Chapter 0942: You're going to boo in the elevator?
Wang Shiyu was pulled up from the ground by Park Nini and Sakura, and wanted to go to Ye Xiaofei to theorize, but found that she couldn't provoke him again. If you can't provoke it, then you can afford to hide, so Wang Shiyu hid on the other side of the elevator and sulked alone.
It was still pitch black in the elevator, and the atmosphere became much more oppressive.
"Alas, boring." Ye Xiaofei squatted down and leaned against the wall of the elevator.
At this time, the sound of high heels sounded, the fragrant wind hit, and Park Nini also squatted beside him. "It's boring indeed."
"That beauty, let's talk for a while." Ye Xiaofei smiled.
Wang Shiyu was even more angry. I'm half angry, you don't know how to comfort me, and you still have time to flirt with girls. After I go out, I will definitely ask my sister Wang Chenxi to cut off relations with you.
"Your name is Ye Xiaofei, right, what a strange name." Park Nini leaned over his side.
"How handsome my name is." Ye Xiaofei said shamelessly.
Wang Shiyu snorted coldly, "Shameless! β
"It's rude for two of us to talk, and one of us shouldn't interject, and it's rude to disturb someone else."
After Ye Xiaofei finished speaking, Park Nini was already amused by him and giggled. It turns out that Chinese talk so interestingly, and today is really a long insight.
Wang Shiyu turned around and simply didn't talk to that guy, it would lower his IQ.
"By the way, Ye Xiaofei, you played the game so well." Park Nini praised.
"I'm better in some ways."
"In what way?"
"For example, doing push-ups in bed, I can last an hour without panting."
"Why do push-ups in bed? Do you Chinese do push-ups in bed? β
"No, occasionally on the couch, in the car, on the grass...... Anyway, it's just doing push-ups, it's all exercise. β
Pu Nini couldn't hear the meaning of Ye Xiaofei's words, but Wang Shiyu could hear it. This kid turned around and told Huang Nini about pornography, that girl was too naΓ―ve.
Anyway, it's none of her business, Wang Shiyu pretended not to hear it.
However, it's just a pretense.
Listening to Ye Xiaofei tell Pu Nini a yellow joke for half an hour, Wang Shiyu leaned on the corner of the elevator, and suddenly had an urge to release water. The main reason is that he has listened to a lot of yellow jokes, and Wang Shiyu can't help it.
No, bear with me.
If there are Pu Nini and Sakura in the elevator, it is nothing, but with Ye Xiaofei here, he is a boy after all, which is too embarrassing.
But people have three urgencies, and this release of water does not mean that it can be endured and passed. Especially after drinking two bottles of beer at dinner and drinking some juice at KTV, she really couldn't hold back. If it goes on like this, I'm sure I'll pee my pants.
What to do?
Solve it in place? It's so dark, that guy can't see it. But it also makes a sound, and if they hear it, they will be ashamed to death.
But it's impossible for a big living person to be suffocated to death by a soak of urine, right?
It became more and more uncomfortable, and she could obviously feel the pressure from her bladder, and Wang Shiyu felt that her stomach was about to explode.
No, I can't bear it.
The main thing is that I can't help it!
"That...... That one...... That ......"
Wang Shiyu wanted to talk to them, but it was difficult to speak.
Ye Xiaofei was still telling Huang jokes to Pu Nini and Sakura, and the two of them actually seemed to understand and listened to them with relish.
Hearing Wang Shiyu talking in the corner, Ye Xiaofei asked, "What are you doing?" Why don't you come and listen to my story? β
Listen to your sister's big-headed ghost! Miss Ben wants to pee!
Wang Shiyu was so angry that she couldn't wait to take off her high heels and make a few holes in Ye Xiaofei's head.
"I ...... I...... I ......"
"Don't be distracted, if you want to listen, come over together, I'll tell you something more exciting." Ye Xiaofei smiled, with a bad expression on his face.
Don't look at Wang Shiyu's usual seriousness, I didn't expect her to be so good.
"You ......" Wang Shiyu wanted to refute a few words, but now she couldn't hold back, so she had to lower her voice and whispered: "I...... Want to pee. β
Pee?
it!
How can you do that kind of thing in front of me!
Ye Xiaofei swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva.
"Well, this, you just pee over there, I won't bother you."
You're trying to disturb me peeing? Point B face OK no!
Wang Shiyu has already understood that with Ye Xiaofei, she will be angry with him for at least 20 years less.
"Ye Xiaofei, you turn around, don't peek!" Wang Shiyu began to squat on the ground, with her hands on her waist.
"Hey, hey, it's so dark, I can't see it if you let me see it." Ye Xiaofei's eyes widened, even if Lao Tzu could see it, I said I couldn't see it!
Wang Shiyu and the three of them really believed it, because it was really dark in the elevator, and there was no light. Even Park Nini, who was closest to Ye Xiaofei, couldn't see where Ye Xiaofei was, and could only hear his voice.
Of course, Ye Xiaofei is blessed by the god of darkness, anyway, he can see Wang Shiyu. If you don't wear that mask on your face, you have an attribute that increases your vision range by 5 meters. For the current situation, it's an artifact.
Of course, Ye Xiaofei will not be shameless to that extent. Turned around and jumped up, reached out and grabbed the camera in the elevator, and with a click, pulled it down hard.
Although there is no power in this elevator, God knows if this camera is still working.
"Ye Xiaofei, what are you doing?" Hearing the voice, Wang Shiyu just wanted to release the water, but was so frightened that she suffocated back.
"The camera in the elevator is pointing at you, I'm just going to take it down."
"You, how do you know where the camera is?" Wang Shiyu suddenly realized something.
"I saw it when the elevator wasn't broken."
"You're not really going to see me, are you?" Wang Shiyu still didn't believe it.
"Then you want me to try?"
Can not see. Wang Shiyu really couldn't see Ye Xiaofei and reluctantly believed him.
Soon there was a booing sound in the corner, and Ye Xiaofei and the three of them only felt that the pores of their bodies were erected, and they were covered with goosebumps.
Made, it's so exciting! It's more exciting than telling pornographic jokes!
After putting out the water, Wang Shiyu comfortably put on her pants. At this time, her face was also hot, and it was a shame to think that she was actually doing this kind of thing in the elevator in front of a boy.
After Wang Shiyu finished putting out the water, Park Nini and Sakura next to her also stood up.
"Well, I want to make it easier too."
"Me too."
Hearing the words of the two of them, Ye Xiaofei had the urge to kick the elevator door away. What do you think of elevators? Do I have mixed access to public toilets?
So Ye Xiaofei also said: "You guys speed up, in fact, I've been holding back for a long time." β
"You're ...... No, hold on! Wang Shiyu shouted at Ye Xiaofei.
"Only Zhou officials are allowed to set fires, and people are not allowed to? I'm sick to my stomach and I want to poop! β
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(End of chapter)