In ancient times, gods coexisted, heaven and earth were chaotic, and everything was in the beginning......

In that era of war and chaos, there were many legendary lives active.

Sun Wukong and Bull Demon were both famous heroes of that period, and the prestige of Monkey King was spread in that era......

There is a fish in the northern underworld, and its name is Kun.......

In that vast and boundless sky, the white clouds retreated to the surroundings, revealing a huge blue head, that was the first meeting between Zhuang Zhou and him, it was that meeting, the indelible bond between the two was formed, huge fish fell from the sky, and the blue clear sky made the Kun appear mighty and magnificent, but ......

"Is there anything to eat......

“.........”

"Fish food you or ....."

"To (have fun~)"

This is the beginning of the bond between the two......

.............

Zhuang Zhou woke up and found that he had a huge fish on his body.....

I almost ran out of breath.....

It's a shame to die in your own dreams......

It is said that he came to repay his kindness for fish food......

But why sleep on me......

I don't know your Kun's thinking.....

It's the size of the Kun in your dreams..... You've shrunk, haven't you.....

It's so heavy......

Shaoxia, where did you come from.....

It's cute to be squishy, but that doesn't change the fact that you're heavy......

Hurry up, I'm going to be amputated.....

It's really heavy..... It's really heavy... It's true.... It's so heavy.... Call.... Lu....

Na~ I wish Zhuang Zhou a good dream, and his Kun gets up early~

............ (Mo Que cp is still the same sentence, I don't accept you to beat me) .........

"Hey..... I finally caught the opportunity to be alone, how could I let you go so easily~" Yakumo touched his chin, with an evil smile on his face, and walked towards the depths of the grass step by step with an evil face.

Hold him down in the grass, preferably with his clothes stripped...... At last....... Hey, hey, hey......

Bian Que trembled, struggling to get his mouth out of the scarf, his voice trembling to resist Yakumo's further movements.....

"Hmm.... Yes...... No....... Please don't open there...."

In the depths of the grass, Bian Que's body trembled, and the red on his face and the tears in the corners of his eyes made him feel pitiful.

Bian Que seemed to have given up, and his eyes were closed. Neck thrust forward. The closed eyes left crystal tears, and he trembled and said:

"Yakumo !!"

"Please...... Stop, ahhhh It's all flowing out..."

Bian Que's body twitched, and Yakumo continued the movements in his hand with an evil expression, with a happy smile on his face.

Qin Yueren, I'm going to let you watch it today.......

I'll pour out your medicine! Ahhh!!!h

Watching Ya Yunmo pour the bottles of the precious potions he had worked so hard to refine on the ground one after another, Bian Que was furious, trembling all over, and angrily scolded the first swear words from childhood to adulthood:

"Yakumo Mo: I! @#￥%……&**&……%￥#！！！！！ ————”

Yakumo laughed out loud with a happy face.

"Let you poison me again! Let you milk the enemy again! You're milky! And then the milk!

I also picked up Lao Tzu for experiments! You do it again, hahahahaha!!! ”

It's still a day of "nuclear leveling", bracket laughs.

.......... (I want to go to the crooked wall)...........

Through the ability to travel through time and space, Yakumo often brings back specialties in other worlds, and soon the things brought by Yakumo Mo are sold well in the King Continent, and mobile phones are one of them.

Lu Bu updated a message in the circle of friends:

In the picture, Lu Bu is wearing the men's doomsday mecha suit brought back by Yakumo and Sun Shangxiang of the women's doomsday mecha....

Diao Chan was idle and bored, picked up his mobile phone and saw this statement at a glance in the circle of friends.

There was silence for a long time...... Feeling that there was a green grassland above him, and a few sheep were running wildly on it, Diao Chan began to dance wildly at home.....

It's better to dance...... It's better to dance...

Dancing ~~~Dancing ~~~~

I believe that love is better than dancing.....

......

After Liu Bei saw the photo, he had a warm smile on his face......

Who is the big cockroach next to Xiao Xiangxiang.....

Hey.... Curious~~~

Am I out of love......

But I can't be angry.....

I want to smile.... Smile....

I'm a warm man.....

Right.... Smile.....

As he spoke, he picked up a huge shotgun and took his straw hat with him.

Before going out, I took a closer look at my hat..... Well, that's right, it's not Guan Yu's hat......

Go out for a walk.....

Zhuang Zhou was constantly napping behind the grass, and Han Xin squatted behind the grass and stared at Zhuang Zhou.....

patted Han Shin on the shoulder, but Han Xin didn't look back. His eyes kept staring at Zhuang Zhou, who was napping......

"Yo~~~Xiao Xinxin ......"

"Shh......h Don't bother me to steal the Kun ....."

"Hey.... I'm out of love...."Liu Bei raised his shotgun and began to pull the trigger desperately at Han Xin, who didn't look back.

"Boom!!! Rumble!!! Rumble!!!! Rumble!!!! There was a burst of bombardment, beating Han Xin into a human form......

The first thing Zhuang Zhou saw after he was awakened was that Han Xin was covered in pitch black, black smoke was spitting out of his mouth, and one hand was stretched out to the sky, looking like he was dying......

Spuffing out a puff of black smoke, Han Shin expressed his Korean grievances..... Then the hand hung limply.

Liu Bei bombarded Han Xin's "corpse" with a smile on his face.

The mouth kept muttering, "I'm out of love... I'm out of love..... Who's that damn cockroach...... One shot killed ....."

As he spoke, he looked at Zhuang Zhou.

Zhuang Zhou saw that the situation was not good, so he picked up the heavy kun and fled quickly.

Liu Bei also had a bad expression on his face, and chased Zhuang Zhou while shooting.

"Xiao Zhuangzhuang, you wait for me!! Let me tell you...... "Walk all the way, the roads along the way were not spared, and they were all coke by Liu Bei."

Zhuang Zhou held the kun, and the huge fish body blocked the oncoming Sun Shangxiang, while Liu Bei was also in a state of brain pumping, shouting in his mouth:

"I !!! Lose!!!!! Love!!!!! Finish!!!! ”

Sun Shangxiang walked out from behind Zhuang Zhou with a smile on his face, and his temples were bulging with angry tic-tac-toe muscles.

"Yo~~~Darling~~~~ Have you had a good time traveling with Daji in the past few days~~~~ Also, what are you out of love~~~ With who~~~ Can you tell me who are you out of love with? Rise? As he spoke, he pulled out the cannon from behind him.

Liu Bei's IQ went online in an instant, and the whole person looked like a stone sculpture of "Sinopec..... The movement froze in place, and the brain stopped pumping.

"Ah..... Today's wind..... It's very noisy..... "Turn around and run......

The rampaging person was replaced by Sun Shangxiang, the artillery was frantically venting, the fiery muzzle kept roaring, and the cannonballs bombarded straight towards Liu Bei, who fled.....

"I'm telling you, if you don't tell me who your little wife is today, you won't want to go home alive!!!!"

The Lu Bu family at this moment..... Diao Chan was still dancing, and the spell balls formed by dancing became more and more violent, and the pink spell lotus flowers kept shuttling, destroying the house in a mess......

Lu Bu: "........"