is useful to beg for mercy, so where do you want the priest's face to go?" Indifferently saying this to the team leader, Tian Tiannan beckoned to the barbecue.
"My little kitten hasn't eaten live food for a few days, and it doesn't seem like I need to find some hors d'oeuvres for it today, looking at your belly, there is a lot of oil and water, and it should barely meet its appetite."
"Roar!"
As soon as the clever roast heard what the master said, he knew what to do, opened his bloody mouth, and glanced up and down at the squad leader with a pair of eyes, looking very interested.
After that, the barbecue that was full of fun even began to play freely, strolling in front of the team leader, licking his tongue on his face, and then smashing his mouth, looking back at Tian Tiannan, and nodded slightly, seeing what it meant: I'm still satisfied, can I start?
This guy scared the team leader to pee, but his legs were already scared and weak, so he had to use his hands and feet together and began to crawl towards the entrance of the first line of heaven.
However, with his speed, the barbecue jumped in front of him with a slight leap, and the big paw pressed on the other man's head without saying a word.
"Ahhh Ahh Immediately after, the terrible screams resounded, and the scalp tingled when I heard it.
"What's it called, shut him up!"
After receiving the master's order, the barbecue paw slapped on the back of the other party's head, and he fainted at that time.
The whole process only lasted a few minutes, and when the barbecue returned to Tian Tiannan's legs, he rubbed Tian Tiannan affectionately with his big head, and when the picture of a cute big cat constantly pleasing the owner appeared in everyone's eyes, the huge contrast between the front and back couldn't help but make their scalps tingle, and they subconsciously kept retreating.
I have to say that this kind of thing can really only be done by this guy who barbecues, let Da Zhuang come, it is very likely that the captain will be crushed with a slap like a watermelon, that picture...
So, turning his head to the barbecue, Tian Tiannan whispered: "Good performance, let Miao Miao add you dinner tonight." ”
"Woo..." As soon as the word "additional meal" came out of the owner's mouth, the barbecue rubbed harder.