Chapter 386: Someone who doesn't understand

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Parrots, to be exact. Chen Mo couldn't understand how there were so many parrots here, it seemed that they were the real masters of this bay, and all the rest were guests living here.

The reason why Chen Mo was able to find out that these animals were parrots was because four or five parrots had already flown down at this moment, and went straight to the melon seller and the bald head who were still continuing up the stairs.

At first, Chen Mo didn't care, but as the four or five parrots flew down, and many alarmed parrots flew down, Chen Mo realized that the situation seemed to be a little wrong, and he was about to shout, but he was afraid of alarming more flat-haired beasts, so he had to ask Wei Chuangchuang to hurry down with the melon seller in the team channel.

It's okay to sell melons, after receiving Chen Mo's instructions, he began to run down the stairs, but how could a few miscellaneous parrots be put in the eyes of Wei Chuangchuang, and the knife fell in his hand, and he was not happy to kill.

At this moment, the nearby birds instantly rioted, and hundreds of parrots flew down one by one, scratching at the bald head. The bald one was unsteady on his feet, lost his balance, and rolled down with a grunt.

The melon seller, who was still running down, was hit hard this time, and the two of them slipped up and rolled down. Seeing that the birds still refused to give up, several people had to retreat for the time being. But the little monster behind him refreshed again, making a few people embarrassed.

In the end, he hid in the cabin of a medium-sized ship, which was considered a temporary peace.

Looking at Wei Chuangchuang as a daredevil, Chen Mo was angry, and while spitting out bird feathers that kept floating to his mouth, he said: "Phew, bald, bah, come here, bah, I'll show you a baby." ”

When Wei Chuangchuang heard this, he ran over with a happy fart: "Brother Mo, what the hell, what good things are there!" ”

Seeing Wei Chuangchuang running in front of him, Chen Mo slapped Wei Chuangchuang on the back of the head, and this time the force was not small, and he directly hit the bald head and staggered. Chen Mo said angrily: "How about it, this baby is good!" I said you, why do you talk so much nonsense, you don't know how to run if you attract the blame, your eyes are lame! ”

Wei Chuangchuang knew that he had run away, and after being beaten by Chen Mo, he hid far away, and said very aggrievedly: "How do I know, I thought it was just a few broken birds......

Chen Mo directly interrupted Wei Chuangchuang's explanation: "You are embarrassed to say, why don't you come down if you are asked to come down?" Didn't see that these birds were controlled by NPCs? ”

Wei Chuangchuang was really stunned at this time, he really didn't find out. But it's not to blame him, he climbed half with the melon seller, his vision was blocked, he really didn't see that there were NPCs on it, just now I thought the names of these birds were a little strange, what is it called a stone fire parrot, this species has never heard of it, the feelings turned out to be the parrots of the Stone Fire Brotherhood.

Thinking of this, the bald head patted his head and said, "No wonder! Brother Mo, I see! ”

Chen Mo was not polite, put on a smile and asked, "Understood?" You come here. ”

Huo Ling was happy on the side and said, "Haha, Brother Mo takes care of his bald head, don't give me face!" ”

Wei Chuangchuang shook his head: "I'm not going!" ”

Chen Mo followed the temptation and said: "Come here, bald head, I'll show you a big baby!" ”

Wei Chuangchuang decisively refused and said: "Don't go, Brother Mo, you are lying!" ”

Chen Mo changed his routine and said, "Bald, have you ever heard of a stupid roe deer?" Do you know why the silly roe deer is called the silly roe deer? ”

The bald head suddenly became interested: "I know, I know, cute, thief teasing!" But why call it a stupid roe deer? ”

Chen Mo: "Come here, I'll tell you." ”

Wei Chuangchuang: "Okay! ”

Selling melons to support the amount: "......"

Huo Ling snickered.

Yun Xingyu Shi hid his face and was speechless.

After receiving another slap from Chen Mo on the head, Wei Chuangchuang ran to the side again, covering his head and looking at Chen Mo pitifully: "Brother Mo, you bully honest people!" ”

Chen Mo shook his head and said seriously: "No, I'm just teaching you, what is a stupid roe deer!" ”

This time, except for the bald head, everyone couldn't hold back, laughed, and the embarrassment just now was swept away.

But this bald head is smart, and when he saw that the atmosphere was good, he ran to find Huo Ling again. Who knew that the two didn't say a few words, and the girl was annoyed again! Ran to the side and ignored him again.

Chen Mo looked funny, walked up to Wei Chuangchuang and whispered: "Hey, bald, what are you doing, why do you keep making people angry?" ”

As soon as the bald head heard that it was Chen Mo's business, he subconsciously trembled, and covered his head and jumped away. Turning around, seeing that Chen Mo had no intention of continuing to bully him, he groaned for a while, sighed and said, "Brother Mo, why do you say women are so difficult to understand?" ”

Chen Mo snorted and burst out happy, why did this guy suddenly become deeper, and it seemed that he had suffered a lot of frustration, so he asked, "What's wrong?" Emotionally frustrated? Let my confidant brother enlighten you. ”

In fact, after all, Chen Mo is also a real single dog now, Chen Mo, who has not been in love for several years, is as confused about the temper of these girls as bald heads.

Wei Chuangchuang said with a bitter face: "Brother Mo, a few days ago, before the competition, I went to Jinling with Wang Zhe to play a round. ”

Chen Mo became interested as soon as he heard this, and asked, "Yo, have you met?" ”

Obviously, when he mentioned this, Wei Chuangchuang looked pained, frowned and said, "Brother Mo, what kind of eyes are you, we just met, and we didn't do anything else." ”

Chen Mo was anxious to listen to the following, and urged: "Seriously! ”

Wei Chuangchuang is like a frosted eggplant: "It turns out that the captain told us on a mission that once some men enter the mall with women, facing crowded customers, long queues, endless picking and trying on, the psychological pressure will increase, and the highest state of pressure may be equivalent to a fighter pilot or we are experiencing an emergency when performing a dangerous mission." At the time I thought the captain was joking, but now I know it's true! It's true, Brother Mo! ”

Chen Mo laughed when he heard it, it turned out that when he was in college, he also went shopping with his girlfriend, and was even caught by his mother to carry his bag when he was a child. Regarding the feeling of the bald head, Chen Mo can only express the same period.

The bald head seemed to be caught up in the memories of the pain, and continued: "Also, Lingling took 2 black and white striped dresses and asked me which one looks better, excuseme?" What I'm not good at is playing everyone to find the difference! I don't see any difference at all, right!? And then she thought I was perfunctory, what style did she say? Fit? Fabric? Stripe thickness? How do I know that! ”

After speaking, Wei Chuangchuang continued with some resentment: "Why can't you be reasonable? As soon as I reasoned with her, she told me about my attitude, and what was wrong with my attitude??? ”

"Also, she told me yesterday that she wanted to lose weight, so I changed the snack harvest address I bought for her to my own house, and she got angry again! Why do you say you want to lose weight all day long? Why do you have to eat snacks while talking about losing weight? ”

"Why should I be angry when I see that she is fat, why can't I see that she is fat and she is angry??"

Just when the bald head kept pouring bitter water, the melon seller who came over and Chen Mo were already laughing back and forth, fortunately, Huo Ling and Yun Xingyushi had already left the cabin, otherwise the bald head would be unlucky again.

And looking at Chen Mo and the melon seller who couldn't stop laughing, Wei Chuangchuang felt that if he was with Huo Ling, his hair seemed to have no hope of growing.