How can you keep Rooney from messing around?

Of course, I directly wiped little Rooney with a knife to ensure that this goods can't go out in the future.

But the question is, is it a bit too much to directly let Rooney play women's football?

Many people ask what if they suddenly become a woman one day.

The answer is, let the brothers cool off first!

But Vardy felt that he couldn't do anything in the face of Rooney, who had become a woman......

So this idea can only be buried deep in the heart, and I really can't do it.

Sneaking back into the dressing room, Vardy began to rummage through boxes and cabinets to find Rooney's phone.

With one operation, Rooney's mobile phone saved his own number into another name, and the owner of this name is the little nurse who is now having a hot fight with Rooney.

After thinking about it, Vardy felt that it was not right, didn't he put himself in it?

So Vardy quickly changed it back, and then changed the name of Ferdinand stored in Rooney's phone to the name of the little nurse.

Well, it has nothing to do with me!

Vardy then pulled out Rio Ferdinand's phone, edited a text message and sent it to Rooney.

"Honey, I feel hot and I need someone to give me a warm hug! I'll be waiting for you in the evening, room 409 of the Laurie Hotel. You don't have to reply to my text messages, you don't have to call me, I just want to wait for you quietly alone! ”

Send!

Delete!

Hidden merit and fame!

Having done all this, Vardy snickered and left the dressing room.

After training and the United players went back to the dressing room together, Vardy's attention was always on Wayne Rooney to see how he would react.

Rooney didn't know that someone was secretly observing, so he got dressed and took out his phone, only to find that someone had sent a text message.

After reading the text message, Rooney's whole body seemed to explode, exuding a strong hormonal aura all over his body, and his flushed face fully betrayed his inner thoughts.

The others didn't know what was going on like Vardy, and they all looked at Rooney curiously.

Rooney hurriedly slipped his phone into his pocket, acting as if nothing was going on.

After everyone left, Rooney came over and grabbed Vardy.

"Jamie, come with me to do a look, I'm going to swing the dragon tail again tonight, don't envy me!" Rooney's stinky fart appearance gave Vardy the urge to take off his shoes and slap him in the face.

Having finally gotten rid of Rooney, Vardy moved on to the next step in his plans.

I found a well-known gay bar and hired two who looked very angry.

"The task of the two of you tonight is to serve my friend well, of course, he is a little timid, a little shy, if he struggles to resist, you must not take it seriously, because it is just that he is embarrassed!"

With that, Vardy pulled out two dozen pounds and handed them to the two.

"Uh, don't forget to bring props, he likes excitement the most!"

Before leaving, Vardy did not forget to give him a special advice.

Little fat man, don't blame me, I'm all for your good!

Vardy wanted to go home and wait for news, but he still couldn't contain his curiosity, so he simply ran to the hotel and opened another room to facilitate the close viewing of the play.

On the other hand, Rooney Sao's bag did an afternoon of styling, but there is not much room for improvement in how this goods are cleaned up, and the trend of less and less hair can't be covered up at all......

He was very excited all afternoon, and his strong sense of anticipation made him feel like he was fluttering, and he wished that the night would come earlier.

Resisting his excitement, Rooney arrived at the Laurie Hotel at the beginning of the day.

Along the way, he imagined what he would see when the door opened.

The dim candlelight reflects the beautiful atmosphere, and the little nurse carefully prepares a romantic candlelight dinner?

Or is it the little nurse in erotic lingerie who is sexy and sultry leaning against the door and staring affectionately at herself?

Or maybe the little nurse called her sister over and planned to play a more exciting game?

......

Oh my God, I can't think about it anymore!

If you think about it any longer, you'll have to come out, and you won't have to go to your room again!

Stroking his chest and trying to calm himself, Rooney smiled gentlemanly and knocked softly on the door.

But he never expected that all his fantasies would come to naught, and when the door opened, what appeared in front of him were actually two faggets in fishnet suits.

"Uh, that, I'm sorry, I went to the wrong room!" Rooney instantly broke out in a cold sweat on his head, pretending to be calm, and then turned around to leave.

"You're not wrong, come in!" One of the two grabbed Rooney's arm and pulled him into the room, thinking while pulling back, the employer was not wrong, he was really shy, and he was embarrassed at this time!

Rooney was completely stunned after being pulled into the room, and the two guys who looked like didn't talk about it, what was in this room?

Whips, candles, chains, sex suits......

This Nima is the filming scene, right?

"Well, I really went wrong, I'm sorry, you go on, have fun!" Rooney was very devastated.

But the problem is that he can't break free from the two, which makes him very bad.

