Chapter 496: Lao Tzu is a rocket!
Chen Haoran thought that it might be because of the things in the academy on Mars that made these people who couldn't find an organization start to be irritable. There are not many people like this, in Chen Haoran's fiery eyes, it is just a pure white color, and if you don't distinguish it carefully, it is difficult to check whether it is a mutant person. Although the number of mutants is rising, what Chen Haoran found are all people who have mutated before.
After leaving the earth, Chen Haoran first came to the dark planet and carried out astral projection, and soon he traveled through the stars according to the star map to the planet Saka, and found Hulk who was resting in a cave.
Feeling Chen Haoran's spirit, Banner instantly sat up and looked at the spirit in front of him suspiciously, "Chen??"
"It's me, I didn't expect you to make great progress, and you seem to be very comfortable with life here." Chen Haoran pointed to the remaining grass of Banner and said, "I thought you had started to like this kind of life." Is that right? ”
"Hmm... I.." Banner shook his head, pointing to his neck.
"Okay, I see, it looks like you're still going to need a lot of practice." Looking at Banner in front of him, Chen Haoran said, "This time I want to investigate a matter, so I just came to see you." ”
Chen Haoran said as his eyes scanned the planet Saka, and soon he found Igo's doppelganger.
Banner regained his appearance and looked at Chen suspiciously, "What's the matter?" Can I help you? ”
"No, this time it's complicated, so I have to go alone. You just stay here first, after Thor returned to Asgard, there is no news so far, maybe the next time he comes will not be an easy matter. You'd better prepare early, after all, it's been more than a month now, and according to Thor's character, if nothing big happened, he wouldn't have disappeared like this. Chen Haoran turned off his eyes and turned to look at Banner, and said with a smile: "Natasha is very worried that you will leave a Merry Seed on this planet, you must know that these Saka people are very enthusiastic, I think you will be killed by them one day." ”
"I'm also worried, but this time you went to an alien planet, I think it's not a small matter, forget it, I'd better prepare well, and knock over the damn Red King Tyrant, lest this guy often come to me for trouble when I'm training." Banner didn't care about a guy like the Red King. If one punch doesn't work, then two.
"Very insightful. Well, without further ado, this time it's about saving the universe, not just the planet. Chen Haoran said that the spirit body instantly retracted his spirit body.
After Chen Haoran left, Banner lost sleep, and although he became Hulk, he still couldn't stop missing Natasha.
Chen Haoran teleported to an uninhabited planet, standing on an unknown tree at a height of 100 meters at this time, Chen Haoran knew the situation on the planet with a movement of his mind, similar to the age of dinosaurs on the earth, with large animals.
The yellow star light shines on the leaves in the shape of a large five-pointed star, quiet and peaceful, colorful plants, most of which are yellow, although these plants are very good, but the animals and plants on this planet are all poisonous creatures, so few people on this planet come here except for scientific research spaceships.
Demon Venom La is the name of this planet, Chen Haoran took out his mobile phone and dialed Quill's video.
"Chen. It's been a long time since I've been in touch, how did I think of contacting us. Quill opened the video, looked at the background behind Chen Haoran, and frowned, "That's not.. That.."
"Demon Poison La, they all tell you to masturbate a little less, but Chen, what are you doing there, do you want to take poison and commit suicide? If so, just donate your money. Ha ha.. This Five Poison Star Leaf behind you can solve this problem in an instant. "Rocket's mouth is still sharp.
"Really?" Chen Haoran stretched out his hand and pulled the rocket down in front of him, then plucked a leaf and said, "You can try it, but it shouldn't poison me, and you should be fine." ”
"Rocket, how did you get on the screen?" Quill patted the video glass and turned his head to look at the empty seat next to him, stunned in place.
"Hey, Quill, does my raccoon ragdoll look like Rocket?" Chen Haoran pointed to the stunned rocket and said: "Look at this eye, this black nose, this canine tooth, you see his daze eyes, isn't it amazing?" ”
"yes, it's just that the rocket is gone, Gamora, the rocket is gone, the rocket.."
"What? Quilpi is itchy, isn't it? ”
"Your uncle, Quill, Lao Tzu is real, really, you piece of waste!" The rocket roared with excitement.
"Hey, Chen, this rocket made by your artificial intelligence looks like it's real, the rocket seems to be gone, or you don't need this robot to replace the rocket. Lest he be blind for a day, it is better that this - the rocket can modify the character. Gamora looked at the rocket on the video and frowned, "But this robot doesn't seem to be very happy." ”
"Fuck your sister. Lao Tzu is a rocket, you stupid woman, look at me as unique, I know that you and Quill have not yet had a scientific and educational relationship, and Quill is a fool.." The rocket roared loudly: "Lao Tzu is a rocket!" ”
"Yes!" Chen Haoran looked at the rocket beside him speechlessly and said, "He is a rocket, it was just a joke just now." ”
"I must be dreaming." Quill lingered in place, muttering, "Since it's a dream, you have to be crazy, and you don't have to be responsible when you wake up anyway." ”
"Oh no, there's a good show." Chen Haoran knew that things were moving towards a crazy slaughter mode.
"Yes, I'm a robot." Rocket said with a smile on his face, the corners of his mouth were still faintly smiling, looking like he was watching a good show.
"Hmm.." Gamora is suddenly attacked by Quill and presses his hands on the table.
"Phew!" The glass of water in Dex's hand fell to the ground, and the inferior steel cup made a crisp sound as it collided with the ship's floor. Dirks looked confused.
"I'm Groot." Groot stared blankly at the two men fighting on the table.
Gamora's hand was already grasping Quill's back, and Quill's hand was about to touch Gamora's proud twin peaks, and Quill's other hand was already covering Gamora's warped arm, and the fire was about to start.
"Looks like they all need each other!" Chen Haoran looked at the two forgetful people on the video, turned his head and blindfolded the rocket's eyes, "Don't look at it, children, these spicy eyes." ”
"Spicy hammer, don't stop me from watching the film." The rocket opened Chen Haoran's hand angrily.
"Hahahaha..."Dirks, who reacted half a beat slowly, was the best master of spoiling the atmosphere.
"Are you guys playing kissing? It's funny.. You're all so hungry!! Hahaha.. It's so funny!! Dirks smiled as he pointed to the two people on the table holding their stomachs.