Valverde finally opened the golden mouth: "Of course, the difference in strength between Manchester United and Barcelona will not be 5 goals!" They were able to win because they had two people, one was Bai and the other was Old Lieutenant Liu. ”

A number of media reporters know that Valverde is satirizing Manchester United central defender Bailly's malicious foul on Messi, which eventually led to Messi's injury and departure.

The British journalists in the press room were indignant. Can just one malicious foul be used to score six goals in the whole game? Besides, Manchester United also paid the price for Bailly's foul. They played 10 against 11 for most of the game.

However, Valverde changed his words and said what was in his heart: "Of course, 100 Bayi are not worth an old lieutenant!" I was just thinking that if Barcelona could have an old lieutenant, they would definitely win the Champions League! A guy who came on with an injury, a tough guy who stuck with a closed pin, a hat-trick, two assists. How else can we praise this man? The king of the pitch? The God of the Theater of Dreams? No word of praise can describe this tough guy! If he were twenty years younger, I think his achievements would definitely be able to surpass Messi, Ronaldo, Platini, Beckenbauer, Pele and Maradona! ”

The applause in the press hall was thunderous.

Journalists in the media seem to be very fond of both head coaches to praise the old lieutenant. The reporter asked Mourinho: "Dear coach Mourinho, how do you comment on the performance of the old lieutenant in this game?" ”

Mourinho smiled: "I can't describe it in words. When he scored the game-winning goal, I even felt the urge to rush up and kiss his left foot. The acquisition of the old lieutenant from Coventry at the start of the season is what I think is the most successful transfer for Manchester United in almost 10 years! ”

Jose Mourinho received a text message from the team doctor.

He took the initiative to say to the media: "There is good news! The team doctor just told me that the old lieutenant's gastrocnemius muscle was fine. Take a month off and should be able to get back on the field! Next matchup。。。。。 By the way, I was just celebrating with my teammates, so who can tell me how the other games were? ”

The reporter of the "Team Daily" took the initiative to get up and said: "Dear coach Mourinho. In the other three matches of the just-concluded Champions League quarterfinals, Real Madrid eliminated Spartacus Moscow 7-0 over two legs. Bayern Munich beat Monaco 4-2 on aggregate over two legs. Juventus beat Paris Saint-Germain 2-0. Manchester United, Bayern Munich, Real Madrid, Juventus are in the Champions League semi-finals this season! ”

Mourinho said: "Thank you. It doesn't matter if our opponents in a month are Real Madrid or Bayern or Juventus, I think the old lieutenant will be on the pitch. Even if the team doctor doesn't agree, he will ask to play. I couldn't refuse the request of such a tough guy. ”

Manchester City Hospital.

Hundreds of patients, doctors, and nurses gathered at the door of the ward where the old lieutenant Liu Yun was lying! These people came to ask the old lieutenant for an autograph.

Ms. Nightingale, the director of the Manchester City Hospital, walked to the ward and scolded the doctors and nurses with awe-inspiring attitude: "You are medical workers, and you have the sacred mission of saving lives and helping the wounded!" You should work hard while you're at work, not ask for autographs from Manchester United stars here! ”

After being reprimanded by the dean, the nurses and doctors returned disappointed.

The dean's tone became softened, and he said to the patients in front of the ward: "Liu, like you, is a patient. You should rest in peace. If you interrupt his rest and his injury worsens, chances are he will miss the Champions League semi-finals. ”

When the sick heard this, they all dispersed.

Lady Nightingale entered the ward: "Hello old lieutenant, I am Nightingale, director of Manchester City Hospital. Are you satisfied with the comfort level of your room? ”

Liu Yun nodded: "Thank you, Ms. Nightingale. It's cozy here! ”

Nightingale came to ask for warmth, but it is true to use her authority to do another big thing.

Nightingale slurred: "That, Liu, my two grandsons and one granddaughter are all your fans." Can.... Sign them off? ”

Liu Yun nodded: "Yes!" ”

Nightingale pulled out the pen in his jacket pocket. Then he took out a small notebook.

Liu Yun shook his head.

Nightingale thought the Manchester United superstar had played a big role and repented. She was shocked. Lovely grandsons and granddaughters are looking forward to the old lieutenant's autograph at home! How good is that?

Who would have thought that Liu Yun said to her: "Madam, there seems to be no commemorative significance on the notebook." ”

Liu Yun got out of bed and took out his jersey, pants, and boots from under the bed.

Liu Yun told Ms Nightingale: "I came out of Trafford and went to the hospital. The clothes didn't have time to be sent home. The shirt, the pants and the boots are what I wore against Barcelona. Just so it happens, the shorts and boots for your two little grandchildren, and the jerseys for your little granddaughter. ”

Ms. Nightingale's eyes almost lit up. Suddenly, she said, "That's still not good." ”

When Liu Yun heard this, he looked at his jersey, which was stained with the grass color of the turf. He knew that most doctors had a habit of cleanliness. Give away the clothes you wear, and people will definitely dislike them.

Liu Yun said: "It's not good. I should have given your family a clean jersey that I didn't wear. I asked my wife to send it over in the afternoon。。。。。 ”

Ms. Nightingale's head shook like a rattle: "No, no, no, Liu!" On Manchester United's Miracle Day, the shirt and boots worn by the old lieutenant have incomparable collection value. That's right. My husband is also a big fan of Manchester United. I mean, can you give the jersey to my husband. Two boots for my grandchildren and shorts for my granddaughter? ”

Liu Yun smiled dumbly.

He took Ms. Nightingale's pen and asked for the names of the Nightingale family. Then I brushed and signed my name:

"Dear Mr. Byrne, I wish you good health. Liu Yun. ”

"Lovely little Robert, listen to grandma, grow up quickly and become a member of the Manchester United team as soon as possible. Liu Yun. ”

"Lovely little Donnie, listen to grandma, grow up quickly and become a member of the Manchester United team as soon as possible. Liu Yun. ”

"Beautiful little Lily, listen to grandma, grow up quickly, and marry a handsome Manchester United guy as soon as possible. Liu Yun. ”

Nightingale took the jersey, shorts, and boots, and smiled from ear to ear. She said goodbye to Liu Yun, walked to the door of the ward, and looked left and right like a thief. Seeing that no doctors and nurses were paying attention, he walked out of the ward like a thief with the baby in his hand.

This is really, only the dean is allowed to ask for a jersey, and the nurse is not allowed to ask for an autograph.

Ms. Nightingale returned to her office and locked the old lieutenant's autographed jersey and boots in the safe.