"Don't be shy, since we're taking the money, let's make sure you have a good night tonight!" One of the faggets took the opportunity to touch Rooney's chest, causing Rooney to get goosebumps all over his body.

"Anyway, I really didn't know that the big star Rooney also liked this, if I knew it was you, I would definitely make you flutter even if I didn't want money!"

Rooney has a feeling of falling into a fire pit, if he can't get rid of these two faggots, I'm afraid his ass will be lost tonight!

At this time, he still has one last fantasy, all of this is a prank deliberately made by the little nurse, when he is most desperate, the little nurse will suddenly appear, and then the two will start to be passionate again.

But the problem is that I have taken off my shirt while struggling, why hasn't the little nurse come out?

Nima, I feel so sour all over, Mei was touched by a, and she had to hit a spirit all over her body, and goosebumps fell to the ground.

I struggled to explain that I wasn't a, but these two things didn't listen.

Do you have to do your own rhythm?

Rooney knew that if he didn't come up with the last trick, his reputation would probably be folded here!

So, Rooney sacrificed his ultimate, assumed the boxer position, and a combination punch brought the two down.

Dressed and quickly fleeing the hotel, getting into the car and stepping on the accelerator, Rooney swore that he would never come to the Laurie Hotel again!

Parking the car on a deserted street, Rooney trembled and pulled out his phone and called the little nurse.

It's just that this little nurse is not the little nurse he wants, but Ferdinand, who is experiencing the little nurse outfit at home.

"Why are you lying to me?" Rooney's tone was full of tears, which really scared him out just now.

Ferdinand picked up the phone confused, when did he lie to Rooney?

"Uh, are you mistaken, where did I lie to you?" Ferdinand asked puzzled as he took off his little nurse's outfit.

But here Rooney heard Ferdinand's voice and almost bounced out of the car.

Fuck, why is that bastard Ferdinand holding the little nurse's phone?

"How are you with her? What are you two doing? Rooney hurriedly asked.

Ferdinand was disturbed by Rooney, and was already very unhappy, and was asked inexplicably by Rooney's words.

"If you don't feel psychological, you should see a psychiatrist!" With that, Ferdinand hung up.

Rooney also felt that something was wrong, so he hurriedly looked through the phone, and after a long time, he found that there were two little nurses' phones stored in his mobile phone.

Who the hell is this prank?

Rooney wants to cry without tears!

I almost lost my chrysanthemum, you know?

Judging from Ferdinand's appearance just now, I know that this thing didn't do it, because this thing doesn't have this brain circuit at all!

Looking at this modus operandi, it's a bit like Vardy!

Bastard!

I'm not done with you!

......

In the end, the matter was also settled, Vardy refused to admit it, and Rooney, who had no evidence, had no choice, besides, Rooney was no match for Vardy now, and the threat of force did not work at all.

Besides, Rooney will not publicize his troubles everywhere, he was not known, and everyone still doesn't know about his own fanfare!

Vardy secretly laughed happily, you can't find evidence unless you go and ask those two, the question is, does Rooney dare to go?

This incident really frightened Rooney, not to mention anything else, he definitely won't go out to fool around during this time, and even when he handed over the public food, he felt a little powerless, because he could always think of those two in fishnet suits......

In fact, Vardy also felt that it was a bit too much to pit Rooney, but Rooney was too, and he didn't know how to converge if he didn't clean him up.

And Rooney was a little frightened at most, not really lost, because Vardy knew that the two very motherly were definitely not Rooney's opponents, and if Rooney really wanted to resist, they would not be enough for Rooney to warm up.

Of course, if Rooney doesn't want to rebel, then ...... There's not much more to say about Vardy!

It's a big deal to wait for the Champions League final, and it would be good to compensate him himself, if one doesn't work, two, if two, three, Vardy doesn't believe Rooney can deal with ten ...... in one night

However, what Vardy didn't expect was that after Rooney became a victim of his own ideas, he actually stole his own ideas and began to cheat others.

On the first day, Ferdinand was fooled, and the goods flew to London overnight, but Mao didn't see a single one;

The next day, Fletcher fell for it, and the guy plunged headfirst into a gay dating bar and almost couldn't get out;

On the third day, Brown ......

If it weren't for the fact that the game with West Ham United was about to start, I'm afraid Rooney would even dare to lie to Ferguson!

It's a disaster!

Well, Vardy is also Rooney's target, but the little fat man is a little stupid, and he actually used a strange phone call to date himself, and Vardy didn't even believe a cell.

Fight IQ IQ with brother, you are still tender!

If you don't want to face ten next time, then I think you'd better be honest and don't jump like that!